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LINCOLN (ABRAHAM) --- LIQUOR
LISTENING -- LITERACY -- LITERATURE
LITERATURE AND SOCIETY --- LITTERING

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see: "THE CIVIL WAR"
see: "SLAVERY"
see: "POLITICS" for related links
see: "PEOPLE" for related links
see: "FREEDOM" for related links

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Abraham Lincoln and his law partner, William
Herndon, were arguing the question of whether
or not any person ever performs a completely
unselfish act. They were riding together through
the country and came upon a pig caught in a rail
fence. Herndon pretended not to see the animal
and passed on by.

But Lincoln stopped, got down and waded through
a muddy ditch, pulled the rails apart and released
the pig. Herndon pointed triumphantly to Lincoln's
muddy shoes and spattered trousers, saying, "You
see now I am right. Men are capable of performing
unselfish deeds."

"Oh no," replied Lincoln, "if I had left that pig in
the fence, I would have worried about him all night.
I would have been so busy wondering if someone
had rescued him, or if he was still held between
those rails, that I would have lost my sleep. For
my own peace of mind, I had to rescue the animal.
So, you see, I was merely being selfish."

--Charles Livingston Allen (1913—2005)
American minister.
_The Greatest of These is Love_ [1986], "Love Overcomes Destructive Emotions"

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In his legal practice Lincoln was never greedy for fees
and discouraged unnecessary litigation. A man came
to him in a passion, asking him to bring a suit for
$2.50 against an impoverished debtor. Lincoln tried
to dissuade him, but the man was determined upon
revenge. When he saw that the creditor was not to
be put off, Lincoln asked for and got $10 as his legal
fee. He gave half of this to the defendant, who
thereupon willingly confessed to the debt and paid
up the $2.50, thus settling the matter to the entire
satisfaction of the irate plaintiff.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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Like all strong Presidents he enraged the Congress
by sweeping and arbitrary acts that went, much of
the time, beyond the Constitution—or in any case
beyond the balance of presidential and Congressional
authority that is inevitably tipped in the President's
favor in time of war. Indeed, until he was dead,
Lincoln was never wildly popular.
--Alistair Cooke [Alfred Cooke] (1908—2004)
British-born American broadcater and journalist.
_America_ [1973]


I think of a family who started a farm on rocky soil
in Kentucky: a dim, shiftless, rolling stone of a husband
married to an illegitimate girl from the Virginia mountains.
He tried five or six farms and kept moving on, a man
afflicted, we'd say today, with a character neurosis who
thought that by picking a new place, like a movie actress
who keeps picking a new husband, he would somehow
change the plot. He didn't, of course.

They plodded into Indiana and did a little better. In time,
they had a barn and a few animals, a little corral, a rail
fence, and they planted corn and flax and beans. But then
the neighbors went down with "the milk sickness," picked
up from cows that chewed on snakeroot. Our farmer's wife
died. So the vagabond father and his dour son moved on
to a new state and new ground. the son passing from an
almost animal boyhood into a bleak manhood. Yet, out
of that frail women and her listless husband and the
poorest ground, there came something strange and wholly
admirable: the slow-moving son who seized the Republic
and held it through its first cataclysm—Abraham Lincoln.

--Alistair Cooke [Alfred Cooke] (1908—2004)
British-born American broadcater and journalist.
_America_ [1973]

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In Washington the most striking thing is the absence
of personal loyalty to the President. It does not exist.
He has no admirers, no enthusiastic supporters, none
to bet on his head. If a Republican convention were
to be held tomorrow, he would not get the vote of
a state.
--Richard Henry Dana (1815—1882)
American lawyer and author.
In a letter to Charles Francis Adams [March 1863].

[Of Abraham Lincoln:]
His heart was as great as the world, but there
was no room in it to hold a memory of a wrong.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803—1882)
American philosopher and poet.
_Letters and Social Aims_ [1876] "Greatness"

I claim not to have controlled events, but
confess plainly that events have controlled
me.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809—1865)
American Republican statesman, President [1861—1865].
In a letter to A.G. Hodges [4 April 1864].

[Of Abraham Lincoln:]
It is by presence of mind in untried emergencies
that the native metal of a man is tested.
--James Russell Lowell (1819—1891)
American poet, critic, essayist, and diplomat.
_The North American Review_ [January 1864]

The President is nothing more than a well-meaning
baboon. ... I went to the White House directly after
tea where I found the original Gorilla about as
intelligent as ever. What a specimen to be at the
head of our affairs now!
--George B. McClellan (1826—1885)
American Union general during the Civil War.
Quoted in William Starr Myers _A Study in Personality:
General George Brinton McClellan_ [1934].

When Abraham Lincoln was murdered
The one thing that interested Matthew Arnold
Was that the assassin
Shouted in Latin
As he lept on the stage.
This convinced Matthew
That there was still hope for America.
--Christopher Morley (1890—1957)
American journalist, novelist, and poet.
_Points of View_, l. I [1923]

I will make a prophecy that may now sound
peculiar. In fifty years, perhaps much sooner,
Lincoln's name will be inscribed close to
Washington's on this Republic's roll of
honor.
--Carl Schurz (1829—1906)
German-born American politician, journalist, and reformer.
In a letter to Theodor Petrasch [12 October 1864].

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
--Walt Whitman (1819—1892)
American poet.
"O Captain! My Captain!" [1865]

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GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
[19 November 1863]

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent
a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all
men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any
nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great
battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a
final resting-place for those who gave their lives that that nation might live.
It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate — we cannot consecrate — we
cannot hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who stuggled
here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The
world will little note or long remember what we say here, but it can never
forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here
to the unfinished work which they, who fought here, have thus far so nobly
advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining
before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to
that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that we
here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this
nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government
of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

& note:

A government of all the people, by all the
people, for all the people.
--Theodore Parker (1810—1860)
American minister of the Unitarian church.
At the Anti-Slavery Convention [29 September 1850].





LIQUOR

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see: "ALCOHOL" for related links


Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning;
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning.
--Oliver Goldsmith (1728—1774)
Anglo-Irish writer, poet, and dramatist.
_She Stoops to Conquer_ [1773]

Take that liquor away; I never touch strong
drink. I like it too well to fool with it.
--Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (1824—1863)
Confederate general in the American Civil War;
nickname asssigned at the first battle of Bull Run [1861].
Responding to an offer of a mint julep, quoted by
George E. Pickett, in a letter to his wife [3 June 1864].

I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong
liquors. One night's drunkenness may defeat the labors
of forty days well employed.
--Samuel Johnson (1709—1784)
English poet, critic, and lexicographer.
_Letter to Boswell_ [30 March 1784]

I used to work in Chicago,
At a convenience store.
I used to work in Chicago,
I did but I don't anymore.
A lady walked in
With some porcelain skin
And I asked her what she came in for.
"Liquor," she said,
And lick her I did,
And I don't work there anymore.
--"I Used to Work in Chicago"
Music by Garrison Keillor, Lyrics, Traditional
Performed by Woody Harrelson & John C. Reilly
from the motion picture "A Prairie Home Companion."

Candy
is dandy
But liquor
is quicker.
--Ogden Nash (1902—1971)
American writer of humorous poetry.
"Reflection on Ice-Breaking" [1931]

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besot (verb) [bi-'saht]
To muddle or stupefy, as with liquor—
or love; to infatuate, to make a sot of.





LISTENING

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see: "COMMUNICATION" for related links
see: "KNOWLEDGE" for related links


Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form
of flattery. ... If you want to influence someone,
listen to what he says.
--Dr. Joyce Brothers [Joyce Diane Bauer] (b. 1927)
American psychologist and advice columnist.
Attributed in William Safire, Leonard Safir (eds.)
_Words of Wisdom: More Good Advice_, p. 221 [1989].

When we are in the company of sensible men, we ought
to be doubly cautious of talking too much, lest we lose
two good things, their good opinion, and our own
improvement; for what we have to say, we know, but
what they have to say, we know not.
--C.C. Colton (1780—1832)
English clergyman and writer.
_Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words_, CCXXXVI [1828 ed.]

Oh, the comfort — the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with
a person — having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words,
but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain
together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep
what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow
the rest away.
--Dinah Mulock Craik (1826—1887)
English writer and poet.
_A Life for a Life_, ch. 16 [1859]

To do all the talking and not be willing to listen is a form of greed.
--attributed to Democritus of Abdera (c. 460 B.C.—c. 370 B.C.)
Greek philosopher.

Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental
needs of human beings.
--Miles Franklin [Stella Maria Sarah Miles Franklin] (1879—1954)
Australian writer and feminist.
_Childhood at Brindabella: My First Ten Years_ [written 1952-3, pub. 1963]

Everything has been said before, but since
nobody listens we have to keep going back
and beginning all over again.
--Andre Gide (1869—1951)
French novelist and critic who received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1947.
_Le traite du Narcisse_ [1891]

The older I grow, the more I listen
to people who don't talk much.
--attributed to Germain G. Glidden (1913—1999)
National squash racquets champion in the 1930's and 1950's;
founder of the National Art Museum of Sport, based in Indianapolis.

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day, 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you
what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
--Robert Heinlein (1907—1988)
American science-fiction writer.
_Time Enough for Love_ [1973] "Intermission"

[Professor Wagstaff, (Groucho Marx) :]
I don't know what they have to say.
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
--"Horse Feathers" [1932 movie]
Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone, Bert Kalmar, S.J. Perelman, and Harry Ruby.

The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously.
--Hubert H. Humphrey (1911—1978)
38th vice-president of the United States [1965-69]
and liberal senator [1949-65, 1971-78].
[1968 speech to the National Student Association.]

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.
--E.F. Hutton brokerage advertising slogan

The most important things are the hardest things to
say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because
words diminish them — words shrink things that
seemed limitless when they were in your head to no
more than living size when they're brought out. But
it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things
lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried,
like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love
to steal away. And you may make revelations that
cost you dearly only to have people look at you in
a funny way, not understanding what you've said at
all, or why you thought it was so important that
you almost cried when you were saying it. That's
the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked
within not for the want of a teller but for the
want of an understanding ear.
--Stephen King (b. 1947)
American author known for horror novels.
"The Body" in _Different Seasons_ [1982].

It is a way of calling a man a fool when
no attention is given to what he says.
--Sir Roger L'Estrange (1616—1704)
English journalist and pamphleteer.
Attributed in Maturin M. Ballou _Edge-Tools of Speech_, p. 27 [1886].

To listen closely and reply well is the highest
perfection we are able to attain in the art of
conversation.
--François de La Rochefoucauld (1613—1680)
French classical author.
_Maxims_ [1665]

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered
from the time of the seven sages of Greece to that of Poor
Richard, have prevented a single foolish action.
--Thomas Babington Macaulay (1800—1859)
English politician and historian.
_Machiavelli_ [March 1827]

If you want to talk, first ask a question, then listen.
--Antonio Machado (1875—1939)
Spanish poet.
Attributed in n Joseph Goldstein
_One Dharma: The Emerging Western Buddhism_, p. 66 [2002].

No one really listens to anyone else, and
if you try it for a while you'll see why.
--Mignon McLaughlin (1913—1983)
American journalist and author.
Attributed in Ashton Applewhite et al _And I Quote:
The Definitive Collection..._, p. 49 [1992].

Cultivate the habit of attention and try to gain
opportunities to hear wise men and women talk.
Indifference and inattention are the two most
dangerous monsters that you ever meet. Interest
and attention will insure to you an education.
--Robert A. Millikan (1868—1953)
American physicist - winner of the 1923 Nobel Prize for physics.
Attributed in William Safire & Leonard Safir
_Words of Wisdom: More Good Advice_, p. 392 [1989].

A good listener is not only popular everywhere,
but after a while he knows something.
--Wilson Mizner (1876—1933)
American playwright.
Quoted in Evan Esar _The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations_ [1949].

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A Wise Old Owl
by Edward Hersey Richards (1874—1957)
Amercan poet

A Wise Old Owl lived in an oak;
The more he saw the less he spoke;
The less he spoke the more he heard:
Why can't we all be like that bird?

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Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night
thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go
to sleep before you finish saying it.
--Helen Rowland (1875—1950)
American writer.
_A Guide to Men_ [1922] "First Interlude"

Needless to say, the President is
correct. Whatever it was he said.
--Donald Rumsfeld (b. 1932)
American Secretary of Defense [1975-77] & [2001-06].
At a Pentagon briefing, as quoted in Ross Petras & Kathryn
Petras _The Lexicon of Stupidity_, p. 42 [2005].

Do as I say, not as I do.
--John Selden (1584—1654)
English historian.
_Table Talk_ [1689]

I am just a poor boy
Though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.
--Simon and Garfunkel
_The Boxer_ (song) [1969]
[Lyrics by Paul Simon (b. 1941)]

If you wish to appear agreeable in society, you
must consent to be taught many things which
you know already.
--Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord (1754—1838)
French statesman.
_Reminiscences of Prince Talleyrand; Edited from the Papers of the
Late M. Colmache, Private Secretary to the Prince_ [2 vol., 2nd ed., 1850]

The best rules to form a young man are to talk little,
to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed
in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value
others that deserve it.
--Sir William Temple (1628—1699)
English statesman and diplomat.
Quoted in John Timbs
_Laconics: Or, The Best Words of the Best Authors_, p. 196 [1829].

The true male never yet walked
Who liked to listen when his mate talked.
--Anna Wickham [Edith Alice Mary Harper] (1884—1947)
English poet.
"The Affinity", l. 14 in _The Contemplative Quarry_ [1915].

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Children should never listen to Muzak -- too much sax and violins.
--anon.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
--anon.

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"How did the accident happen?" the doctor asked
the patient.

"The sign said 'Stop, Look, Listen', and while I
was doing that a train ran over me."




LITERACY

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The dream of the American male is for a female
who has an essential languor which is not laziness,
who is unaccompanied except by himself, and who
does not let him down. He desires a beautiful, but
comprehensible, creature who does not destroy a
perfect situation by forming a complete sentence.
--E.B. [Elwyn Brooks] White (1899—1985)
American essayist and literary stylist.
"Notes of our Times" in _The Second Tree from the Corner_ [1954].




LITERATURE

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Agatha Christie (1891—1976)
British writer of detective fiction.

In 1977, a young Arab girl was flown to England in
a semiconscious state and admitted to a London
hospital. The doctors were baffled by her condition,
which continued to deteriorate over the next five
days. On the sixth day, the child began to lose her
hair. The nurse watching over her was suddenly
struck by the similarity of her symptoms to those
of a series of murder victims in Agatha Christie's
'The Pale Horse,' which she was reading at the
time. The fictional characters had been killed by
thallium poisoning; subsequent tests on the Arab
girl revealed that she had high levels of thallium
in her urine. Three weeks later, the child was fit
enough to return home, and the case was written
up in the 'British Journal of Hospital Medicine,'
with a note of thanks to the observant nurse and
the late Dame Agatha Christie.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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Why are not more gems from our great authors scattered
over the country? Great books are not in everybody's reach;
and though it is better to know them thoroughly, than to
know them only here and there; yet it is a good work to
give a little to those who have neither time nor means to
get more. Let every bookworm, when in any fragrant,
scarce old tome he discovers a sentence, a story, an
illustration, that does his heart good, hasten to give it.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772—1834)
English poet, critic, and philosopher.
Attributed in Catherine Sinclair
_The Kaleidoscope of Anecdotes and Aphorisms_ [1851].

Literature is the art of writing something
that will be read twice; journalism what
will be read once.
--Cyril Connolly (1903—1974)
English writer.
_Enemies of Promise_ [1938]

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much
about having children. Life is the other way around.
--David Lodge (b. 1935)
English novelist.
_The British Museum is Falling Down_, ch. 4 [1965]

Literature was not born the day when a boy crying "wolf, wolf"
came running out of the Neanderthal valley with a big gray wolf
at his heels; literature was born on the day when a boy came
crying "wolf, wolf" and there was no wolf behind him.
--Vladimir Nabokov [pen name Vladimir Sirin] (1899—1977)
Russian-born American novelist.
_Lectures on Literature_ [1980] "Good Readers and Good Writers"

It seems that the analysis of character is the highest
human entertainment. And literature does it, unlike
gossip, without mentioning real names.
--Isaac Bashevis Singer (1904—1991)
Polish-American novelist who won the 1978 Nobel Prize for Literature.
Interview with Richard Burgin in
_The New York Times Magazine_ [26 November 1978].

Shakespeare, Madam, is obscene, and thank God,
we are sufficiently advanced to have found it out!
--Frances Trollope (1780—1863)
English author [mother of Anthony Trollope.]
Quoting a remark made to her by an American in:
_Domestic Manners of the Americans_ [1832].

Classic: A book which people praise and don't read.
--Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835—1910)
American humorist, novelist, journalist, and river pilot.
"Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" in _Following the Equator_ [1897].

ERNEST: What is the difference between literature and journalism?
GILBERT: Oh! journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.
--Oscar Wilde (1854—1900)
Anglo-Irish dramatist and poet.
_Intentions_ [1891] "The Critic as Artist"

Income tax returns are the most imaginative
fiction being written today.
--attributed to Herman Wouk (b. 1915)
American novelist

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agon [AH-gahn; ah-GOHN], noun:
A struggle or contest; conflict; especially between
the protagonist and antagonist in a literary work.

protagonist (noun)
1. The main character in a novel, play, story, or other literary work.
2. The main character in ancient Greek drama; the first actor who
interacted with the chorus.




LITERATURE AND SOCIETY

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see: "KNOWLEDGE" for related links


Nothing I wrote in the thirties saved
one Jew from Auschwitz.
--attributed to W.H. [Wystan Hugh] Auden (1907—1973)
English author

The writer's only responsibility is to his art. He will
be completely ruthless if he is a good one. ... If a
writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate;
the "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number
of old ladies.
--William Faulkner (1897—1962)
American novelist.
In "Paris Review" [Spring 1956].




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LITTERING

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see: "ENVIRONMENT"
see: "PIGS"
see: "POLLUTION"


The early rising cow-boys were off again to their work;
and those to whom their night's holiday had left any
dollars were spending these for tobacco, or cartridges,
or canned provisions for the journey to their distant
camps. Sardines were called for, and potted chicken,
and devilled ham: a sophisticated nourishment, at first
sight, for these sons of the sage-brush. But portable
ready-made food plays of necessity a great part in the
opening of a new country. These picnic pots and cans
were the first of her trophies that Civilization dropped
upon Wyoming's virgin soil. The cow-boy is now gone
to worlds invisible; the wind has blown away the white
ashes of his camp-fires; but the empty sardine box lies
rusting over the face of the Western earth.
--Owen Wister (1860—1938)
American writer of western novels.
_The Virginian_ [1902]

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detritus [dih-TRY-tuhs], noun;
plural detritus:
1. Loose material that is worn away from rocks.
2. Hence, any fragments separated from the body to which
they belonged; any product of disintegration; debris.

graffito (noun - pl., singular is graffiti)
Something written, scratched, or drawn on a wall or the like,
esp. in a public place by a private individual not hired or
authorized to do so.


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