![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Home |
Credits |
Cast |
1 |
2 |
3 |
Reviews |
![]() |
|
. . . LABELS see: "NAMES" Once you label me, you negate me. --attributed to Sφren Kierkegaard (18131855) Danish philosopher. Don't rely too much on labels, Far too often they are fables. --Charles Haddon Spurgeon (18341892) English nonconformist preacher. "Salt-Cellars" I am not sure what it means when one says that he is a conservative in fiscal affairs and a liberal in human affairs. I assume what it means is that you will strongly recommend the building of a great many schools to accommodate the needs of our children, but not provide the money. --Adlai E. Stevenson (19001965) American Democratic politician. News conference [Fall 1955] ![]() . . see: "UNIONS" see: "CAPITALISM" for other related links Neither the common law nor the Fourteenth Amendment confers the absolute right to strike. --Louis Brandeis (18561941) American lawyer and associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court [19161939]. In a Supreme Court opinion "Dorchy v. Kansas" [1926]. There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time. --Calvin Coolidge (18721933) American Republican statesman and President [1923-29]. In a telegram to Samuel Gompers, president of the American Federation of Labor [regarding the Boston police strike 14 September 1919.] They all know I'm back, very much back, and that I will be the general president again come hell or high water. I'm not a guy who believes in limited warfare, so the rats better start jumping the ship. --Jimmy Hoffa (19131975 (disappeared)) American labor leader. _Hoffa: The Real Story_ [1975] Unionism seldom, if ever, uses such power as it has to insure better work; almost always it devotes a large part of that power to safeguarding bad work. --H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (18801956) American journalist and literary critic. _Prejudices: Third Series_, ch. 4 [1922] It is essential that there should be organization of labor. This is an era of organization. Capital organizes and therefore labor must organize. --Theodore Roosevelt (18581919) American Republican statesman and President [19011909]. In a speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin [14 October 1912]. ![]() ![]() . . see: "ADIRONDACKS" see: "NATURE" for other related links see: "PLACES" for other related links Lake George is, without comparison, the most beautiful water I ever saw; formed by a contour of mountains into a basin thirty-five miles long, and from two to four miles broad, finely interspersed with islands, its water limpid as crystal and the mountain sides covered with rich groves of silver fir, white pine, aspen and paper birch down to the wateredge, here and there precipices of rock to checker the scene and save it from monotony. An abundance of speckled trout, salmon trout, bass, and other fish with which it is stored, have added to our other amusements, the sport of taking them. --Thomas Jefferson (17431826) American statesman and president [18011809]. Letter to Martha Jefferson Randolph [31 May 1791]. ![]() ![]() LANDRY (TOM) . . Tom Landry (19242000) Coach of Dallas Cowboys [19601988] see: "FOOTBALL" see: "PEOPLE" for other related links [When asked if he had ever seen Coach Landry smile:] No, but I was only there nine years. --Walt Garrison (b. 1944) American football player. Quoted in Jaime Aron _Dallas Cowboys: The Complete Illustrated History_ [2010]. ![]() . . see: "EPITAPHS" see: "DEATH" for other related links Thomas Jefferson still survives. --John Adams (17351826) First VP and second President of the United States. On July 4 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. (Adams was wrong, Jefferson had died a few hours earlier, but also on the fourth. On the day before, concerned that he might die before the anniversary, Jefferson had utttered his last words: 'Is it the fourth?' and then slipped into a coma - GBAQ.) [Responding to his physician's observation: 'General, I fear the angels are waiting for you.':] Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait. --Ethan Allen (17381789) American soldier and frontiersman, leader of the Green Mountain Boys during the Revolutionary War. [When she momentarily awoke to find herself surrounded by her entire family:] Am I dying or is this my birthday? --Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor (18791964) American-born, first woman to take a seat in the British House of Commons. How were the circus receipts today at Madison Square Garden? --Phineas T. Barnum (18101891) American showman. [7 April 1891] Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. --attributed to John Barrymore (John Sidney Blythe) (18821942) Shakespearean actor. Now comes the mystery. --Henry Ward Beecher (18131887) American Congregational minister; brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher. In Edward Latham _Famous Sayings and Their Authors_ [1906]. [To his wife Lauren Bacall, as she left the room for a moment:] Goodbye, kid. Hurry back. --Humphrey Bogart (18991957) American actor. [14 January 1957] I am about to or I am going to die; either expression is used. --Dominique Bouhours (16321702) Pre-eminent French Jesuit grammarian who worked endlessly to promote a high standard of correctness and purity in the French language. Attributed last words, quoted in "Saturday Review" [1955]. The South, the poor South! God knows what will become of her. --John C. Calhoun (17821850) American political leader who was U.S. congressman, secretary of war, vice president [18251832], senator, and secretary of state. He championed states' rights. and slavery and was a symbol of the Old South. Attributed in Hermann Von Holst _John C. Calhoun_ [1882]. [Commiting suicide while on air:] In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts in living color, you're going to see another first an attempted suicide. --Christine Chubbuck (19441974) American television news reporter. "Sunshine Broadcast", WXLT-TV, Sarasota FL [15 July 1974] All my possessions for a moment of time. --Elizabeth I (15331603) Queen of England and Ireland [15581603]. Attributed in "Littell's Living Age" [8 November 1856]. How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries. --James French (19361966) American convict. Electrocuted in Oklahoma [1966]. Quoted in Laura Ward _Famous Last Words: The Ultimate Collection of Finales and Farewells_ [2004]. ^ George V (18651936), king of the United Kingdom [19101936]. His doctor assured the dying George V that he would soon be convalescent and able to go to his favorite seaside resort of Bognor Regis on the south coast of England. "Bugger Bognor," said the monarch and expired. --_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_ edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard [2000 ed.] ^ I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. --Thomas J. Grasso, a convicted killer who was executed March 20, 1995 in Oklahoma. His last meal fell short of expectation. Quoted in Laura Ward _Famous Last Words: The Ultimate Collection of Finales and Farewells_ [2004]. - I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. --Nathan Hale (17551776) American revolutionary. (Prior to his execution by the British for spying.) In Henry Phelps Johnston _Nathan Hale, 1776_ [1914] Note: An eye-witness, British officer Captain Frederick Mackenzie, stated in his diary that Hale's last words were: "It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander- in-chief." - Well, I've had a happy life. --William Hazlitt (17781830) English essayist. In William Carew Hazlitt _Memoirs Of William Hazlitt: With Portions Of His Correspondence_ [1867]. Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark. --O. Henry [William Sydney Porter] (18621910) American short-story writer. Reported in C. Alphonso Smith _O. Henry_ [1916]. On the contrary. --Henrik Ibsen (18281906) Norwegian playwright. (Just before he died, upon hearing his nurse remark to a visitor that he was feeling better.) Quoted in Michael Meyer _Ibsen_ [1967] [Last words on the scaffold:] Such is life! --Ned Kelly (18541880) Australian outlaw. Quoted in Frank Clune _The Kelly Hunters_ [1958]. I wish I'd drunk more champagne. --attributed to John Maynard Keynes (18831946) English economist. ^ The actor John Le Mesurier arranged for his own death notice to appear in _The Times_ when appropriate. It duly appeared on 16 November 1983, in the form: 'John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.' His last words were, 'It's all been rather lovely.' --_The Folio Book of Humorous Anecdotes_ Introduced by Edward Leeson [2005], "Death" ^ [When his nurse asked him about the state of his bowels on his deathbed:] Mind your own business. --[Percy] Wyndham Lewis (18821957) Canadian-born British artist and writer. Philippides [or Pheidippides] ... brought the news of the victory from Marathon and addressed the magistrates in session when they were anxious to know how the battle had ended; 'Rejoice, we've won,' he said and then he died breathing his last breath with those words. --Lucian (c. 120c. 180) Greek rhetorician, pamphleteer, and satirist. _A Slip of Tongue in Greeting_, in M.J. Cohan and John Major (eds.) _History in Quotations_ [2004]. [When asked by his housekeeper if he had any last words:] Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough! --Karl Marx (18181883) German political philosopher. Attributed in Jonathon Green _Famous Last Words_ [1979]. [To the firing squad at his execution, 27 February 1902:] Shoot straight you bastards. Don't make a mess of it. --Harry "Breaker" Morant (18641902) English-born Australian poet and soldier. Quoted in Bill Hornadge _The Australian Slanguage_ [1980]. I am just going outside and may be some time. --Captain Lawrence Oates (18801912) English polar explorer. Scott's diary entry [16-17 March 1912] Born in a hotel room and God damn it died in a hotel room. --Eugene O'Neill (18881953) American playwright and winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1936. Quoted in Arthur and Barbara Gelb _O'Neill_ [1962]. Die, my dear doctor, that's the last thing I shall do! --Lord Palmerston [Henry John Temple] (17841865) British politician. Attributed in "Buffalo Medical and Surgical Journal" [July 1890]. [Said on the day of his death:] So little done, so much to do. --Cecil Rhodes (18531902) South African statesman. In Lewis Mitchell _Life of Rhodes_ [1910]. Why yes, a bulletproof vest! --James W. Rodgers (d.1960) Final request before the firing squad, 30 March 1960. Quoted in Robert K. Elder _Last Words of the Executed_ [2010]. ^ Jean Jacques Rousseau (17121778) French philosopher and novelist. Rousseau owed a great deal to his patroness, Mme De Vercelles. As she was readying to die, Rousseau waited by her bedside. She could no longer speak, and it was clear death was near. Suddenly, she broke wind loudly. 'Good,' she said, 'a woman who can fart is not dead.' Upon which she died. --_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_ edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard [2000 ed.] ^ Put that bloody cigarette out! --Saki [Hector Hugh Munro] (18701916) Scottish writer. In Nigel Rees _Brewer's Famous Quotations_ [2006] The author explains: During a night march on Beaumont-Hamel in the First World War, it was said by Lance-Sergeant Munro to one of his men who had just lit up. [Munro] was killed by a German sniper. Don't duck. Ha, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-- --General John B. Sedgwick (18131864) The most senior officer from either side to be killed during the American Civil War. He was shot by a Confederate sniper at the Battle of Spotsylvania [9 May 1864]. If this is dying, then I don't think much of it. --Lytton Strachey (18801932) English biographer. Quoted in Michael Holroyd _Lytton Stratchey_ vol. 2 [1968]. I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record. --Dylan Thomas (19141953) Welsh poet. At a bar in Greenwich Village, NYC. While these were not technically his last words, he died of alcoholic poisoning nine days later. Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. --Pancho Villa (Doroteo Arango Arambula) (18771923) Mexican revolutionary. Attributed in Parris Afton Bonds _Blue Moon_ [1985]. I still live. --Daniel Webster (17821852) American orator and politician. [24 October 1852] In Samuel P. Lyman _The Public and Private Life of Daniel Webster_ [1885]. I'm fine. Go away. --attributed to H.G. Wells (18661946) English novelist. - (Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant.) Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you. (gladiators saluting the Roman Emperor) --anon., in Suetonius _Lives of the Caesars_ "Claudius" We are putting passengers off in small boats ...Engine room getting flooded ... CQ. (CQD was the original SOS call for shipping.) --anon., last signals sent from the "Titanic" [15 April 1912] ![]() ![]() LAS VEGAS . . see: "GAMBLING" see: "PLACES" for other related links We stayed at Caesar's Palace, a giant hotel-casino authentically decorated to look exactly the way the Roman Empire would have looked if it had consisted mainly of slot machines. --Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist. Quoted in Jon Winokur _The Traveling Curmudgeon: Irreverent Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes _ [2003]. Los Angeles is a place that operates on hope and there is still something pure about that. It helps one see through the dirty air. Vegas is different ... It operates on desire and on that road is ultimate heartbreak. --Michael Connelly (b. 1956) American author of detective novels. _The Narrows_, pp. 36-7 [2004] - [While headlining at the Desert Inn for four weeks in 1955:] Noλl Coward found Vegas exotic, calling it a "fabulous, extraordinary madhouse" run by polite, dapper gangsters. "Their morals are bizarre in the extreme," he wrote in his diary. "They are generous, mother-worshippers, sentimental, and capable of much kindness. They are also ruthless, cruel, violent, and devoid of scruples ... curious products of a most curious adolescent country." --Joe Brown _Las Vegas Sun_ [14 May 2009] - A natural habitat, where the unnatural runs rampant. --Robin Finn, _New York Times_ [29 October 1990] It is highwayman and whore on the desert road, a city both veneer and venereal, dedicated to waste and excess, heartless and without a heart; a town where, probably, nothing good or worthwhile has ever happened, nor ever will. ... As I set off I did not look back in case I was struck into salt. --Trevor Fishlock British writer and broadcaster. _Americans and Nothing Else_ [1980] Las Vegas ... is a man-made paradise, the fallen Adam in the arms of a neon serpent. ... This is Playland as Eden, essentially infantile, but it entrances many bored people, including lot of foreigners. --Robert Mazzocco, "Letter from Las Vegas", _New York Review of Books_ [15 September 1977] Vegas isn't a real city. It's a Sodom and Gomorrah theme park surrounded by hideous exurban sprawl and wasteland so barren it makes the moon look like an English rose garden. --J.R. Moehringer "Winner Take All" in _Smithsonian_ [October 2010]. It's like a garbage disposal for money. --attributed to Robert Orben (b. 1927) American magician and comedy writer. - kap posting to USENET in 1998 about the charms of Las Vegas: We took the monorail up to the new hotel, Mandalay Bay, where I planned to see the statue of Lenin. You see, each bar at Mandalay Bay has a theme and the Vodka Bar's theme is Russia which is why the hotel put a statue of Lenin outside the bar. Anyway, Lenin apparently wasn't a very nice fellow and some people asked, "Who's next, Hitler?" The hotel did an about-face and one evening three weeks ago removed his head and, to add insult to injury, poured phony bird poop all over him. - When we first moved out here, we noticed that most of the people were a little 'slow'. Ok stupid if you prefer. It's not that they're really stupid it's the heat (it fries your brain after a while.) So when we went to Macy's we found two sets of doors to keep out the light and heat. On the outside doors the sign reads "Open Sundays 12-8" The inside doors read "Open Sundays 11-8" Go figure! We are just as bad. We go to the casino and leave behind lots and lots of cash. Then when we get enough points (for playing the machines), we get a free dinner. We're always happy that we get a 'free' meal, even though a steak probably cost us $500. Good steak though. Go figure! kap - Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. --"Dr Strangelove" [1964 film] [After the plane landed the flight] attendant said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome you to San Francisco. Unfortunately, this is Las Vegas.' --anon. As reported by Dwayne Chestnut, in Herb Caen column in "San Francisco Chronicle" [11 August 1993]. - end page | KARMA - KENTUCKY | KINDNESS | KILL - KU KLUX KLAN | KNOWLEDGE | LABELS - LAS VEGAS | LANGUAGE | LATIN - LAUGHTER | LAW (THE) - LAWYERS | LAZINESS - LEGACY | LEARNING | LEISURE - LIBERALS | LIBERTY - LIBRARY | LIES / LIARS / LYING | LIFE - PAGE 1 (A-L) | LIFE - PAGE 2 (M-Z) | LIFESTYLE - LIMITATIONS | LINCOLN (ABRAHAM) - LITTERING | LIVE - LONDON | LONELINESS - LOUISIANA | LOVE - PAGE 1 (A-L) | LOVE - PAGE 2 (M-Z) | LOVE & MARRIAGE - LYNCHING | | H | I - J | K - L | M | N - O | P - Q | | Return Home | The Credits | The Cast | Act 1 | Act 2 | Act 3 | The Reviews | |
||
