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IMMORTALITY --- IMPARTIALITY --- IMPERIALISM
IMPORTANT --- IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSTORS

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IMMORTALITY

see "AGE" for related links


To live in the hearts we leave
Is not to die.
--Thomas Campbell (1777—1844)
Scottish poet.
"Hallowed Ground" [1825]

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so
much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life
and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
--Albert Camus (1913—1960)
French novelist, dramatist, and essayist who won
the 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature.
"Summer in Algiers" [1936] in
_The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays_ [1955].

If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in
immortality, not only love but every living force
maintaining the life of the world would at once
be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be
immoral, everything would be permissible,
even cannibalism.
--Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821—1881),
Russian novelist, journalist, and short story writer.
_The Brothers Karamazov_ [1879-1880], bk. II, ch. 6

If all else fails, immortality can always be
assured by spectacular error.
--John Kenneth Galbraith (1908—2006)
American economist.

No young man believes he shall ever die.
--William Hazlitt (1778—1830)
English essayist.
"On the Feeling of Immortality in Youth"
_Table Talk_ [1821—1822]

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ambrosia (noun)
1. in classical mythology, the food of the deities,
which was supposed to make those who ate it immortal
2. something delicious: a substance that tastes or
smells delicious (literary)




IMPARTIALITY

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see "INDIFFERENCE" for related links


I decline utterly to be impartial as between
the fire brigade and the fire.
(replying to complaints of his bias in editing
the British Gazette during the General Strike ODTQ)
--Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
British Conservative statesman,
Prime Minister [1940-1945, 1951-1955],
speech, House of Commons [7 July 1926]

When people feel deeply, impartiality is bias.
--Lord Reith (1889-1971)
British administrator and politician,
_Into the Wind_ [1945]

Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.
Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
--Eliezer [Elie] Wiesel (1928- )
Romanian Jew and Holocaust survivor. Winner of the Nobel
Peace Prize in 1986. (accepting the Prize)




IMPERIALISM

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see "THE HUMAN RACE" for related links
see also: "FOREIGN POLICY"


Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not.
--Hilaire Belloc (1870-1953)
British poet, essayist, historian, and novelist,
_The Modern Traveller_ [1909].
In M.J. Cohan and John Major {eds.}
_History in Quotations_ [2004] p. 693;
Cohan & Major note:
A succinct verdict by the British writer on the balance
of power between imperialism and its subjects in the
closing decade of this period. The Maxim gun was the
machine-gun invented by the American arms
manufacturer Hiram Maxim in 1883.

The old century is very nearly out, and leaves the
world in a pretty pass, and the British Empire is
playing the devil in it as never an empire before on
so large a scale. We may live to see its fall. All the
nations of Europe are making the same hell upon
earth in China, massacring and pillaging and raping
in the captured cities as outrageously as in the
Middle Ages. The Emperor of Germany gives the
word for slaughter and the Pope looks on and
approves. In South Africa our troops are burning
farms under Kitchener's command, and the Queen
and the two Houses of Parliament, and the bench of
bishops, thank God publicly and vote money for the
work. The Americans are spending fifty millions a
year on slaughtering the Filipinos; the King of the
Belgians has invested his whole fortune on the
Congo, where he is brutalizing the Negroes to fill his
pockets. The French and Italians for the moment are
playing a less prominent part in the slaughter, but
their inactivity grieves them. The whole white race is
revelling openly in violence, as though it had never
pretended to be Christian. God's curse be on them
all! So ends the famous nineteenth century in which
we were so proud to have been born!
--Wilfrid Scawen Blunt (1840-1922)
English poet and publicist,
diary entry, [22 December 1900]
in _My Diaries_ [1932 edn.] pp.375-376

Wherever the European has trod, death seems to
pursue the aboriginal. We may look to the wide
extent of the Americas, Polynesia, the Cape of Good
Hope and Australia, and we find the same result.
--Charles Darwin (1809-1882)
English naturalist,
_The Voyage of the Beagle_ [1839] ch. 19

We should keep the Panama Canal. After all,
we stole it fair and square.
--S. I. (Samuel Ichiye) Hayakawa (1906-1992)
English professor and academic. U.S. Senator
from California [1977-1983],
while negotiations between Panama and the United States
over the Canal's future were underway; in Erwin Knoll, ed.
_Language in Action_ [1984], "No Comment"

A Western civilization cannot be imposed on an
Eastern or a Temperate upon a Tropical, people.
We can no more send our civilization to central
Africa than we can send our climate there.
--Independent Labor Party [Eng.] pamphlet
_Imperialism: Its Meaning and Its Tendency_ [May 1900]

I do not want to miss a good chance of getting
us a slice of this magnificent African cake.
--Leopold II (1835-1909)
King of the Belgians [1865-1909],
to Henri Solvyns. Belgian ambassador to London [1876].
In M.J. Cohan and John Major {eds.}
_History in Quotations_ [2004] p. 691

Some gentlemen may, indeed, object to the slave
trade as inhuman and impious; let us consider that
if our colonies are to be maintained and cultivated,
which can only be done by African Negroes, it is
surely better to supply ourselves with those labourers
in British bottoms, than purchase them through the
medium of French, Dutch or Danish factors.
--Temple Luttrell,
speech in House of Commons [23 May 1777]
in M.J. Cohan and John Major {eds.}
_History in Quotations_ [2004] p. 396

Eleanor Roosevelt once subjected Winston Churchill to a diatribe on the
subject of British imperialism.
'The Indians have suffered for years under British oppression,' she declared.
'Are we talking about the brown-skinned Indians in India who have multiplied
under benevolent British rule,' Churchill retorted, 'or are we speaking about
the red-skinned Indians in America who, I understand, are now almost
extinct?'
--during a WWII visit to the White House.
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)
American human rights activist, diplomat, and wife of U.S. President
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
British Conservative statesman and Prime Minister [1940-1945, 1951-1955].

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The English and Dutch administrators of Malaysia have done admirable work;
but the profit to the Europeans in those States has always been one of the chief
elements considered; whereas in the Philippines our whole attention was
concentrated upon the welfare of the Filipinos themselves, if anything to the
neglect of our own interests.
--Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
American Republican statesman and President [1901-1909],
_An Autobiography_ [1913], ch. 14
Read it @ :
http://www.bartleby.com/55/14.html


There is nothing even remotely resembling 'imperialism'
or 'militarism' involved in the present development of that
policy of expansion which has been part of the history of
America from the day when she became a nation.
--Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) {in 1901}
American Republican statesman and President [1901-1909],
in Christopher Thorne _Allies of a Kind_ [1979] pp. 21-22

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All the territorial possessions of all the political establishments
in the earth--including America, of course-- consist of pilferings
from other people's wash. No tribe, howsoever insignificant,
and no nation, howsoever mighty occupies a foot of land that
was not stolen.
--Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910)
American humorist, novelist, journalist, and river pilot.
_Following the Equator_ [1897]

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Imperialism: The aims of your neighbor; opposite to your
own aims, which is called Foreign Policy.
--Leo Rosten (1908-1997)
American writer and social scientist,
"Political Lexicon" in _New Republic_ [3 July 1935]

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We assert that no nation can long endure half
republic and half empire, and we warn the
American people that imperialism abroad will
lead quickly and inevitably to despotism at
home.
--The Democratic National Platform of 1900




IMPORTANT

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Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life
are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations,
the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are
less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced,
stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave.
Our lives are measured by these.
--Susan B(rownwell) Anthony (1820-1906)
American crusader for the woman suffrage movement

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Once when Noël Coward was crossing from Britain to the United States
by ocean liner, the company in the cocktail lounge included a rather
pompous English gentleman who was complaining bitterly of a recent
occasion on which he had not been treated with the respect he clearly
felt he deserved. "They didn't seem to know who I was!' he protested.

'And who *were* you?' enquired Coward politely.

_The Folio Book of Humorous Anecdotes_
Introduced by Edward Leeson [2005], "Actors and the Theatre"

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From a 1984 edition of 'The Wall Street Journal.'
HOW TO GAIN STATUS AND INTIMIDATE PEOPLE

Are you losing the race to keep up with the Joneses? Or worse, do you feel
as if it just isn'tworth the effort anymore? Don't be discouraged. Confidence
is the key to success in any endeavor, but achieving just the right balance of
competitive desire and cool self-assurance can be tricky. So is projecting an
image that will awe your subordinates and mystify your rivals. It's especially
difficult when your personal budget demands that you exist on a diet of baked
beans and generic cola.

We think we've solved the problem with a list of tips that will get your confidence
level back up to par, at minimum personal expense. Just remember that moxie
can be as important as money when it comes to looking good.

1. Carry a foreign-language newspaper in your briefcase. When sitting at a bar,
take out the paper and scan the pages with a serious expression. It's important
to pick a difficult language for the gambit, something other than French, German
or Spanish. Those could get you in trouble if some exchange student calls your
bluff.

2. Keep an old telephone in your car under the front seat. When driving, hold the
receiver up to your ear and act as if you were talking to someone on the other
end. if stopped at a busy intersection, roll down your window so pedestrians
can hear the conversation. Then, in a loud, demanding voice, say things such
as, "Tell Harris we need that building! Tell him to offer 50 million, straight cash,
whatever it takes!"

3. Use expensive containers to dispose of household trash. When you visit a store
such as Neiman-Marcus (we buy all of our pencils there) pick up a couple of extra
shopping bags. Several times a month you should fill one with garbage and place
it on the curb with your other household rubbish. Make sure the name of the store
is clearly visible from the street.

4. Wear T-shirts commemorating fantastic events of physical endurance. Most towns
now have these stores where you can print messages on shirts. Simply order one up
with the inscription, "Snow Madness Run, Butte-Great Falls December 1981." When
people ask why they've never heard about such a grueling race, say, "Oh, we only
ran it once, 12 of us got together and just went for it. Never could get any sane
group to sanction it."

5. Mount extra clocks on your office walls. Label each one with the name of an
international capital (Lima, Bonn, Canberra) and check them periodically when
talking with a client.

6. Keep mysterious items in the glove compartment of your car. Instead of the
usual mess of tissues, loose change and old sunglasses, you should have at least
two of the following articles: a slide rule, a map of the London subway system,
an English-Swahili dictionary, a small jar of litmus paper or a prism. When a
passenger discovers the items, shrug and say something like, "Oh, just some
things for this project I'm thinking about..." and then close the compartment
smartly, to show the conversation is not going any further.

7. Print your own wine labels. This is fairly risky and is a ploy that should only be
used when you really want to play hardball. ...Grab a few bottles of your favorite
generic vintage from the local Econo-Mart, soak the labels off and paste on your
own. Getting them designed shouldn't be difficult. Chances are that you know of
a graphic artist who's struggling to the same degree as yourself. For a small fee
or a large lasagna, he or she can come up with a private reserve label just for
you, from folksy wine cellar to expensive foreign vineyards, to suit any occasion.

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exigent EK-suh-juhnt, adjective:
1. Requiring immediate aid or action; pressing; critical.
2. Requiring much effort or expense; demanding; exacting.
Ex.: An exception to the warrant rule was established when
exigent circumstances required officials to act immediately.
--Warren Richey, "Of merchant ships and crack-sellers'
cars," _Christian Science Monitor_, [20 May 1999]

nabob (noun) ['ney-bahb]
1.A governor or deputy governor of a town or district
in India under the Mogul Empire (also nawab);
2. A person of wealth, influence and prominence.
". . . nattering nabobs of negativism."
--Spiro Agnew
nabobery: a place frequented by nabobs,
nabobical : the adjective meaning "pertaining to a nabob,"
nabobish: "rather like a nabob,"
nabobishly: adv.
Nabobism: great wealth and luxury
An exclusive neighborhood in San Francisco is
known as Nob Hill.

panjandrum pan-JAN-druhm, noun:
An important personage or pretentious official.
Ex.: And so I have appointed myself the chairman, High
Panjandrum, Grand Inquisitor--and sole member--of a
grievance committee of my own making.
--Alan K. Simpson,
_Right in the Old Gazoo_
Panjandrum was coined by Samuel Foote (1720-1777) in a piece of
nonsense writing:
"So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf to make
an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming
up the street, pops its head into the shop. "What! No
soap?" So he died, and she very imprudently married the
barber: and there were present the Picninnies, and the
Joblillies, and the Garyulies, and the grand Panjandrum
himself, with the little round button at top, and they all
fell to playing the game of catch-as-catch-can till the
gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots."
It was composed on the spot to challenge actor Charles
Macklin's claim that he could memorize anything. Macklin is
said to have refused to repeat a word of it.

redoubtable
ih-DOW-tuh-buhl, adjective:
1. Arousing fear or alarm; formidable.
2. Illustrious; eminent; worthy of respect or honor.
Ex.: At the head of the table, as committee chair,
sat the redoubtable Howard Mumford Jones--a
teacher famed even at Harvard for his fierce
authority, his wide-ranging erudition, and his
intolerant exacting preciseness.
--Nicholas Delbanco,
_The Lost Suitcase: Reflections on the Literary Life_

sine qua non sin-ih-kwah-NON; -NOHN; sy-nih-kway-, noun:
An essential condition or element; an indispensable thing.
Ex.: "Women's enfranchisement was crucial to them -- indeed,
a sine qua non, since all other progress for which they worked,
such as higher education and entrance into the professions,
would be meaningless if women continued to be second-class
citizens."
--Lillian Faderman
American author, "To Believe in Women"




IMPOSSIBLE

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All things are possible until they are proved
impossible and even the impossible may only
be so, as of now.
--Pearl S. Buck (1892-1973)
American author noted for her novels of life in China;
winner of the 1938 Nobel Prize for Literature.

'One can't believe impossible things.' said Alice.
'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said
the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it
for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed
many as six impossible things before breakfast.'
--Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832-1898)
English writer and logician.

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that
something is possible, he is almost certainly right.
When he states that something is impossible, he is
very probably wrong.
--Arthur C. Clarke (1917- )
English science-fiction writer.

A Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor is a strategic impossibility.
--George Fielding Eliot (1894-1971).
"The Impossible War with Japan"
_American Mercury_ [September 1938]

Despise no man and consider nothing impossible,
for there is no man who does not have his hour
and there is no thing that does not have its
place.
--The Talmud (B.C. 500?-400? A.D.)

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Sisyphean (adj.) [si-sê-'fee-ên]
Endlessly laborious and futile; also,
related to Sisyphus, as "the Sisyphean
story"




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IMPOSTORS

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see "DECEPTION" for related links


All the characters in this book are entirely fictitious,
and any person claiming to be any one of them will
be prosecuted.
--anonymous author's note in a book


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