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. . . SILLINESS see: "ABSURDITIES" see: "NONSENSE" He who writes nothing silly writes nothing great. --Anton Chekhov (18601904) Russian dramatist and short-story writer. No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. --Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (15331592) French moralist and essayist. - A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well, ... they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he says. ![]() . . see: "BREVITY" see "HAPPINESS" for other related links To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter ... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a birds' nest or a wildflower in spring these are some of the rewards of the simple life. --John Burroughs (18371921) American naturalist and writer. All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope. --Winston Churchill (18741965) British Conservative statesman and Prime Minister [19401945, 19511955]. A refined simplicity is the characteristic of all high bred deportment, in every country. --James Fenimore Cooper (17891851) American novelist. _The American Democrat_ [1838] The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed up in these two common sense and perseverance. --Owen Feltham (c. 1610c. 1678) English religious writer. What is easy is seldom excellent. --Samuel Johnson (17091784) English poet, critic, and lexicographer. How simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. . . . All that is required to feel that here and now is happiness is a simple, frugal heart. --Nikos Kazantzakis (18831957) Cretan civil servant and foreign correspondent. _Zorba the Greek_ [1946] Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. --Leonardo da Vinci (14521519) Florentine painter, sculptor, musician, and scientist. Less is more. --Mies van der Rohe (1886-1969) German-born architect and designer, in Philip Johnson _Mies van der Rohe_ [1947]. Our life is frittered away by detail. . . Simplify, simplify. --Henry David Thoreau (18171862) American essayist, poet, and practical philosopher. _Walden_ [1854] ----- facile [FAS-uhl], adjective: 1. Easily done or performed; not difficult. 2. Arrived at without due care or effort; lacking depth; as, "too facile a solution for so complex a problem." 3. Ready; quick; expert; as, "he wields a facile pen." Ex.: Today, the nuclear projects in Iran, Iraq, and North Korea forbid the facile conclusion that the atomic weapons age is conclusively ended. --Abba Eban, _Diplomacy for the Next Century_ ![]() . . see "HUMOR" for related links Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "you're causing a scene." --Homer Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. --Homer You tried your hardest and you failed miserably. The lesson here is: "Never Try!" --Homer Simpson Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. --Homer Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known.....then she went as crazy as a loon. --Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" MARGE: Homer, sitting that close to the TV can't be good for you. HOMER: Talklng while the TV's on can't be good for you. --Julie Thacker, dialogue "Last Tap Dance in Springfield," _The Simpsons_ Fox TV [2000] The answer to life's problems is not at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV. --Homer J. Simpson But if I pay attention to you, I have to stop watching T.V. You can see the bind I'm in. --Homer J. Simpson Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. --Homer J. Simpson It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have. --Bart Simpson ![]() . . see: "IMMORALITY" - He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. --Bible "New Testament, John" 8:7 Be sure your sin will find you out. --Bible "Numbers" 32:23 - Most people repent of their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbor. --Josh Billings [Henry Wheeler Shaw] (1818-1885) American humorist. A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing. --Samuel Butler (1835-1902) English novelist, essayist, and critic. _The Note-Books of Samuel Butler_, ed. Henry Festing Jones [1907] "Life"' {when asked by Mrs Coolidge what a sermon had been about, c. 1925} 'Sins,' he said. 'Well, what did he say about sin?' 'He was against it.' --Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933) American Republican statesman and President [1923-1929]. In John H. McKee _Coolidge: Wit and Wisdom_; perhaps apocryphal. No sin to cheat the devil. --Daniel Defoe (1660-1731) English novelist and journalist. _History of the Devil_, pt. II, ch. 10. The greatest minds, as they are capable of the highest excellencies, are open likewise to the greatest aberrations. --Renι Descartes (1596-1650) French philosopher and mathematician. _Discourse on Method and the Meditations_ [1637] The gods Visit the sins of the fathers upon the children. --Euripides (485?-406 B.C.) Greek dramatist. _Phrixus_, fragment 970 1. Politics without Principle. 2. Wealth without Work. 3. Pleasure without Conscience. 4. Knowledge without Character. 5. Commerce without Morality. 6. Science without Humanity. 7. Worship without Sacrifice. --Mohandas K. Gandhii (1869-1948) Indian statesman and leader of the nationalistic movement against British rule. "Seven Sins" Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality. --Kahlil Gibran (18831931) Lebanese poet. _Sand and Foam_ [1926] Not to be deficient in this particular, the author has provided himself with a moral--the truth, namely, that the wrongdoing of one generation lives into the successive ones. --Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864) American novelist and short-story writer. _The House of the Seven Gables_ [1851] Fashions in sin change. --Lillian Hellman (1905-1984) American dramatist. "Watch on the Rhine" [1941] Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809-1894) American physician, poet, and essayist. _The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table_ [1858] The only sure-enough sinner is the man who congratulates himself that he is without sin. --Elbert Hubbard (1859-1915) American editor, publisher, and author who died in the sinking of the "Lusitania." _The Roycroft Dictionary and Book of Epigrams_ [1923] The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. --Florynce R. Kennedy (1916-2001) American lawyer, feminist, and author. A worn-out sinner is sometimes found to make the best declaimer against sin. --Charles Lamb (1775-1834) English essayist. _The Works of Charles Lamb_, p. 528 [1852] The sins of youth are paid for in old age. --Latin proverb If the devil take a less hateful shape to us than to our fathers, he is as busy with us as with them. --James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) American poet, critic, essayist, and diplomat. A man does not sin by commission only, but often by omission. --Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180) Roman emperor [161-180] and Stoic philosopher. _Meditations_, Book IX, Number 5 His face was filled with broken commandments. --John Masefield (1878-1967) English novelist, poet, and playwright. In Robert Andrews _The Concise Columbia Dictionary of Quotations_, P. 74 [1989]. Home is heaven and orgies are vile But you need an orgy, once in a while. --Ogden Nash (19021971) American writer of humorous poetry. "Home, 99 44/100% Sweet Home" _The Primrose Path_ [1935] - It is not the sins but with the sinners that most men are angry. --Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C.- 65 A.D.) Roman philosopher and poet. "On Anger" in _Moral Essays_ tr. John W. Basore [1928] Who, when he may, forbids not sin, commands it. --Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C.- 65 A.D.) Roman philosopher and poet. _Troades_ tr. Frank Justus Miller [1917] Other men's sins are before our eyes; our own are behind our backs. --Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C.- 65 A.D.) Roman philosopher and poet. - The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity. --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish comic dramatist, literary critic, Socialist propagandist, and winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1925. _The Devil's Disciple_ [1897], act II Well, there's a Book that says we're all sinners and I at least chose a sin that's made quite a few people happier than they were before they met me. --Sally Stanford (1903-1982) American Madam, politician, and author. I's wicked, I is. --Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896) American writer and philanthropist. _Uncle Tom's Cabin_ [1852] When women go wrong, men go right affter them. --Mae West (1893-1980) American stage and film actress. In Joseph Weintraub _The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West_ [1967]. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. --Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943) American dramatic and literary critic. In Robert F. Drennan _The Algonquin Wits_ [1968]. - Pride, covetousness, lust, anger, gluttony, envy and sloth are the seven capital sins. --A Catechism of Christian Doctrine for General Use [1866] - God's plan made a hopeful beginning, But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We hope that the story Will end in God's glory, But at present the other side's winning. --anon. ----- peccable (adj.) ['pek-κ-bκl] Sinful, capable of sin or wrong-doing. ![]() ![]() SINATRA (FRANK) . . see "MUSIC" for related links see "PEOPLE" for related links - Anne and I joined Frank Sinatra at Jimmy's, a nightclub. I knew Frank for fifty years. He was a charismatic character, a heavy drinker and a heavy smoker. But it never seemed to affect that glorious voice. [. . . ] Did he remember the girls screaming his name outside of the Paramount Theater sixty years ago? I remember I was trying to work my way through the crowd to get to the Forty-second Street subway station. Here now was Frank, in his cocoon. He never came out of it. It was hard to imagine someone overflowing with vitality and talent rendered so helpless. --Kirk Douglas [Issur Danielovitch] (1916 ) American film actor and producer. _My Stroke of Luck_ [2002], "Death Takes a Holiday" - It is rare, if it has ever happened before, that the industry of a single man can tell us so much about our hopes and aspirations; the dreams we dreamed, the things we wished for. . . and the stuff out there that often eluded our grasp. All in the guise of a song. Sinatra remains the patron saint of every popular singer who has opened his mouth since he first opened his. He is the chairman of the board and disenfranchised of all ages. --Rod McKuen (1933 ) American poet, composer, and singer. [In 1990.] - Ben Gross, the radio editor of the New York "Daily News" once wrote that he didn't consider Frank SInatra to be the best singer in the world. Fans of the singer weren't pleased. One wrote: "You should burn in oil, pegs should be driven into your body and you should be hung by your thumbs." Said another: "I'd love to take you to Africa, tie you to the ground, pour honey on you and let the ants bite you to pieces." ![]() . . see: "HONESTY" No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. --Henry Brooks Adams (18381918) American historian & man of letters. I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions. --Dorothy Day (18971980) American journalist, reformer, and co-founder of the "Catholic Worker." Bolsheviks are sincere. Fascists are sincere. Lunatics are sincere. People who believe the earth is flat are sincere. They can't all be right. Better make certain first you've got something to be sincere about and with. --Tom Driberg [William Hickey, pen name] (19051976) British journalist and politician. In "Daily Express" [1937]. I can promise to be sincere, but not to be impartial. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (17491832) German poet, novelist, and playwright. A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. --Oscar Wilde (18541900) Anglo-Irish dramatist and poet. "Intentions" [1891] ![]() . . see "MUSIC" for related links - But without question the highlight came when the entire crowd not just us older folks in our 50s, but also the young people in their late 40s joined together to sing "Barbara Ann," all of us united for the moment by our inability to remember that one verse that goes something like: Tried Betty Sue Did the boogaloo Went to the zoo And I saw a tiger poo --Dave Barry (1947 ) American humorist. - What the mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin. --Henry Ward Beecher (18131887) American Congregational minister; [brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher.] _Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit_ [1887] A bird does not sing because it has an answer...it sings because it has a song. --Chinese Proverb Swans sing before they die; 'twere no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing. --Samuel Taylor Coleridge (17721834) English poet, critic, and philosopher. "On a Bad Singer" He was an average guy who could carry a tune. (Crosby's own suggestion for his epitaph.) --Bing Crosby (19031977) American singer and film actor. In "Newsweek" [24 October 1977]. A good lyric should be rhymed conversation. --Ira Gershwin (18961983) American songwriter. In Philip Furia _Ira Gershwin_ [1966]. Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. --E.Y. "Yip" Harburg (18961981) American songwriter. [Lecture given at a New York City YMCA in 1970.] A few can touch the magic string, And noisy Fame is proud to win them; Alas for those that never sing, But die with all their music in them! --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (18091894) American physician, poet, and essayist. _The Voiceless_ [1858] Her singing was mutiny on the high Cs. --Hedda Hopper [Elde Furry] (18901966) American actress and gossip columnist. There is delight in singing, though none hear beside the singer. --Walter Savage Landor (17751864) English poet, essayist, and critic. "To Robert Browning" Today one hardly ever hears a really beautiful and technically correct trill; very rarely a perfect mordent; very rarely a rounded coluratura, a genuine unaffected soul-moving portamento, a complete equalization of the registers, a steady intonation through all the varying nuances of crescendo and diminuendo. --Richard Wagner (18131883) German composer. I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am. --Artemus Ward [Charles Farrar Browne] (18341867) American humorist and writer. _Artemus Ward's Lecture_ [1866] end page | SACRED - SANTA CLAUS | SARCASM - SCHOOL | SCIENCE - SCULPTURE | SEA (THE) - SEEING | SELF - SELF-ESTEEM | SELF-EXAMINATION - SEMANTICS | SENATE (THE U.S.) - SERIOUSNESS | SEX | SEX SYMBOLS - SHEEP | SHIPS - SILENCE | SILLINESS - SINGING | SINGLE-MINDEDNESS - SKY | SLANDER - SMILES | SMOKING - SOCIETY | SOLDIERS - SOPHISTICATION | SORROW - SOUTH SEA | SPACE - SPEAKING | SPEECH - SPENDTHRIFTS | SPIDERS - SPY | SPORTS & SPORTSMANSHIP | STAGE (THE) - STERILIZATION | STOCK MARKET - STRANGERS | STRENGTH - SUBURBS | SUCCESS | SUFFERING - SUPREME COURT | SURPRISE - SYSTEM (THE) | | R | S | T | U - END | | Return Home | The Credits | The Cast | Act 1 | Act 2 | Act 3 | The End | The Reviews | Photos | |
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