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COOLIDGE (CALVIN) --- COOLNESS --- COOPERATION
CORNWALL --- CORPORAL PUNISHMENT
CORPORATIONS

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Calvin Coolidge (1872—1933)
American Republican statesman and President [1923—1929].

see "POLITICS" for related links
see "PEOPLE" for related links


He begins to seem, in retrospect, an extremely
comfortable and even praiseworthy citizen. His
failings are forgotten; the country remembers
only the grateful fact that he let it alone. Well,
there are worse epitaphs for a statesman. If the
day ever comes when Jefferson's warnings are
heeded at last, and we reduce government to its
simplest terms, it may very well happen that
Cal's bones now resting inconspicuously in the
Vermont granite will come to be revered as those
of a man who really did the nation some service.
--H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (1880—1956)
American journalist and literary critic.

How can they tell?
--Dorothy Parker (1893—1967)
American critic and humorist.
When told the Coolidge had died,
in Bennet Cerf _Try and Stop Me_ [1944].

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President Coolidge had a group of guests on the presidential yacht
cruising the Potomac. As he stood alone at the rail, looking out at
the expanse of water, someone exclaimed, "Look at that head,
bowed over the rail! What thoughts are in the mind of of this man,
burdened by the problems of the nation?" Finally, Coolidge turned
around, and joined the others, saying, "See that sea gull over
there? Been watching it for twenty minutes. Hasn't moved. I think
he's dead!"
--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard


Coolidge became an enthusiastic angler, but his skill did not match
his keenness. Asked how many trout there were in one of his favorite
fishing places, Coolidge replied that there were estimated to be
about forty-five thousand. Then he added, "I haven't caught them
all yet, but I've intimidated them."
--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard


Soon after he left the White House, Coolidge had to
fill out a form confirming his membership in the National
Press Club. After writing his name and address, he
moved on to the space marked "Occupation," in
which he wrote "Retired." Next came "Remarks."
Coolidge paused for a moment and then wrote,
"Glad of it."
--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_,
edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard

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COOLNESS

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see "PATIENCE"


We like cool people, who neither hope nor fear too
much, but seem to have many strings to their bow,
and can survive the blow well enough if stock should
rise or fall, if parties should be broken up, if
their money or their family should be dispersed;
who can stand a slander very well; indeed on whom
events make little or no impression, and who can
face death with firmness.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803—1882)
American philosopher and poet.
"Aristocracy", _Lectures and Biographical Sketches_ [1883]

If you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs, it's just possible you
haven't grasped the situation.
--Jean Kerr (1923—2003)
American writer, [wife of Walter Kerr].
Introduction to _Please Don't Eat the Daisies_ [1957].

He who doesn't lose his wits over certain things
has no wits to lose.
--Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729—1781)
German dramatist.
_Emilia Golotti_ [1772]

Aplomb in the midst of irrational things—
that's my motto!
--George Santayana (1863—1952)
Spanish-born philosopher and critic.
To William Morton Fullerton [1887].

[While Edgar Bergen and his puppet Charlie McCarthy
were taping a skit for the television program "Laugh In",
part of the set fell down behind him. . . . Bergen was so
cool, he didn't even turn around to see what had happened.
But *Charlie* did turn around. What a genius!
--Lily Tomlin (1936?— )
American actress and comedian.
"San Francisco Chronicle" [26 July 1996]

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equanimity (noun) [ee-kwκ-'ni-mκ-ti]
Composure; cool steadiness, level-headedness
especially under stress.




COOPERATION

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see: "HELPING"
see: "TEAMWORK"
see: "UNITY"
see "CIVILITY" for other related links


When bad men combine, the good must associate;
else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied
sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
--Edmund Burke (1729—1797)
Irish-born Whig politician and man of letters.
_Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents_ [1770]

Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all,
By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.
--John Dickinson (1732—1808)
American politician.
"A Song for American Freedom," called
The Liberty Song, first published in
_The Boston Gazette_ [18 July 1768].

All for one, one for all.
--Alexandre Dumas (1802—1870)
French novelist and dramatist.
_Les Trois Mousquetaires_ (1844)
(motto of the Three Musketeers)

When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
--Ethiopian Saying

We must indeed all hang together, or, most
assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
--Benjamin Franklin (1706—1790)
American politician, inventor, and scientist.
At the signing of the Declaration of Independence [4 July 1776].

We must learn to live together as brothers
or perish together as fools.
--Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929—1968)
American civil rights leader.
Speech at St. Louis [22 March 1964].

I confess that as long as I have been serving the
king ... I have wanted to find some way of securing
that the kingdoms of His Majesty should be each
for each, one for all and all for one.
--Olivares, Gaspar de Guzmαn y Pimentel (1587—1645)
Spanish prime minister [1623-1643].
In M.J. Cohan and John Major {eds.}
_History in Quotations_ [2004] p. 340.

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange
apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if
you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange
these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
--George Bernard Shaw (1856—1950)
Irish comic dramatist, literary critic, Socialist
propagandist, and winner of the Nobel Prize
for Literature in 1925.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them
to play as a team is another story.
--Casey Stengel (1891—1975)
American Major League baseball player and manager;
inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1966.

When a blind man carries a lame man, both go forward.
--Swedish Saying

We should not only use the brains we
have, but all that we can borrow.
--Woodrow Wilson (1856—1924)
American Democratic statesman and President [1913—1921].

To my daughter Leonora without whose never-failing sympathy
and encouragement this book would have been finished in
half the time.
--P.G. [Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse (1881—1975)
English humorist; American citizen from 1955.
_The Heart of a Goof_ [1926], dedication




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CORNWALL

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see "PLACES" for related links


The Cornish people still attract me. They have become
detestable, I think, and yet they _aren't_ detestable.
They are of course, strictly anti-social and un-Christian...
But curse them they are entirely mindless, and yet they
are living purely for social advancement. They ought to
be living in the darkness and warmth and passionateness
of the blood, sudden, incalculable. Whereas they are like
insects gone cold, living only for money, for _dirt_.
They are foul in this. They ought all to die.

Not that I've seen very much of them.

--D.H. (David Herbert) Lawrence (1885—1930)
English novelist and poet.
Letter to J.D. Beresford [1 February 1916].

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The devil will not come into Cornwall for
fear of being put into a pie.
--Old Cornish Saying

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BOO!





CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

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see "HOME & FAMILY" for related links
see "HURTING (SOMEONE)" for related links


Every husband may beat his wife when
she disobeys his commands, or when
she curses him, or contradicts him —
provided he do it moderately, and not
the extent of causing her death.
--Philippe de Beaumanoir (c.1250—1296)
French jurist.
_Customs of the People of Beauvais_ [c1285]

The husband was prohibited to use any
violence to his wife, aliter quam ad virum,
ex causa regiminis et castigationis uxoris
suae, licited et rationabiliter pertinet
[other than what is reasonably necessary to
the discipline and correction of the wife].
The civil law gave the husband the same, or a
larger, authority over his wife; allowing him,
for some misdemeanors, flagellis et fustibus
acriter verbare uxorem [to wound his wife
severely with whips and fists]; for others,
only modicam castigationem adhibere [to
apply modest corrective punishment.
--William Blackstone (1723—1780)
English jurist.

'Yes, they are good boys,' I once heard a kind father say.
'I talk to them very much, but do not like to beat my children
— the world will beat them.' It was a beautiful thought not
elegantly expressed.
--Elihu Burritt (1810—1879)
American philanthropist.

Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
--Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832—1898)
English writer and logician.
_Alice's Adventures in Wonderland_ [1865], Ch. 6

Corporal punishment is as humiliating for him
who gives it as for him who receives it; it is
ineffective besides. Neither shame nor physical
pain have any other effect than a hardening one.
--Ellen Key (1849—1926)
Swedish writer and feminist.
"The Century of the Child," ch. 7, [1909]

Physical punishment, such as spanking, teaches a
toddler that might makes right and that it is fine
to hit when one is stronger and can get away with
it.
--Alicia F. Lieberman
_The Emotional Life of the Toddler: Between One and Three Years_
[1993]

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The rod, which is the only instrument of government
that tutors generally know, or ever think of, is the
most unfit of any to be used in education.
--John Locke (1632—1704)
English political and educational philosopher.
_Some Thoughts Concerning Education_ [1693]


I would not have children much beaten for their faults,
because I would not have them think bodily pain the
greatest punishment.
--John Locke (1632—1704)
English political and educational philosopher.

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What can only be taught by the rod and with blows
will not lead to much good; they will not remain
pious any longer than the rod is behind them.
--Martin Luther (1483—1546)
German Protestant theologian.
_The Great Catechism_ [1529], "Second Command"

Never raise your hand to your children.
It leaves your midsection unprotected.
--Robert Orben (1927— )
American magician and comedy writer.

Whipping and abuse are like laudanum: you have
to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.
--Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811—1896)
American writer and philanthropist.
[Sister of Henry Ward Beecher, daughter of Lyman Beecher.]
_Uncle Tom's Cabin_, Chap. 20

It is better to keep children to their duty by a sense
of honor and by kindness than by fear.
--Terence [Publius Terentius Afer] (c. 190—159 BC)
Roman comic dramatist.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only
between consenting adults.
--Gore Vidal (1925— )
American writer.
Interview [16 September 1973].





CORPORATIONS

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see "CAPITALISM" for related links


The great corporations of this country
were not founded by ordinary people.
They were founded by people with
extraordinary intelligence, ambition,
and aggressiveness.
--Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927—2003)
American scholar and politician.

The public be damned! I'm working
for my stockholders.
--William H. Vanderbilt (1821—1885)
American railway magnate.
(Attributed [1883].)

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STAFF CUTS -- PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

As our Company has to make drastic cuts in spending, volunteers are
needed to commit suicide. This will substantially reduce our salary
bill.

Employees wishing to participate in this scheme are asked to
assemble on the roof of the offices on alternate Fridays, commencing
Friday 4 December, thus avoiding the Christmas rush.

Participants will be marked on the difficulty of their dive and the
highest scorer will receive greatly enhanced Death In Service
benefits. This action, in view of its voluntary nature, will not
affect your Pension rights.

However, participating staff are asked to avoid landing on Company
Cars as this will cost more money than is saved, which would be
counter productive and could cause injury to non-particpating
spectators. Non-participants are therefore asked to be vigilant and
to keep glancing skywards on these days of action.

It would also be appreciated if non-participants would give every
assistance to the Service Department in clearing up after the event.
Bodies will be disposed of in waste skips in the car park and staff
are therefore asked to ensure they keep moving on these days to
avoid being inadvertently mistaken for successful participants.

Any staff participating will be allowed to change his/her mind until
reaching the top floor, after which it will be impossible for the
attending Health and Safety Officer to get into a "Catching
Positions."

The Company hopes to obtain a set reduction in staff through this
scheme and must therefore be considered one of our most worthwhile
projects to date. Should the scheme be over-subscribed, a waiting
list will be introduced.

To assist the Services Department, it would be appreciated if all
participants could take with them onto the roof a large black plastic
bag (available from the Post room). If they could climb into the bag
just prior to the jump, this will certainly ease congestion at ground
level.

It is important that the projected jumps are shown on your
departments staff planning charts so that work can be redistributed
to you colleagues to cause minimum disruption to the company. Any
participant choosing to jump outside normal working hours will not
be paid overtime.


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