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NUCLEAR WAR --- NUCLEAR WEAPONS --- NUDITY NUMBERS --- NURSERY RHYMES

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NUCLEAR WAR

see "WAR & PEACE" for related links


We will not act prematurely or unnecessarily risk
the costs of world-wide nuclear war in which even
the fruits of victory would be ashes in our mouth.
But neither will we shrink from that risk at any
time it must be faced.
--John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917—1963)
American Democratic statesman, President of the U.S. [1961—1963].
_Television Address_ [22 October 1962].

Global war has become a Frankenstein's monster,
threatening to destroy both sides. . . It contains
now only the germs of a double suicide.
--Douglas MacArthur (1880—1964)
American general.
Speech [5 July 1961].




NUCLEAR WEAPONS

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see "WAR & PEACE" for related links


We have grasped the mystery of the atom
and rejected the Sermon on the Mount. . . .
The world has achieved brilliance without
wisdom, power without conscience. Ours
is a world of nuclear giants and ethical
infants. We know more about war than we
know about peace, more about killing than
we know about living.
--Omar Bradley (1893—1981)
American general.
Armistice Day address before the Boston
Chamber of Commerce [10 November 1948].

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Some recent work by E[nrico] Fermi and L[eo]
Szilard, which has been communicated to me
in manuscript, leads me to expect that the
element uranium may be turned into a new and
important source of energy in the immediate future.
Certain aspects of the situation which has arisen
seem to call for watchfulness and, if necessary,
quick action on the part of Administration. . . .

It may be possible to set up a nuclear chain reaction
in a large mass of uranium, by which vast amounts
of power and large quantities of new radium-like
elements would be generated. . . .

This new phenomenon would also lead to the
construction of bombs, and it is conceivable —
though much less certain — that extremely
powerful bombs of a new type may thus be
constructed. A single bomb of this type, carried
by boat and exploded in a port, might very well
destroy the whole port together with some of
the surrounding territory.

--Albert Einstein (1879—1955)
German-American physicist who developed the
special and general theories of relativity.
Letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt [2 August 1939].

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The Japanese were ready to surrender and it
wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful
thing. . . . I hated to see our country be the
first to use such a weapon.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890—1969),
American Army General, supreme Allied commander WWII,
NATO commander, American President [1953—1961].
In Barton J. Bernstein "Hiroshima, Rewritten,"
_New York Times_ [31 January 1995].

That is the biggest damn fool thing we have ever
done. The bomb will never go off, and I speak as
an expert in explosives.
--William D. Leahy (1875—1959)
American naval officer and chief military adviser to Presidents
Franklin D. Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman.
A scientific repot about the soon-to-be-tested atom
bomb, in Harry S. Truman, _Memoirs, Year of Decision_ [1955].

As the bomb fell over Hiroshima and exploded, we
saw an entire city disappear, I wrote in my log the
words: 'My God, what have we done?'
--Robert Lewis, Air Force captain and Enola
Gay copilot. Remarks on the 10th anniversary
of the atom bomb [19 May 1955].

If the Third World War is fought with nuclear
weapons, the fourth will be fought with bows
and arrows.
--Louis Mountbatten (1900—1979)
British war hero.
In "Maclean's" [9 November 1975].

Nuclear weapons ended World War II and have
been the major factor in preventing World War III.
The existence of nuclear weapons makes even
conventional war too risky for aggresors who
might contemplate it. Eliminating nuclear weapons
would simply make the world safe for conventional
war.
--Richard Nixon (1913—1994)
American Republican statesman, President [1969—1974].
_In the Arena_ [1990]

A world without nuclear weapons would be less
stable and more dangerous for all of us.
--Margaret Thatcher (1925— )
British conservative stateswoman and Prime Minister [1979—1990].
Remark to Mikhail S. Gorbachev, "Time" [27 April 1987].

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Canadian television interviewer: Ever regret all
the people you killed?

Tibbets: No, I've never lost a night's sleep over it,
and I never will. . . . I got nothing to be ashamed
of. That's how it was.

--Paul W. Tibbets, Jr. (1915—2007)
American Air Force colonel who piloted the
Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the
atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
Interview in the Washington Post [30 January 1995].

& see:

This is a great day in the history of the world.
--Harry S. Truman (1884—1972)
American Democratic statesman, President of the U.S. [1945—1953].
Upon learning of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima [6 August 1945].

& note:

The atom bomb was no "great decision." It was used
in the war, and, for your information, there were more
people killed in Tokyo than dropping the bomb
accounted for. It was merely another powerful weapon
in the arsenel of righteousness. The dropping of the
bombs stopped the war, saved millions of lives. It is
just the same as artillery on our side.
--Harry S. Truman (1884—1972)
American Democratic statesman, President of the U.S. [1945—1953].
Columbia University [28 April 1959].

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When [an atom bomb] went off, you felt you were
in a vapor, like a vacuum, everything still as death
— and then this real bright light, so bright I had my
hands over my eyes closed and I could see all
these bones just like you were looking at an X-ray.
The fireball was right straight up over our heads.
We had to be in the stem of it. We were only 300
yards from ground zero. The sand had melted into
a glaze, like a brown glass. Then we got a sunburn,
and the guys all started throwing up in the truck
going back, sick as dogs, all of them.
--Reason Warehime [pseudonym]
Describing a nuclear exposion at the Nevada test site in
the early 1950s. At the time of the interview he was 67,
a cancer victim. "New York Times" [26 March 1993].





NUDITY

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see: "THE BODY"


If God had meant us to walk around naked, he
would never have invented the wicker chair.
--Erma Bombeck (1927—1996)
American humorist.

The girls in Canadian lap dancing bars are allowed to
remove all their clothes and touch the customers, but
while this is undoubtedly a Good Thing, we should
remember that Canada is home to 87% of all the
world's mosquitoes.
--Jeremy Clarkson (1960— )
British journalist and broadcaster.
In "Sunday Times" [18 July 1999].


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Humphrey Howarth (c. 1800), British surgeon:

Challenged to a duel, Howarth appeared at the
appointed venue stark naked. His challenger,
understandably nonplussed, asked what he thought
he was doing. Howarth solemly explained that
if any bit of cloth is carried into the body by
gunshot, festering inevitably follows. His opponent
averred it would be ridiculous to fight a naked
man and the duel was called off.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard

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I can't bear being seen nearly naked. I'm not exactly
a tiny woman. When Sophia Loren is naked, this is
a lot of nakedness.
--Sophia Loren (1934— )
Italian actress.
_Sunday Mirror_ [30 August 1964]

Clothes make the man. Naked people have
little or no influence in society.
--Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835—1910)
American humorist, novelist, journalist, and river pilot.

Nudity on stage? I think it is disgusting.
But if I were twenty-two with a great body,
it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and
a progressive religious experience.
--Shelley Winters (1922—2006)
American actress.
_Hammer and Tongues_ [1986]
[1965 pronouncement.]

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A nudist resort at Bernares,
Took a midget in, all unawares,
But he made members weep,
For he just couldn't keep,
His nose out of private affairs.
--anon.

Archimedes, the early truth-seeker,
Leapt out of his bath, cried "Eureka!"
And ran half a mile,
Wearing only a smile,
Thus becoming the very first streaker.
--anon.

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Frasier: Well I had to, what with you underneath the
covers with a flashlight looking at the National
Geographic.

Niles: I was looking at the maps.

Frasier: That's what makes it so scary.

--dialogue, 'Beloved Infidel', _Frasier_ (Television show)




NUMBERS

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see "MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING"


Some people count sheep, using numbers
To hasten and lengthen their slumbers,
But my nostrum entails
Just curvaceous females,
For I prefer figures to numbers.
--anon.

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myriad [MIR-ee-uhd], adjective:
1. Consisting of a very great, but indefinite, number;
as, myriad stars.
2. Composed of numerous diverse elements or aspects.

quasquicentennial (adj.) [kwah-skwκ-sin-'te-ni-yκl]
Pertaining to 125 or 125th; the celebration of 125 years.
semicentennial "50th,"
centennial "100,"
sesquicentennial "150th,"
bicentennial "200th,"
tercentennial "300th,"
quadricentennial "400th,"
quincentennial "500th."




NURSERY RHYMES

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see "CHILDREN'S RHYME"


Mary had a little lamb,
A lobster and some prunes,
A glass of wine, a piece of pie
A plate of macaroons.
She gobbled up a sponge cake,
And what else we don't know.
But when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow.

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Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
The doctor gave her castor oil
To pass the time away.

Mary took the castor oil,
But the time, it would not pass,
So if you want to know the time,
You can look up Mary's aunt, who has a watch too.

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Mary had a little lamb
His feet were black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he put

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Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy everyday
Now it's alcoholic.

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Mary had a little lamb
It leapt around in little hops
It bounced into the road one day
And it ended up in chops.

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Mary had a little lamb
A little pork, a little jam
A little bread, a little toast
Some pickle and a great big roast
An ice-cream soda topped with fizz
And Oh! How sick our Mary is.

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Mary had a little lamb
Its coat was full of fleas
And what more is that
The little **** had foot and mouth disease

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REJECTED NURSERY RHYMES


JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good,
She was very, very good
But when she was bad
she got a Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.


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