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PAINTING
PAKISTAN --- PARACHUTE JUMPING
PARADISE --- PARANOIA --- PARENTING

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PAINTING

see: "ART"
see: "ENTERTAINMENT, HOBBIES, & LEISURE ACTIVITIES" for other related links


The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
--Francis Bacon (1561—1626)
English philosopher and essayist.
Quoted in Edward Bulwer-Lytton _Falkland_ [1827].

Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses.
--attributed to Lord Beaverbrook (1879—1964)
Canadian-born British newspaper proprietor and Conservative politician.

Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold
by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
--Al Capp (1909—1979)
American cartoonist.
In "National Observer" [1 July 1963].

[Of his portrait, painted by Graham Sutherland:]
I look as if I was having a difficult stool.
--Winston Churchill (1874—1965)
British Conservative statesman and Prime Minister [1940-45, 1951-55].
Quoted in _Lyttelton Hart-Davis Letters_, ed Rupert
Hart-Davis [1978]; letter of 20 November 1955.

The prudent painter should know how to paint what is
appropriate to the individual, the time and the place. ...
Is it not an error to paint St. Jerome with a red hat, like
the one cardinals wear today? He was indeed a cardinal,
but he did not wear such a costume, since it was Pope
Innocent IV, more than 700 years later, who gave cardinals
their red hats and red gowns. ... All this proceeds from the
ignorance of painters.
--Gilio da Cybele
"Dialogue on the Error of Painters" [1564]
Quoted in Daniel J. Boorstin _The Discoverers_ [1983].

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman
to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was
possibly an idiot.
--Salvadore Dali (1904—1989)
Spanish painter.
Preface to Pierre Cabanne _Dialogues with Marcel Duchamp_ [1968].

One picture in ten thousand, perhaps, ought to live in the
applause of mankind, from generation to generation, until
the colors fade and blacken out of sight, or the canvas rot
entirely away.
--Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804—1864)
American novelist and short-story writer.
_The Marble Faun_, vol. II, ch. XII [1860]

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Henri Matisse (1869—1954)
French painter.

Matisse's painting _Le Bateau_ hung upside down in the
Museum of Modern Art, New York, for forty-seven days
[October 18 - December 4, 1961] before anyone noticed.
In that period 116,000 people visited the gallery.

_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard [2000]

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I hate flowers. I paint them because they're
cheaper than models and they don't move.
--Georgia O'Keeffe (1887—1986)
American artist.
_New York Herald Tribune_ [18 April 1954]

[Explaining why he still painted when his hands were twisted with arthritis:]
The pain passes, but the beauty remains.
--Pierre Auguste Renoir (1841—1919)
French painter.
Quoted in Sisley Huddleston _Paris Salons, Cafιs, Studios_ [1928].

I cannot really convince myself that any painting is
good unless it is popular. If the public dislikes one
of my Post covers, I can't help disliking it myself
or, at least doubting it.
--Norman Rockwell (1894—1978)
American painter and illustrator.
_The Norman Rockwell Album_ [1961]

[On his commission to paint murals for the Four Seasons restaurant:]
I hope to paint something that will ruin the appetite
of every son of a bitch who eats in that room.
--Mark Rothko [Marcus Rothkowitz] (1903—1970)
Russian-born American painter.

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
--John Singer Sargent (1856—1925)
American painter.
Quoted in Evan Esar _The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations_ [1949].

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many
useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination
without skill gives us modern art.
--Tom Stoppard [Tomas Straussler] (b. 1937)
Czech-born British playwright.
"Artist Descending a Staircase" [1972]

I cannot help it that my pictures do not sell.
Nevertheless the time will come when people
will see that they are worth more than the
price of the paint.
--Vincent van Gogh (1853—1890)
Dutch painter.
Letter to his brother Theo [20 October 1888.]

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limn [LIM], transitive verb:
1. To depict by drawing or painting.
2. To portray in words; to describe.

rococo [roh-kuh-KOH], adjective:
1. Ornate or florid in speech, writing, or general style.
2. Pertaining to a style of painting developed simultaneously
with the rococo in architecture and decoration, characterized
chiefly by smallness of scale, delicacy of color, freedom of
brushwork, and the selection of playful subjects as thematic
material.
noun:
1. A style of architecture and decoration, originating in France
about 1720, evolved from Baroque types and distinguished by
its elegant refinement in using different materials for a delicate
overall effect and by its ornament of shellwork, foliage, etc.




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PAKISTAN

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see: "PLACES" for related links


[Pakistan is] the sort of place to send your
mother-in-law for a month, all expenses paid.
--Ian Botham (b. 1955)
British cricketer and cricket commentator.
(In a BBC Radio interview [17 March 1984]. The following
month he was fined by the Test and County Cricket Board
for making the remark.)




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PARACHUTE JUMPING

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[Contemplating his first parachute jump:]
I watched him strap on his harness and helmet, climb
into the cockpit and, minutes later, a black dot falls
off the wing two thousand feet above our field. At
almost the same instant, a white streak behind him
flowered out into the delicate wavering mushroom
of a parachute — a few gossamer yards grasping
onto air and suspending below them, with invisible
threads, a human life, and man who by stitches, cloth,
and cord, had made himself a god of the sky for those
immortal moments.
--Charles Lindbergh (1902—1974)
American aviator.
_The Spirit of St Louis_ [1953]




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PARADISE

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see: "HEAVEN"
see: "IMMORTALITY"
see: "HAPPINESS" for other related links


My idea of paradise is a perfect automobile going
thirty miles an hour on a smooth road to a twelfth-
century cathedral.
--Henry Brooks Adams (1838—1918)
American historian & man of letters.
Summarizing his notions of travel in a 1902 letter to his niece, Mabel.
Quoted in Harold Dean Cater (ed.)
_Henry Adams and His Friends_ [1947].

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot.
--Joni Mitchell [Roberta Joan Anderson] (b. 1943)
Canadian-born American singer and songwriter.
"Big Yellow Taxi" [1969 song]

Memory is the only paradise from which we cannot be driven.
--Jean Paul Richter (1763—1825)
German novelist.
Attributed in "The Argosy" [April 1897].

[Of Los Angeles:]
Paradise, with a lobotomy.
--Neil Simon (b. 1927)
American playwright.
_California Suite_ [1976 play]

Earthly paradise is where I am.
--Voltaire (Franηois Marie Arouet) (1694—1778)
French writer and philosopher.
_Le mondain_ (The Worldly) [1736]

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Cockaigne (noun) [kκ-'keyn or kah-'keyn]
Paradise, utopia, an imaginary land
of ease and luxurious living.




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PARANOIA

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see: "THE MIND" for related links


Opposition may become sweet to a man,
when he has christened it persecution.
--George Eliot [Mary Ann Evans] (1819—1880)
English novelist.
_Scenes of Clerical Life_ [1857], "Janet's Repentance", ch. I
(Published anonymously in Blackwood's Magazine.)

The patient who has a primary tendency to
believe himself persecuted draws from this
the conclusion that he must necessarily be
a very important person and therefore
develops a delusion of grandeur.
--Sigmund Freud (1856—1939)
Austrian psychiatrist.
Quoted in _The Major Works of Sigmund Freud_ [1952],
one of the "Great Books of the Western World".

When you spend all your time worrying that the devil
is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him
whether he's there or not.
--Anita Blake, character in
_Obsidian Butterfly_ by Laurell K. Hamilton

You can discover what your enemy fears most
by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
--Eric Hoffer (1902—1983)
American longshoreman, philosopher, and author who
received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1982.
In _The Faber Book of Aphorisms_ [1962] ed. W.H. Auden and Louis Kronenberger.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.
--Henry Alfred Kissinger (b. 1923)
German-born American diplomat.
In _Time_ [24 January 1977].

It seems very strange to me that we have this
word [paranoia] which means, in effect, that
someone feels he is being persecuted when
the people who are persecuting him don't
think that he is. But we haven't got a word
for the condition in which you are persecuting
someone without realizing it, which I would
have thought is as serious a condition as the
other, and certainly no less common.
--R.D. Laing (1927—1989)
Scottish psychiatrist.
_The Facts Of Life: An Essay In Feelings, Facts, and Fantasy_ [1976]

I envy paranoids; they actually think
people are paying attention to them.
--Susan Sontag [Susan Rosenblatt] (1933—2004)
American essayist, critic, and novelist.
"The New York Times Magazine" [1992]




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PARENTING/PARENTS

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see: "DISCIPLINE"
see: "FATHERS"
see: "MOTHERS"
see: "HOME & FAMILY" for other related links


It was a saying of his ... that those parents who gave
their children a good education deserved more honor
than those who merely beget them; for that the latter
only enabled their children to live, but the former
gave them the power of living well.
--Aristotle (384—322 B.C.)
Greek philosopher.
In Diogenes Laertius
_Lives of the Eminent Philosophers_, bk V, sec. 11

Virtuous and wise he was, but not severe;
He still remember'd that he once was young.
--Dr John Armstrong (1709—1779)
Scottish poet.
_The Art of Preserving Health_, bk. IV [1744]

I wish I'd known early what I had to learn late.
--Richie Ashburn (1927—1997)
American major-league baseball player.
Interview with Roger Angell in _New Yorker_ [1981].

To a father, when his child dies, the future dies;
to a child, when his parents die, the past dies.
--Berthold Auerbach (1812—1882)
German novelist.
_On the Heights_, 7th bk. [1874 ed.]

Every child is affected thus the first time he is treated
unfairly. All he thinks he has a right to when he comes
to you to be yours is fairness. After you have been unfair
to him he will love you again, but will never afterwards
be quite the same boy.
--Sir James Matthew Barrie (1860—1937)
Scottish writer and dramatist.
_Peter and Wendy_, ch. 8 "The Mermaids' Lagoon" [1911]

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If a boy is not trained to endure and to bear trouble, he will grow
up a girl; and a boy that is a girl has all a girl's weakness without
any of her regal qualities. A woman made out of a woman is God's
noblest work; a woman made out of a man is His meanest.
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister; brother of
Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher.
In Henry Ward Beecher and Edna Dean Proctor, _Life Thoughts:
Gathered From the Extemporaneous Discourses of Henry Ward Beecher_ [1858].


We never know the love of the parent till we become
parents ourselves. When we first bend over the cradle
of our own child, God throws back the temple door,
and reveals to us the sacredness and mystery of a
father's and a mother's love to ourselves. And in later
years, when they have gone from us, there is always
a certain sorrow, that we cannot tell them we have
found it out.
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister; brother of
Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher.
Attributed in Tryon Edwards _A Dictionary of Thoughts_, p. 396 [1891].

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Children always assume the sexual lives
of their parents come to a grinding halt
at their conception.
--Alan Bennett (b. 1934)
English actor and playwright.
_Getting On" [1972]

Train up a child in the way he should go: and
when he is old, he will not depart from it.
--Bible
"Proverbs" 22:6

TV, which compared to music plays a comparatively small role in
the formation of young people's character and taste, is a consensus
monster — the Right monitors its content for sex, the Left for violence,
and many other interested sects for many other things. But the music
has hardly been touched, and what efforts have been made are both
ineffectual and misguided about the nature of the problem. The result
is nothing less than parents' loss of control over their children's moral
education at a time when no one else is seriously concerned with it.
--Allan Bloom (1930—1992)
American writer and educator.
_The Closing of the American Mind_ [1987]

When my kids are wild and unruly, I use
a playpen. When they are finished, I climb
out.
--Erma Bombeck (1927—1996)
American humorist.
Quoted in Robert Kelly _In Celebration of Children_, p. 109 [1992].

Words of praise, indeed, are almost as necessary to warm
a child into a genial life as acts of kindness and affection.
Judicious praise is to children what the sun is to flowers.
--Christian Nestell Bovee (1820—1904)
American writer.
_Intuitions and Summaries of Thought_ [2 vols. 1862]

If the first button of one's coat is wrongly
buttoned, all the rest will be crooked.
--Giordano [Filippo] Bruno (1548—1600)
Italian philosopher, astronomer, and mathematician.
Attributed in John Emerich & Edward Dalberg
_The Cambridge Modern History_, p. 707 [1904].

'Yes, they are good boys,' I once heard a kind father
say. 'I talk to them very much, but do not like to beat
my children,—the world will beat them.' It was a
beautiful thought, though not elegantly expressed.
--Elihu Burritt (1810—1879)
American philanthropist.
This passage first appears in _Recollections of Childhood_ [1840]
by "Primogenita", who may be Martha Pearce Rouch. However, in
1862, Henry Southgate's _Many Thoughts of Many Minds_ credits
Burritt. Both Maturin M. Ballou and Tryon Edwards in, respectively,
_Treasury of Thought_ [1884] & _A Dictionary of Thoughts_ [1891]
confirm that the passage is Burritt's.

The first duty towards children is to make them happy.
If you have not made them happy, you have wronged
them. No other good they may get can make up for
that.
--Charles Buxton (1823—1871)
English author.
_Notes of Thought_ [1873]

When I see the Ten Most Wanted lists I always have
the thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier,
they wouldn't be wanted now.
--attributed to Eddie Cantor (1882—1964)
American comedian, actor, singer, and songwriter.

Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
--Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832—1898)
English writer and logician.
_Alice's Adventures in Wonderland_, ch. 6 [1865]

Each second we live is a new and unique moment of
the universe, a moment that will never be again. And
what do we teach our children in school? We teach
them that two and two make four and that Paris is the
capital of France. When will we also teach them what
they are? We should say to them: Do you know what
you are? You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the
years that have passed, there has never been another
child like you. And look at your body — what a
wonder it is! Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers,
the ways you move. You may become a Shakespeare,
a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity
for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. And when you
grow up, can you then harm another who is, like you,
a marvel? You must work — we must all work — to
make the world worthy of its children.
--Pablo Casals (1876—1973)
Spanish-born cellist and conductor.
_Joys and Sorrows: Reflections_ [1970]

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My child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

--Harry Chapin (1942—1981)
American singer and songwriter.
_Cat's in the Cradle_ [1974]
(Lyrics by Harry and Sandra Chapin.)

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Human beings are the only creatures that
allow their children to come back home.
--attributed to Bill Cosby (b. 1937)
American comedian.

The apple does not fall far from the tree.
--"Daily Gleaner" (Kingston, Jamaica) [1 June 1911]

The first half of our lives is ruined by our
parents and the second half by our children.
--Clarence Darrow (1857—1938)
American lawyer.
Attributed in Beatrix Tudor-Hart
_The Intelligent Parent's Guide to Child Behavior_ [1966].

Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child. He needs
guidance. If there is love, there is no such thing as
being too tough with a child. ... If you have never
been hated by your child, you have never been a
parent.
--Bette Davis (Ruth Elizabeth Davis) (1908—1989)
American actress.
_The Lonely Life_ [1962]

Always be nice to your children because they
are the ones who will choose your rest home.
--attributed to Phyllis Diller (b. 1917)
American comedian.

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Diogenes (?412—323 B.C.)
Greek philosopher.

One day a woman, accompanied by her small
son, came to Diogenes, complaining that the
boy was rude and ill behaved and asking what
she should do to improve his conduct. Diogenes'
answer was to strike the mother in the face.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard [2000 ed.]

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The thing that impresses me most about
America is the way parents obey their
children.
--Edward VIII (1894—1972)
King [1936], afterwards, the Duke of Windsor.
In "Look" [5 March 1937].

Men are what their mothers made them.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803—1882)
American philosopher and poet.
_The Conduct of Life_ [1860] "Fate"

If you are too busy to spend time with your children
then you are busier than God intended you to be.
--Rabbi Mendel Epstein
_The Jewish Press_ [24 May 1996]

The night you were born, I ceased being my father's
boy and became my son's father. That night I began
a new life.
--Henry Gregor Felsen (1916—1995)
American writer.
_Letters To A Teen-Age Son_ [1962]

How true Daddy's words were when he said: 'All children
must look after their own upbringing.' Parents can only
give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the
final forming of a person's character lies in their own
hands.
--Anne Frank (1929—1945)
German-born Jewish diarist.
"Diary" [15 July 1944]

Let thy child's first lesson be Obedience,
and the second will be what thou wilt.
--Benjamin Franklin (1706—1790)
American politician, inventor, and scientist.
_Poor Richard's Almanack_ [1739]

Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
--Sir David Paradine Frost (b. 1939)
British television host.
In "Independent" [16 September 1989].

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
--"Gammer Gurton's Garland, or the Nursery Parnassus" [1784]

Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
--Kahlil Gibran (1883—1931)
Lebanese poet.
_The Prophet_ [1923] "On Children"

Dispel not, the happy delusions of children.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749—1832)
German poet, novelist, and playwright.
Attributed in Maturin M. Ballou _Edge-Tools of Speech_, p. 69 [1886].

When our kids are young, many of us rush out to
buy a cute little baby book to record the meaningful
events of our young child's life. . . . But I've often
thought there should be a second book, one with
room to record the moral milestones of our child's
life. There might be space to record dates she first
shared or showed compassion or befriended a new
student or thought of sending Grandma a get-well
card or told the truth despite its cost.
--Fred G. Gosman
American author.
_How to Be a Happy Parent ... In Spite of Your Children_ [1995]

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"The Stern Parent"

Father heard his children scream,
So he threw them in the stream,
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard."

--Harry Graham (1874—1936)
British writer and journalist.
_Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes_ [1899]

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The beauty of 'spacing' children many years apart
lies in the fact that parents have time to learn
the mistakes that were made with the older ones —
which permits them to make exactly the opposite
mistakes with the younger ones.
--attributed to Sydney J. Harris (1917—1986)
American journalist.

Not to be deficient in this particular, the author
has provided himself with a moral — the truth,
namely, that the wrongdoing of one generation
lives into the successive ones.
--Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804—1864)
American novelist and short-story writer.
_The House of the Seven Gables_ [1851], preface

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over,
before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or
taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short
on pocket money — but long on hugs.
--Robert Heinlein (1907—1988)
American science-fiction writer.
_Time Enough for Love_ [1973]

An infallible way to make your child miserable is to satisfy
all his demands. Passion swells by gratification; and the
impossibility of satisfying every one of his demands will
oblige you to stop short at last, after he has become a
little headstrong.
--Henry Home, Lord Kames (1696—1782)
Scottish lawyer, agriculturalist, and philosopher.
_Introduction to the Art of Thinking_ [1761]

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of
your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness
of his children.
--Edgar Watson Howe (1854—1937)
American journalist and author.
_Country Town Sayings_ [1911]

If I'm more of an influence to your son as a
rapper than you are as a father ... you've got
to look at yourself as a parent.
--Ice Cube (b. 1970)
American rap musician.
In "Rolling Stone" [4 October 1990].

It was the policy of the good old gentleman to make
his children feel that home was the happiest place in
the world, and I value this delicious home-feeling as
one of the choicest gifts a parent could bestow.
--Washington Irving (1783—1859)
American author, essayist, and travel book writer.
_The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent_ [1819-20]

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One of the most obvious facts about grown-ups,
to a child, is that they have forgotten what
it is like to be a child.
--Randall Jarrell (1914—1965)
American poet.
In Christina Stead _The Man Who Loved Children_ [1965].


It is not just Mowgli who was raised by a couple of wolves;
any child is raised by a couple of grown-ups. Father and
Mother may be nearer and dearer than anyone will ever
be again — still, they are members of a different species.
--Randall Jarrell (1914—1965)
American poet.
_The Third Book of Criticism_ [1969]

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I believe it will be found that those who marry late are
best pleased with their children; and those who marry
early, with their partners.
--Samuel Johnson (1709—1784)
English poet, critic, and lexicographer.
_Rasselas_ [1759]


I am always for getting a boy forward in his learning; for that is
a sure good. I would let him at first read any English book which
happens to engage his attention; because you have done a great
deal when you have brought him to have entertainment from a
book. He’ll get better books afterwards.
--Samuel Johnson (1709—1784)
English poet, critic, and lexicographer.
In James Boswell _The Life of Samuel Johnson_ "16 April 1779" [1791].

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Children must be rendered reasonable, but not reasoners.
The first thing to teach them is that it is reasonable for
them to obey, and unreasonable for them to dispute.
--Joseph Joubert (1754—1824)
French philosopher.
In Henry Attwell _The Pensees of Joubert_ [1877].

For fear of what it might do to me, you never paid a
compliment, and when other people did, you beat it
away from me with a stick. 'He certainly is looking
nice and grown up.' He'd look a lot nicer if he did
something about his skin. 'That's wonderful that he
got that job.' Yeah, well, we'll see how long it lasts.
You trained me so well, I now perform this service
for myself. I deflect every kind word directed to
me, and my denials are much more extravagant than
the praise. 'Good speech.' Oh, it was way too long,
I didn't know what I was talking about, I was just
blathering on and on, I was glad when it was over.
I do this under the impression that it is humility,
a becoming quality in a person. Actually, I am
starved for a good word, but after the long drought
of my youth, no word is quite good enough. 'Good'
isn't enough. Under this thin veneer of modesty
lies a monster of greed. I drive away faint praise,
beating my little chest, waiting to be named Sun-
God, King of America, Idol of Millions, Bringer
of Fire, The Great Haji, Thun-Dar the Boy Giant.
I don't want to say, 'Thanks, glad you liked it.' I
want to say, 'Rise, my people. Remove your faces
from the carpet, stand, look me in the face.'
--Garrison Keillor (b. 1942)
American writer and radio host.
_Lake Wobegon Days_ [1985]

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that
in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
--Jean Kerr (1923—2003)
American writer, [wife of Walter Kerr].
_Please Don't Eat the Daisies_ [1957]

-

My father used to play with my brother and me in
the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're
tearing up the grass.'

'We're not raising grass,' dad would reply, 'we're
raising boys.'

--Harmon Killebrew (1936—2011)
American Major League baseball player.
Quoted in "Reader's Digest" [1985].

-

The most assiduous task of parenting is to divine
the difference between boundaries and bondage.
--Barbara Kingsolver (b. 1955)
American author.
_High Tide in Tucson: Essays from Now or Never_ [1996]
"Civil Disobedience at Breakfast"

-

To rear a boy under what parents call the "sheltered life system"
is, if the boy must go into the world and fend for himself, not wise.
Unless he be one in a thousand he has certainly to pass through
many unnecessary troubles; and may, possibly, come to extreme
grief simply from ignorance of the proper proportions of things.
--Rudyard Kipling (1865—1936)
English writer and poet.
_Plain Tales from the Hills_ [1888], "Thrown Away"


If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too.
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise.

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master,
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling (1865—1936)
English writer and poet.
"If" [1910]

-

-

I suppose that every parent loves his child; but I know without any
supposing, that in a large number of homes the love is hidden behind
authority, or its expression is crowded out by daily duties and cares.
--Abbott E. Kittredge (1834—1912)
English clergyman.
Quoted in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert
_Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers_, p. 442 [1895].


I never hear parents exclaim impatiently, 'Children, you
must not make so much noise,' that I do not think how
soon the time may come when those parents would
give *all the world*, could they hear once more the
ringing laughter which once so disturbed them.
--Abbott E. Kittredge (1834—1912)
English clergyman.
Quoted in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert
_Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers_, p. 51 [1895].

-

It is ... sometimes easier to head an institute
for the study of child guidance than it is to
turn one brat into a decent human being.
--Joseph Wood Krutch (1893—1970)
American critic and naturalist.
"Whom Do We Picket Tonight?", essay in _Harper's Magazine_ [1950].

What the vast majority of American children need is to
stop being pampered, stop being indulged, stop being
chauffeured, stop being catered to. In the final analysis
it is not what you do for your children but what you
have taught them to do for themselves that will make
them successful human beings.
--Ann Landers [Esther Pauline Friedman Lederer] (1918—2002)
American advice columnist.
_Ann Landers Says Truth Is Stranger. . . _ [1968]

Few things are more satisfying than seeing
your children have teenagers of their own.
--attributed to Doug Larson (1902—1981)
American journalist.

The parent who could see his boy as he
really is, would shake his head and say:
'Willie is no good; I'll sell him.'
--Stephen Butler Leacock (1869—1944)
Canadian humorist.
_Essays and Literary Studies_ [1916] "The Lot of the Schoolmaster"

-

Growing up as John Lennon's son has been a rocky
path. All my life I've had people coming up to me
saying "I loved your dad." I always have very mixed
feelings when I hear this. I know that Dad was an
idol to millions who grew up loving his music and
his ideals. But to me he wasn't a musician or a
peace icon, he was the father I loved and who let
me down in so many ways.

After the age of five, when my parents separated, I
saw him only a handful of times, and when I did he
was often remote and intimidating. I grew up
longing for more contact with him but felt rejected
and unimportant in his life.

Dad was a great talent, a remarkable man who stood
for peace and love in the world. But at the same
time he found it very hard to show any peace and
love to his first family — my mother and me. In many
accounts of Dad's life, Mum and I are either dismissed
or at best treated as insignificant bit players, which is
sadly something that continues to this day.

--Julian Lennon (b. 1963)
(In Cynthia Lennon's _John_ [2005], "Foreword")

-

The subtlest and most pervasive of all influences are those
which create and maintain the repertory of stereotypes.
We are told about the world before we see it. We imagine
most things before we experience them.
--Walter Lippmann (1889—1974)
American journalist.
_Public Opinion_, ch. 6 [1929]

I would not have children much beaten for their faults,
because I would not have them think bodily pain the
greatest punishment.
--John Locke (1632—1704)
English political and educational philosopher.
_Some Thoughts Concerning Education_ [1693]

A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard
words bruise the heart of a child.
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807—1882)
American poet.
_Driftwood_ [1857] "Table-Talk"

The hearts of small children are delicate organs.
A cruel beginning in this world can twist them
into curious shapes. The heart of a hurt child
can shrink so that forever afterward it is hard
and pitted as the seed of a peach. Or, again,
the heart of such a child may fester and swell
until it is misery to carry within the body,
easily chafed and hurt by the most ordinary
things.
--Carson Smith McCullers (1917—1967)
American author.
_The Ballad of the Sad Cafι_ [1951]

The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart.
--Mencius (c. 372 BC — c. 289 BC)
Chinese philosopher.
_Works_, bk. IV, pt. II, ch. XII

With him for a sire and her for a dam,
What should I be but just what I am?
--Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892—1950)
American poet.
"A Few Figs from Thistles" [1920]

The last step in parental love involves the
release of the beloved, the willing cutting
of the cord that would otherwise keep the
child in a state of emotional dependence.
--Lewis Mumford (1895—1990)
American architectural critic, urban planner, and historian.
_The Conduct of Life_, ch. 9 [1951]

^

From the spring/summer 2007 schedule of
the E. L. Cord Museum, in Reno, Nevada:

Clay Turds For Toddlers. Parent and toddler will explore
together the wonderful textures and forms that can be
created using clay. This fun and tactile approach will allow
you and your tot to discover the many possibilities that
can result from squishing, pounding, rolling and building
with this muddy material. You will sculpt, fire, and glaze
your “clay turds” during this exciting and developmental
opportunity for parent and child.

--_New Yorker_ (magazine) [24 December 2007]

^

It takes a village to raise a child.
--"Newsday" [3 January 1989]

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct
him to hold in higher esteem those who think
alike than those who think differently.
--Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844—1900)
German classical scholar, philosopher, and critic of culture.
_The Dawn_ [1881]

-

If a child lives with criticism, he learns to condemn.
If a child lives with hostility, he learns to fight.
If a child lives with pity, he learns to feel sorry for himself.
If a child lives with ridicule, he learns to be shy.
If a child lives with jealousy, he learns to hate.
If a child lives with shame, he learns to feel guilty.
If a child lives with encouragement, he learns to be confident.
If a child lives with tolerance, he learns to be patient.
If a child lives with praise, he learns to be appreciative.
If a child lives with acceptance, he learns to love.
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
If a child lives with recognition, he learns to have a goal.
If a child lives with sharing, he learns about generosity.
If a child lives with fairness, he learns justice.
If a child lives with honesty, he learns what truth is.
If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith in himself.
If a child lives with friendliness, he learns that the world is a nice place to live in.

--Dorothy Law Nolte (1924—2005)
Parenting expert and author.
"Children Learn What They Live," in _Scouting Magazine_ [April 1964].

-

If you bungle raising your children I don't think
whatever else you do well matters very much.
--Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis (1929—1994)
Wife of President John F. Kennedy.
In Theodore C. Sorenson _Kennedy_ [1965].

Explain the concept of death very carefully to your
child. This will make threatening him with it much
more effective.
--P.J. O'Rourke (b. 1947)
American political satirist.
_Modern Manners_ [1994 ed.]

Men are generally more careful of the breed of
their horses and dogs than of their children.
--William Penn (1644—1718)
Quaker leader and advocate of religious freedom who oversaw
the founding of the American Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
as a refuge for Quakers and other religious minorities of Europe.
_Some Fruits of Solitude_ [1693]

Parents deserve reproof when they refuse to
benefit their children by severe discipline.
[Latin: Parentes objurgatione digni sunt, qui
nolunt liberos suos severa lege proficere.]
--Gaius Petronius Arbiter (?—AD 66)
Roman writer and senator.
Attributed in J. K. Hoyt & Anna L. Ward (eds.)
_The Cyclopedia of Practical Quotations_, p. 575 [4th ed., 1882].

The beginning is the most important part of any
work, especially in the case of a young and tender
thing; for that is the time at which the character
is being formed and the desired impression is more
readily taken.
--Plato (427?—347 B.C.)
Greek philosopher.
_The Republic_ [c. 380 B.C.]

'Tis education forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.
--Alexander Pope (1688—1744)
English poet.
_Epistles to Several Persons_ "To Lord Cobham", l. 101 [1733]

The greatest gifts my parents gave to me ... were their
unconditional love and a set of values. Values that they
lived and didn't just lecture about. Values that included
an understanding of the simple difference between right
and wrong, a belief in God, the importance of hard work
and education, self-respect and a belief in America.
--attributed to Colin L. Powell (b. 1937)
Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff [1989-93]; Secretary of State [2001-05].


^^

Terry Pratchett (b. 1948)
English science fiction writer, revisits Hansel and Gretel
in this exerpt in _The Light Fantastic_ [1986]:

[begin snippet — inside the Gingerbread house]

"Have a bit more table," said Rincewind.

"No thanks, I don't like marzipan," said Twoflower.
"Anyway, I'm sure it's not right to eat other people's
furniture."

"Don't worry," said Swires. "The old witch hasn't
been seen for years. They say she was done up
good and proper by a couple of young tearaways."

"Kids of today," commented Rincewind.

"I blame the parents," said Twoflower.

^^

I got a fortune cookie that said, 'To remember is
to under-stand.' I have never forgotten it. A good
judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer.
A good editor remembers being a writer. A good
parent remembers what it was like to be a child.
--Anna Quindlen (b. 1952)
American writer.
_Thinking Out Loud_ [1994]

The world is not always a kind place. That's
something all children learn for themselves,
whether we want them to or not, but it's
something they really need our help to
understand.
--Fred Rogers (1928—2003)
Host of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" [1968-2001].
"New York Times" [28 February 2003]

To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn,
and that which he will have the most need to know.
--Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712—1778)
French philosopher and novelist.
_Emile; or, Treatise on Education_ [1762]

-

I'm determined never to be a parent. Modern manners
and the break-up of the fine old traditions have
simply ruined the business.

I shall devote my life and fortune to the endowment
of research on the best method of producing human
beings decorously and unobtrusively from eggs. All
parental responsibility to devolve upon the incubator.

--Dorothy L. Sayers (1893—1957)
English writer of detective fiction.
_The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club_, ch. 3 [1928]

-

No matter how old a mother is she watches her
middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
--Florida Scott-Maxwell (1884—1979)
American playwright, author, and Jungian analyst.
_The Measure of My Days_ [1968]

He that by harshness of nature rules his family with
an iron hand is as truly a tyrant as he who misgoverns
a nation.
--Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C.—65 A.D.)
Roman philosopher and poet.
Attributed in _Sunday School Helper_, vol. XX, no. 8 [August 1889].

[When Isadora Duncan regretted that they could
not have a child together, saying, 'Think what a
child it would be with my body and your brains':]
I know, but suppose the child was so unlucky as
to have my body and your brain?
--George Bernard Shaw (1856—1950)
Irish dramatist and critic.
Quoted in Lewis Copeland and Faye Copeland
_10,000 Jokes, Toasts & Stories_ [1939].

'A fig-tree looking on a fig-tree becometh fruitful,' says the
Arabian proverb. And so it is with children; their first great
instructor is example.
--Samuel Smiles (1812—1904)
Scottish author.
_Character_ [1883 ed.]

All good qualities in a child are the result of environment,
while all the bad ones are the result of poor heredity on
the side of the other parent.
--Elinor Goulding Smith
_The Complete Book of Absolutely Perfect Baby and Child Care_ [1957]

The defects of children mirror the defects of their parents.
--Herbert Spencer (1820—1903)
English philosopher.
_Education: Intellectual, Moral, and Physical_, ch. III "Moral Education" [1862]

And perhaps, after all, it is better that the
lad should break his neck than that you
should break his spirit.
--Robert Louis Stevenson (1850—1894)
Scottish essayist, poet, and novelist.
_The Amateur Emigrant_ [1879-80, published 1895]

I long to put the experience of fifty years at once
into your young lives, to give you at once the key
to that treasure chamber every gem of which has
cost me tears and struggles and prayers, but you
must work for these inward treasures yourselves.
--Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811—1896)
American writer and philanthropist.
Letter to her twin daughters [1861].
Quoted in Karen Payne
_Between Ourselves: Letters Between Mothers and Daughters, 1750-1982_ [1983].

Don't limit a child to your own learning,
for he was born in another time.
--Talmud (A.D.1st—6th cent.)
Rabbinical writings.

The best rules to form a young man are to talk little,
to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed
in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and
value others that deserve it.
--Sir William Temple (1628—1699)
English statesman and diplomat.
Quoted in John Timbs
_Laconics: Or, The Best Words of the Best Authors_, p. 196 [1829].

The most influential of all educational factors
is the conversation in a child's home.
--William Temple (1881—1944)
English theologian and Archbishop.
_The Hope of a New World_ [1940]

It is better to keep children to their duty by a
sense of honor and by kindness than by fear.
--Terence [Publius Terentius Afer] (c. 190—159 BC)
Roman comic dramatist.
Quoted in _A New Dictionary of Quotations from the Greek, Latin,
and Modern Languages_, p. 375 [Philadelphia, J.B. Lippencott, 1860].

If you raise your children to feel that they can
accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you
will have succeeded as a parent and you will have
given your children the greatest of all blessings.
--attributed to Brian Tracy (b. 1944)
Canadian-born American motivational author.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is
to find out what they want, and then advise them to do it.
--Harry S. Truman (1884—1972)
American Democratic statesman, President of the U.S. [1945—1953].
Television interview by Edward R. Murrow [27 May 1955].

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was
right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
--Charles Wadsworth (1814—1882)
American clergyman.
Attributed in "The Rotarian" [November 1990].

At three years of age the child's whole emotional life plan has been laid
down, his emotional disposition set. At that age the parents have already
determined for him whether he is to grow into a happy person, wholesome
and good-natured, whether he is to be a whining, complaining neurotic,
an anger-driven, vindictive, over-bearing slave driver, or one whose
every move in life is definitely controlled by fear.
--John B. Watson (1878—1958)
American psychologist.
_Psychological Care of Infant and Child_ [1928]

Educate your children to self-control, to the habit
of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies
to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done
much to abolish misery from their future lives and
crimes from society.
--Daniel Webster (1782—1852)
American orator and politician.
Quoted in Tryon Edwards _A Dictionary of Thoughts_, p. 135 [1908 ed.].

A mother once asked a clergyman when she should
begin the education of her child, which she told him
was then four years old. 'Madam,' was the reply, 'you
have lost three years already.'
--Richard Whately (1787—1863)
English philosopher and theologian.
Quoted in Maturin M. Ballou _Notable Thoughts About Women_, p. 267 [1882].

There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
--Lιon R. Yankwich (1888—1975)
Rumanian-born American judge.
Quoted in "L.A. Times" [9 August 1928].

-

Children should never listen to Muzak — too much sax and violins.
--anon.


TOPICAL

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15 -- Percentage of Americans who say parents are
putting too much pressure on students, according
to the Pew Global Attitudes Project

59 -- Percentage of Japanese who say parents ...

61 -- Percentage of Indians ...

63 -- Percentage of Chinese ...

--"Figuratively Speaking" in
_Las Vegas Business Press_ [11 September 2006]

^

"Much Depends on Dinner"
By Cameron Stracher
in _The Wall Street Journal_ [29 July 2005]

The recent death of Gerry Thomas, whom many credit with inventing
the TV dinner (think Swanson), draws to a close the kinder, gentler
era when happy families gathered around a television set, aluminum
trays in hand, enjoying their chopped sirloin beef and sweet green
peas in seasoned butter sauce while laughing at the wacky antics
of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. Today, televisions are a lot bigger
(and flatter), the frozen-food industry has grown into a $30 billion
business and the chances of getting everyone to sit down for dinner
at the same time are a lot slimmer. Instead, we are a nation of take-
outers and drive-throughers, eating our meals on the go, dining by
ourselves and laughing alone. The family dinner has become an
endangered species, the victim of our own ingenuity and productivity.

Mealtime in the 1950s: Somehow, everybody managed to show up
at the same time. Eventually they may have even talked to one
another. These days, fewer than one-third of all children sit down
to eat dinner with both parents on any given night. The statistics
are worse if both parents are working and the family is Caucasian
(Latino families have the highest rate of sharing a meal). The
decline in the family dinner has been blamed for the rise in obesity,
drug abuse, behavioral problems, promiscuity, poor school performance,
illegal file sharing and a host of other ills.

A recent study at the Harvard Medical School, for example, concluded
that the odds of being overweight were 15% lower among those who
ate dinner with their family on "most days" or "every day" compared
with those who ate with their family "never" or on "some days." The
National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia
University found that teens from families that almost never eat
dinner together are 72% more likely to use illegal drugs, cigarettes
and alcohol than the average teen and that those who eat dinner
with their parents less than three times a week are four times more
likely to smoke cigarettes, three times more likely to smoke marijuana
and twice as likely to drink as those who eat dinner with their parents
at least six times a week.

[ . . . ]

In my absence from dinner, I am not alone. My evening train is packed
with men and women shoveling burritos, couscous or pizza into their
mouths, while firing off messages on their BlackBerries. Among my
friends, I know few who sit down to eat with their children on the
weekends, let alone the weekday. Instead they arrive just in time
to plant a kiss on the moist forehead of a drowsy babe, then retire
downstairs to the computer.

The causes for the incredible disappearing family dinner are many.
As women have entered the work force in greater numbers, fewer
hands are available to shop and cook. Both parents are working
longer hours and commuting farther, which makes it harder to get
home in time to share a meal. Children are busier, too, overcommitted
to school and sports and other activities, which has made coordinating
dinner time more difficult. Finally, the plethora of fast-food choices
exemplified by the TV dinner, though partly an effect of our changing
style of life, is also a cause: The easier it is to pick up or microwave
something on the run, the less likely we are to share our meal with
others.

[ . . .]

As food preparation has become easier, meals quicker and distractions
ubiquitous, it's tempting to view the family dinner as simply another
choice from columns A, B or C. Just as television has splintered its
viewing audience, TV dinners have splintered the dining audience.
When anyone can eat alone, few eat together.

And that's a shame. Because dinner is like a formal poem, with a
fixed meter and time. It can't be hastened by new technology or
emailed as an attachment to our kitchens. Instead, it's one of the
few opportunities for conversation in a noisy world, a place to take
a slower measure of our frenzied days. By missing mealtime, we are
missing a substantial part of our children's lives. Sooner than we
realize, they will not be at our table. Sooner than that, they will
not want to have anything to do with us.

Right now my own son's head is filled with baseball statistics that
he cannot wait to share. My daughter is obsessed with iTunes,
and wants to know what every song means, even when the lyrics
go: "I'm your boogie man / I'm your boogie man / Turn me on."
Instead of answering their questions, however, weeks pass
when I do not know what they are learning in school, who
they are playing with, what they do when I'm not around.

But I'm trying to mend my ways. So when my son asked me, a
few days ago, whether I'd be home early or late, I told him I'd
be taking the 5:03. "What do you want for dinner?" I asked.
"How about Chinese?" he said. It was a start.

Mr. Stracher is publisher of the New York Law School Law Review.

-----

martinet [mar-t'n-ET], noun:
1. A strict disciplinarian.
2. One who lays stress on a rigid adherence to the details of forms and methods.


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