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. . . WOMEN see "THE HUMAN RACE" for related links I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman. --John Adams (17351826) First VP and second President of the United States. To his wife, Abigail Adams. Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. --Ambrose Bierce (18421914) American newspaperman, wit, and satirist. The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between its men and women. --Pearl S. Buck (18921973) American author noted for her novels of life in China; winner of the 1938 Nobel Prize for Literature. _Of Mice and Women_ [1941] The freedom women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion: things to make life easier for men, in fact. --Julie Burchill (1959 ) English journalist. _Damaged Goods_ [1986] "Born Again Cows" She was supposed to be very clever. All young ladies are either very pretty or very clever or very sweet; they may take their choice as to which category they will go in for, but go in for one of the three they must. It was hopeless to try and pass Charlotte off as either pretty or sweet. So she became clever as the only remaining alternative. --Samuel Butler (18351902) English novelist, essayist, and critic. _The Way of All Flesh_ [1903] The fair sex. --Miguel de Cervantes (15471616) Spanish novelist. _Don Quixote de la Mancha_ [1605-1615] Pt. 2 [1615], bk. 3, ch. 6. All dames are alike. They reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, they pull it out, they throw it on the floor and they step on it with their high heels. They spit on it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam on a hunk of toast and serve it to you. And they expect you to say: Thanks honey, it's delicious. --Raymond Chandler (18881959) American writer of detective fiction. _Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid_ You have one failing you must overcome, one thing you must learn if you are to be a completely happy, maybe the most important lesson in living you must learn to say no. You do not know how to say no, Sophia [Loren], and that is a serious deficiency. --Charlie Chaplin (18891977) English film actor and director. Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. --Geoffrey Chaucer (c. 13431400) English poet. _The Canterbury Tales_ [c. 1387] "The Shipman's Tale" Heav'n has no Rage like Love to Hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd. --William Congreve (16701729) English dramatist. "The Mourning Bride" [1697] - When a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. When he says perhaps, he means no. When he says no, he is not a diplomat. When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes. But when she says yes, she is no lady. --Lord Denning (18991999) British jurist. (On the difference between a diplomat and a lady [October 1982].) - A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. --attributed to Chauncey Depew (18341928) American politician. Women are like Flies, which feed among us at our Table; or Fleas sucking our very blood, who leave not our most retired places free from their familiarity; yet for all their fellowship will they never be tamed nor commanded by us. --John Donne (15721631) English poet and dean of St. Paul's [1621-1631]. Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one. --W. C. Fields [William Claude Dukenfield] (18801946) American vaudeville star and film actor. The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is, 'What does a woman want?' --Sigmund Freud (18561939) Austrian psychiatrist. To Marie Bonaparte, in Ernest Jones _Sigmund Freud: Life and Work_ [1955]. There is nothin' like a dame. --Oscar Hammerstein II (18951960) American songwriter. [Title of 1949 song.] Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. --Katharine Hepburn (19072003) American stage and motion-picture actress; winner of four Academy Awards. Quoted by Charles Higham in _Kate_ [1975]. A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. --Edgar Watson Howe (18541937) American journalist and author. The female of the species is more deadly than the male. --Rudyard Kipling (18651936) English writer and poet. "The Female of the Species" [1919] Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day. --Alan Jay Lerner (19181986) American playwright and lyricist. "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" [1958 song] Delicacy in woman is strength. --Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (17421799) German scientist and drama critic. You don't know a woman until you've met her in court. --Norman Mailer (19232007) American author, two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize. Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas. --Josι Marti (18531895) Poet and essayist, patriot and martyr, who became the symbol for Cuba's struggle for independence from Spain. _Letter_ [1890] Ah, wonderful women! Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun! --Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (18951977) American film comedian. In a comedy routine he performed for men and women serving in World War II [c. 1943]. I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce. --Margaret Mead (19011978) American anthropologist. - I get little enjoyment out of women, more out of alcohol, most out of ideas. --H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (18801956) American journalist and literary critic. On himself, in "Prejudices", series 3. A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something not akin to pity. His most gaudy saying and doings seldom deceive them; they see the actual man within, and know him for a shallow and pathetic fellow. --H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (18801956) American journalist and literary critic. _New York Evening Mail_, [15-16 November 1917] - I have never had any great esteem for the generality of the fair sex, and my only consolation for being of that gender has been the assurance it gave me of never being married to anyone amongst them. --Lady Mary Wortley Montagu [nιe Pierrepont] (16891762) English writer. Letter to Mrs. Calthorpe [7 December 1723]. I require only three things of a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. --Dorothy Parker (18931967) American critic and humorist. I never expected to see the day when the girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. --attributed to Will Rogers [William Penn Adair Rogers] (1879-1935) American humorist and actor. It takes one woman 20 years to make a man of her son, and 20 minutes for another woman to make a fool of him. --Helen Rowland (18751950) American writer. Silence gives the proper grace to women. --Sophocles (496?406 B.C.) Greek dramatist. _Ajax_ l. 293 Women prefer emotions to reasoning. --Stendhal [Marie-Henri Beyle] (17831842) French writer. _Love_, p. 55, translated by Suzanne Sale [Published 1975]. Women have come a long way. Not too long ago we were called dolls, tomatoes, chicks, babes and broads. We've graduated to being called tough cookies, foxes, bitches and witches. I guess that's progress. --Barbra Streisand (1942 ) American singer and actress. _Seattle Post-Intelligencer_ [10 February 1994] If I were asked. . . to what the singular prosperity and growing strength of that people [the Americans] ought mainly to be attributed, I should reply: To the superiority of their women. --Alexis de Tocqueville (18051859) French historian and politician. _Democracy in America_ [1840], pt. 2, bk.3, ch. 12 When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'. --Leo Tolstoy (18281910) Russian novelist. From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. --Sophie Tucker (18841966) American vaudeville artist. In Michael Freedland _Sophie_ [1978]. Women are an alien race set down among us. --John Updike (1932 ) American novelist and short-story writer. An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be stupid as one wants. --Paul Valιry (18711945) French poet. "Mauvaises Pensιes et Autres" [1941] All my life I was having trouble with women. . . . Then, after I quit having trouble with them, I could feel in my heart that somebody would always have trouble with them, so I kept writing those blues. --Muddy Waters (1915-1983) American blues singer and guitarist. In Tony Palmer _All You Need is Love_ [1976]. The dream of the American male is for a female who has an essential languor which is not laziness, who is unaccompanied except by himself, and who does not let him down. He desires a beautiful, but compre- hensible creature who does not destroy a perfect situation by forming a complete sentence. --E.B. [Elwyn Brooks] White (18991985) American essayist and literary stylist. "Notes on our Times" _The Second Tree from the Corner_ [1954] Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. --Charlotte Whitton (18961975) Canadian writer and politician. "Canada Month" [June 1963] The condition of women affords in all countries the best criterion by which to judge the character of men. --Frances Wright [Fanny Wright] (17951852) Scottish-born American social reformer. _Views of Society and Manners in America_ [1821] - WOMEN'S HISTORY IN AMERICA: WOMEN WHO CHANGED THE WORLD: -- ONE WISH LEFT A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray. "And what will your third wish be?" The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?" "You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left." "Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads." "Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!" -- ![]() ![]() WOMEN'S LIB . . see: "BELIEF" see: "CHANGE" see: "EQUALITY" see "HOME & FAMILY" for other related links see: "WOMEN"S RIGHTS" see: "WORK" It is really mortifying, sir, when a woman possessed of a common share of understanding considers the difference of education between the male and female sex, even in those families where education is attended to .... Nay, why should your sex wish for such a disparity in those whom they one day intend for companions and associates? --Abigail Adams (1744-1818) American first lady [1797-1801], the wife of John Adams, second president of the United States, and the mother of John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States, letter to John Thaxter [15 Februarry 1778] The sadness of the women's movement is that they don't allow the necessity of love. See, I don't personally trust any revolution where love is not allowed. --Maya Angelou (1928- ) American author and poet, in "California Living" [14 May 1975] How will the family unit be destroyed? ... the demand alone will throw the whole ideology of the family into question, so that women can begin establishing a community of work with each other and we can fight collectively. Women will feel freer to leave their husbands and become economically independent, either through a job or welfare. --Roxanne Dunbar, _Female Liberation_ The Feminists -v- The Marriage License Bureau of the State of New York...All the discriminatory practices against women are patterned and rationalized by this slavery-like practice. We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage. --Roxanne Dunbar _Sisterhood Is Powerful_ [1970] - If I am right, the problem that has no name stirring in the minds of so many American women today is not a matter of loss of femininity or too much education, or the demands of domesticity. It is far more important than anyone recognizes. It is the key to these other old and new problems which have been torturing women and their husbands and children, and puzzling their doctors and educators for years. It may well be the key to our future as a nation and a culture. We can no longer ignore that voice within women that says: 'I want something more than my husband and my children and my home.' --Betty Friedan nιe Goldstein (1921-2006) American feminist, _The Feminine Mystique_ [1963] p.27 Obit. - The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. --Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1860-1935) Leading theorist of the women's movement in the United States, _Women and Economics_ [1898] As to the great mass of working girls and women, how much independence is gained if the narrowness and lack of freedom of the home are exchanged for the narrowness and lack of freedom of the factory, sweatshop, department store, or office? --Emma Goldman (1869-1940) Lithuanian-born international anarchist who conducted leftist activities in the United States from 1890 to 1917 - EB. "The Tragedy of Women's Emancipation" _Anarchism and Other Essays_ [1911] The nuclear family must be destroyed, and people must find better ways of living together. ... Whatever its ultimate meaning, the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process. ... --Linda Gordon "Functions of the Family", in _WOMEN: A Journal of Liberation_ [1969] - As a long-time collector of idiotic statements I've noticed that where race once inspired the most sublime idiocies, today's Best Of are inspired by women in the military. They are also much easier to find. Key phrases fairly leap off the page: ``pregnant sailors . . .Army called too aggressive . . . lighter and less dangerous hand grenades . . stepladders added to obstacle courses . . . a training program to stamp out profanity at Fort Hood . . . the possibility of single mothers taking babies to war . . . " These are statements to read through spread fingers, the way jurors look at autopsy photos. Morning papers are especially dangerous because sudden movements can make you spill hot coffee in your lap. --Florence King (1936- ) American journalist, essayist, and novelist - Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type. --Fran Lebowitz (1946 - ) American humorist. As a result of the feminist revolution, "feminine" becomes an abusive epithet. --[Percy] Wyndham Lewis (1882-1957) Canadian-born British artist and writer. I wish I could get a man to foot my bills. I'm sick and tired, cooking my own breakfast, sloshing through the rain at 8 A.M., working like a dog. For what? Independence? A lot of independence you have on a woman's wages. I'd chuck it like that for a decent, or an indecent home. --Clare Boothe Luce (1903-1987) American playwright and politician, _The Women_ [1936] The American housewife of an earlier day was famous for her unremitting diligence. She not only cooked, washed and ironed; she also made shift to master such more complex arts as spinning, baking and brewing. Her expertness, perhaps, never reached a high level, but at all events she made a gallant effort. But that was long, long ago, before the new enlightenment rescued her. Today, in her average incarnation, she is not only incompetent; she is also filled with the notion that a conscientious discharge of her few remaining duties is, in some vague way, discreditable and degrading. --H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (1880-1956) American journalist and literary critic, _In Defense of Women_, rev ed. [1922] I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them. --Robin Morgan, editor of _Ms_ magazine I haven't the faintest notion what possible revolutionary role white hetero- sexual men could fulfill, since they are the very embodiment of reactionary- vested-interest-power. But then, I have great difficulty examining what men in general could possibly do about all this. In addition to doing the shitwork that women have been doing for generations, possibly not exist? No, I really don't mean that. Yes, I really do. --Robin Morgan, editor of _Ms_ magazine I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war. --Robert Mueller How wrong it is for women to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than set out to create it for herself. --Anaοs Nin (1903-1977) French-born American writer, _The Diary of Anais Nin_ Vol V [1974] - To attach the word "women's" to a cultural product is to devalue it; in the view of the larger culture, "women's" is only a step above "young adult." Though no one will admit it, the prevailing wisdom is that women are stupid and narcissistic and desire childish, mindless entertainment...Despite... the chatty interrogation designed to make us feel that iVillage and Oxygen.com are interested in us... no one is asking, or prompting women to ask, the unresolved questions that the more levelheaded feminists have been posing for decades, queries that might actually affect women's lives. How can you get him to help change the baby's diapers? Why aren't you making as much as the guys in the office-- the guys who do exactly what you do? What do you do if you're pregnant and poor and have to drive 500 miles to the nearest abortion clinic? Why does everyone assume you're incapable of thinking about anything more profound than nail polish and preschool jitters?... There's plenty of advice on how to change ourselves--woman by woman, pound by pound, wrinkle by wrinkle--but not a shred of guidance on how to change our situation. Nor is there any suggestion that we might want, or need, to rethink basic issues of power, equity and economics, or that our interest and passions should expand to acknowledge the world beyond the narrow confines of the kitchen, the nursery, the beauty salon and the office. --Francine Prose, "A Wasteland of One's Own," _New York Times_ [13 February 2000] - The established feminist leaders and the National Organization for Women are the domestic equivalents of Communist Party apparatchiks in the Soviet Union: ideological dinosaurs, remote to the needs of their constituency and that they should step down and let other people take over. The truth is that many women have come to see the feminist movement as anti-male, anti-child, anti-family, anti-feminine. And it has nothing to do with us. --Sally Quinn - WE DON'T NEED THE MEN by Malvina Reynolds [1958] It says in Coronet Magazine, June 1956, page 10, That married women are not as happy as women who have no men Married women are cranky, frustrated, and disgusted While single women are bright and gay, creative and well-adjusted We don't need the men, we don't need the men We don't need to have them round, except for now and then They can come to see us when we need to move the piano Otherwise they can stay at home and read about the White Sox We don't care about them, we can do without them They'll look cute in a bathing suit on a billboard in Manhattan We don't need the men, we don't need the men We don't need to have them round, except for now and then They can come to see us when they have tickets for the symphony Otherwise they can stay at home and play a game of pinochle We don't care about them, we can do without them They'll look cute in a bathing suit on a billboard in Milwaukee We don't need the men, we don't need the men We don't need to have them round, except for now and then They can come to see us when they're feeling pleasant and agreeable Otherwise they can stay at home and holler at the TV programs We don't care about them, we can do without them They'll look cute in a bathing suit on a billboard in Madagascar We don't need the men, we don't need the men We don't need to have them round, except for now and then They can come to see us when they're all dressed up with a suit on Otherwise they can stay at home and drop towels in their own bathroom We don't care about them, we can do without them They'll look cute in a bathing suit on a billboard in Tierra del Fuego. - Women's liberationists operate as Typhoid Marys carrying a germ called lost identity. They try to persuade wives that they have missed something in life because they are known by their husband's name and play second fiddle to his career ... As a homewrecker, women's liberation is far in the lead over 'the other man', 'the other woman', or 'incompatibility' . --Phyllis Schlafly (1924- ) American author and anti-feminist leader, in Rebecca Clutch _Women of the New Right_ [1987]. What the radical feminists have in fact accomplished is projecting a vision and an agenda of sexual 'liberation' that have had the net effect of making it easier for husbands to dump their wives and children. They have also made it harder for new families to form, by creating a contentious atmosphere between the sexes. Women and men have both lost out, in different ways, in all this. Children have of course lost out worst of all from the decline of families. Yet the feminazis have made 'childhood poverty' one of their political cries. They are shameless. --Thomas Sowell (1930- ) American economist and author Women are not going to be equal outside the home until men are equal in it. --Gloria Steinem (1934- ) American feminist, jounalist, and founder of "Ms." magazine. Brains are never a handicap to a girl if she hides them under a see-through blouse. --Bobby Vinton (1935- ) American singer. ---- [WOMEN'S LIB - TOPICAL] Saudi Arabia was unlikely to allow women a role in next year's landmark elections for municipal councils, said Prince Nayif ibn Abdulaziz, the nation's interior minister. "I don't think it's likely that women will take part in the elections," Nayif said in remarks aired on Saudi TV. Saudi officials have played down the likelihood of women voting or running in the elections, the first nationwide vote in the absolute monarchy, but Nayif was the most senior official to comment on the issue. --Los Angeles Times, [October 11, 2004], "Minister Doubts Women Will Be Allowed to Vote" | UGLY - UNICORNS | UNHAPPINESS | UNIONS - USELESS | VACATION - VENGENCE | VENICE - VICTORY | VIGILANCE - VIRGINITY | VIRTUE - VULGARITY | WAGES - WAR & PEACE | WAR (THE CIVIL) - WAR (THE REVOLUTIONARY) | WAR (THOUGHTS ABOUT) - PAGE 1 (A-M) | WAR (THOUGHTS ABOUT) - PAGE 2 (N-Z) | WAR (VIETNAM) | WAR (WORLD WAR I) | WAR (WORLD WAR II) PAGE 1 (A-M) | WAR (WORLD WAR II) PAGE 2 (N-Z) | WASHINGTON (D.C.) - WEAK/WEAKNESS | WEALTH - WEASELS | WEATHER - WELLS (H.G.) | WEST (THE OLD/WILD) - WILDE (OSCAR) | WILL - WINNING | WINTER - WISDOM | WISHING - WIVES | WOMEN - WOMEN'S LIB | WOMEN'S RIGHTS - WORDS | WORK - WORLD | WORLD TRADE CENTER & PENTAGON DISASTER, 11 SEPTEMB | WORRY - WRONG | WRITING | YESTERDAY - ZOOS | | R | S | T | U - END | | Return Home | The Credits | The Cast | Act 1 | Act 2 | Act 3 | The End | The Reviews | Photos | |
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