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CHARACTER ASSASINATION --- CHARITY
CHARLATANS --- CHARM --- CHEAP
CHEATS --- CHEERFULNESS

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CHARACTER ASSASINATION

see "HURTING (SOMEONE)" for related links


You kill me so courteously.
--Lois McMaster Bujold (1949— )
American science fiction author.
_Memory_ [1996] ch. 6

No, you can't ruin an architect by proving that he's a bad architect.
But you can ruin him because he's an atheist, or because somebody
sued him, or because he slept with some woman, or because he
pulls wings off bottleflies. You'll say it doesn't make sense? Of
course it doesn't. That's why it works. Reason can be fought with
reason. How are you going to fight the unreasonable? The trouble
with you, my dear, and with most people, is that you don't have
sufficient respect for the senseless. The senseless is the major
factor in our lives. You have no chance if it is your enemy. But if
you can make it become your ally -- ah, my dear!
--Ayn Rand (1905—1982)
Russian-born American writer.
_The Fountainhead_ [1943], pt. II, ch. 12





CHARITY

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see "KINDNESS" for related links


The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness;
to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart;
to your child, a good example; to a father,
deference; to your mother, conduct that will make
her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men,
charity.
--Francis Maitland Balfour (1851—1882)
British biologist and younger brother of Arthur James Balfour.

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We may cover a multitude of sins with the white robe of charity.
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister;
[brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher].


A man should fear when he enjoys only what good he does
publicly. Is it not the publicity, rather than the charity, that he
loves?
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister;
[brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher].


Do not give, as many rich men do, like a hen
that lays her egg and then cackles.
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister;
[brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher].

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And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries,
and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove
mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
--Bible
I Corinthians 13:2

A poor man serv'd by thee, shall make thee rich.
--Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806—1861)
English poet.

The highest exercise of charity is
charity towards the uncharitable.
--Joseph Stevens Buckminster (1784—1812)
American Unitarian preacher.

True charity occurs only when there are
no notions of giving, giver, or gift.
--Buddha [Gautama] (c. 6th—4th century B.C.)
Founder of Buddhism.

Men in no way approach so nearly to
the gods as in doing good to men.
--Marcus Tullius Cicero (106—43 BC)
Roman orator and statesman.

We don't have to be "successful," only valuable.
We don't have to make money, only a difference,
and particularly in the lives society counts least
and puts last.
--William Sloane Coffin, Jr. (1924—2006)
American clergyman and peace activist.
_Credo_ [2004], "Faith, Hope, Love"

Posthumous charities are the very essence of selfishness,
when bequeathed by those who, when alive, would part
with nothing.
--C.C. Colton (1780—1832)
English clergyman and writer.

In the depression of the 1930s the Mormons were the only
American farm cooperative that steadily refused all help
from the federal government. They stuck to their grim belief
that the Lord alone giveth and the Lord taketh away.
--Alistair Cooke [Alfred Cooke] (1908—2004)
British-born American broadcater and journalist.
_America_ [1973]

To remind a man of the good turns you have
done him is very much like a reproach.
--Demosthenes (c.364—c.322 B.C.)
Athenian orator and statesman.

You can't be of help to everybody! say the
narrow-minded, and help nobody.
--Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1830—1916)
Austrian writer.
_Aphorisms_ [1880-1905], tr. David Scrase and Wolfgang Mieder [1994]

We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that
feeds us is in some danger of being bitten.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803—1882)
American philosopher and poet.
"Gifts" _Essays_, Second Series [1844]

It is wicked to withdraw from being useful to the needy,
and cowardly to give way to the worthless.
--Epictetus (55—135)
Greek philosopher.

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us
nothing but the shape of the spoon.
--E.M. [Edward Morgan] Forster (1879—1970)
English novelist.
"Observer" [1951]

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The indigent sick of this city and its environs,
without regard to sex, age or color, who may
require surgical or medical treatment, and who
can be received into the hospital without peril
to the other inmates, and the poor of this city
and state, of all races, who are stricken down
by any casualty, shall be received into the
hospital, without charge, for such period of
time and under such regulations as you may
prescribe.
--Johns Hopkins (1795—1873)
American merchant and investor who in his
will left large endowments to found Johns
Hopkins University and Johns Hopkins Hospital.
In a letter instructing the first trustees of the Johns
Hopkins Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland [March 1873].

Be charitable and indulgent to every one but yourself.
--Joseph Joubert (1754—1824)
French philosopher.

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action
by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.
--Charles Lamb (1775—1834)
English essayist.
_Table Talk_ [1834], "In the Athenaeum"

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_Playboy_ interviewing John Lennon in 1980:

PLAYBOY: What about the suggestion that the four of you put aside your
personal feelings and regroup to give a mammoth concert for charity,
some sort of giant benefit?

LENNON: I don't want to have anything to do with benefits. I have
been benefited to death. Every one of them was a mess or a rip-off.

PLAYBOY: What about the Bangladesh concert, in which George and other
people such as Dylan performed?

LENNON: Bangladesh was caca. It's all a rip-off. So forget about it.
All of you who are reading this, don't bother sending me all that
garbage about, "Just come and save the Indians, come and save the
blacks, come and save the war veterans." Anybody I want to save will
be helped through our tithing, which is ten percent of whatever we
earn.

PLAYBOY: But that doesn't compare with what one promoter, Sid
Bernstein, said you could raise by giving a world-wide televised
concert-playing separately, as individuals, or together, as the
Beatles. He estimated you could raise over $200,000,000 in one day.
$200,000,000 to a poverty-stricken country in South America.

LENNON: Where do people get off saying the Beatles should give
$200,000,000 to South America? You know, America has poured billions
into places like that. It doesn't mean a damn thing. After they've
eaten that meal, then what? It lasts for only a day. After the
$200,000,000 is gone, then what? It goes round and round in circles.
You can pour money in forever. After Peru, then Harlem, then Britain.
There is no one concert. We would have to dedicate the rest of our
lives to one world concert tour, and I'm not ready for it. Not in
this lifetime, anyway.

-- interview, _Playboy_, Christmas 1980 issue

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That is no true alms which the hand can hold;
He gives nothing but worthless gold
Who gives from a sense of duty.
--James Russell Lowell (1819—1891)
American poet, critic, essayist, and diplomat.
"The Vision of Sir Launfal" [1848]


Charity has in it sometimes, perhaps
often, a savor of superiority.
--James Russell Lowell (1819—1891)
American poet, critic, essayist, and diplomat.
Speech in Westminster Abbey [13 December 1881].

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All that we send into the lives of others
comes back into our own.
--Edwin Markham (1852—1940)
American poet and lecturer.

I have no respect for that self-boasting charity which neglects all
objects of commiseration near and around it, but goes to the end
of the earth in search of misery, for the purpose of talking about it.
--George Champlin Mason (1820—1894)
American architect.

And wisest he in this whole wide land
Of hoarding till bent and gray;
For all you can hold in your cold, dead hand
Is what you have given away.
--Joaquin Miller [Cincinnatus Hiner Miller] (1837—1913)
American poet and journalist.
_Peter Cooper_

Every good act is charity. A man's true
wealth hereafter is the good that he does
in this world to his fellows.
--Muhammad (A.D. 570?—632)
Prophet to whom the religion
of Islam was revealed.

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've
heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines,
and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a
costume charity ball.
--Ogden Nash (1902—1971)
American writer of humorous poetry.

Beggars should be abolished. It annoys one to give
to them, and it annoys one not to give to them.
--Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844—1900)
German classical scholar, philosopher, and critic of culture.

A man receiving charity always hates his
benefactor— it is a fixed characteristic
of human nature.
--George Orwell [Eric Blair] (1903—1950)
English novelist.

When I die, I should be ashamed to leave enough to build
me a monument if there were a wanting friend above ground.
I would enjoy the pleasure of what I give by giving it alive and
seeing another enjoy it.
--Alexander Pope (1688—1744)
English poet.

In giving of thy alms, inquire not so much into the person,
as his necessity. God looks not so much upon the merits
of him that requires, as into the manner of him that relieves;
if the man deserve not, thou hast given it to humanity.
--Francis Quarles (1592—1644)
English poet.

Charity is injurious unless it helps the
recipient to become independent of it.
--John D(avison) Rockefeller Sr. (1839—1937)
American capitalist and philanthropist.

Great minds, like heaven, are pleased in doing good, though
the ungrateful subjects of their favors are barren in return.
--Nicholas Rowe (1674—1718)
English dramatist, writer, and poet.

The Christian usually tries to give away
his own money, whilst the philosopher
tries to give away the money of someone
else.
--Lord Salisbury (1830—1903)
British Conservative statesman.
In C.S. Kenny _Property for Charitable Uses_ [1880].

Charity degrades those who receive it
and hardens those who dispense it.

--George Sand [pseudonym of Amandine-Aurore-Lucile Dupin] (1804—1876)
French author.
_Consuelo_ [1842]

Let him that hath done the good office conceal it;
let him that received it disclose it.
--Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 BC—65 A.D.)
Roman philosopher and poet.

The proverb warns that, 'You should not bite the
hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should, if
it prevents you from feeding yourself.
--Thomas Szasz (1920— )
American psychiatrist.
"Control and Self-Control" in _The Second Sin_ [1973]

Benefits are acceptable, while the receiver thinks he
may return them; but once exceeding that, hatred is
given instead of thanks.
--Tacitus [or Publius Cornelius Tacitus or Gaius Cornelius Tacitus]
(c.55—c.117), Roman orator, lawyer, senator, and historian.
_Annales_ IV, 18

Charity begins at home.
--Terence [Publius Terentius Afer] (c. 190—159 BC)
Roman comic dramatist.
_Andria_ (The Lady of Andros) l. 635

Goodness is the only investment which never fails.
--Henry David Thoreau (1817—1862)
American essayist, poet, and practical philosopher.

Friends, I have lost a day.
(On reflecting that he had done nothing to help anybody all day.)
--Titus (39—81)
Roman emperor from A.D. 79.
In Suetonius _Lives of the Caesars_ "Titus."

The more is given the less people will work for themselves,
and the less they work the more their poverty will increase.
--Leo Tolstoy (1828—1910)
Russian novelist.
_Help for the Starving_ [1892]

I have always depended on the
kindness of strangers.
--Tennessee Williams [Thomas Lanier Williams] (1911—1983)
American dramatist.
"A Streetcar Named Desire" [1947]


TOPICAL

By most measures, Americans remain the most charitable people
world-wide. In 2005, giving in the U.S. averaged 1.75% of gross
domestic product, according to the Charities Aid Foundation,
compared to 0.75% in Britain, where leading philanthropists include
Scottish entrepreneur Tom Hunter and singer Elton John. In
Germany, France and Singapore, the rate of giving was about
0.25% of GDP last year.
--Sally Beatty
"The Global Giving Gap" in
_The Wall Street Journal_ [8 September 2006]

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(caution: language)

George Jessel was a longtime member of the
comedians' Round Table at the exclusive Hillcrest
Country Club, whose membership required
substantial initiation fees and donations to the
United Jewish Appeal (UJA). Milton Berle once
told Arthur Marx about a classic Jessel moment
which had once taken place at the Round Table:
"The whole gang of us was there - your father
[Groucho Marx] and uncles [Harpo, Chico, and
Zeppo], the Ritz brothers, Eddie Cantor, Al Jolson,
George Burns, Lou Holtz and Jack Benny - when
an elderly businessman approached Jessel very
timidly and said, 'Mr. Jessel, my wife, Rosie, had
a little poodle she was crazy about who just died.
It would very much please her if you would do the
eulogy at the dog's funeral.' "For those readers
who aren't familiar with Jessel lore, his avocation
was doing eulogies at friends' funerals, and even
nonfriends'. But this was different. He fixed his
eyes on the old man, chewed angrily on the end
of his cigar and then exclaimed in disbelief, 'You
want me to do a eulogy for a f---ing dog!? I do
people - not animals. Now go away!' "But the old
man refused to leave and finally said, 'look, Mr.
Jessel. If you'll do this one favor for me, I'll
give you $2,500 in cash, and I'll also donate
$25,000 to UJA.' "Jessel, who was always in need
of money, said instantly, 'That's different. You
didn't tell me the dog was Jewish!'"

--source: anecdotage.com
--George Jessel (1898—1981)
American vaudeville entertainer, music producer and actor.

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alms (noun) [ahmz]
Money or other valuables given to charity or the poor.

beneficence (noun):
1. The practice of doing good; active goodness, kindness, or charity.
2. A charitable gift or act.
Ex.: Lord Jeffrey told Dickens that it [A Christmas Carol] had
"prompted more positive acts of beneficence than can be traced
to all the pulpits and confessionals in Christendom since
Christmas 1842." Roger Highfield, _The Physics of Christmas_

eleemosynary (adj.) [e-lê-'mah-sê-ne-ree or -ri]
Of or related to charity; altruistic, contributed as charity.




CHARLATANS

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see "DECEPTION" for related links


That same face of yours looks like the
title-page to a whole volume of roguery.
--Colley Cibber (1671—1757)
English actor and playwright.
In _Treasury of Wisdom, Wit and Humor_
(comp. by Adam Wooléver, p. 136 [1891].

Always suspect a man who affects great softness of manner,
an unruffled evenness of temper, and an enunciation studied,
slow, and deliberate. These things are all unnatural, and
bespeak a degree of mental discipline into which he that
has no purpose of craft or design to answer cannot submit
to drill himself. The most successful knaves are usually
of this description, as smooth as razors dipped in oil, and
as sharp. They affect the innocence of the dove, which they
have not, in order to hide the cunning of the serpent, which
they have.
--C.C. Colton (1780—1832)
English clergyman and writer.

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they
sometimes take a rest.
--Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824—1895)
French writer.

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
--Jewish saying

All men are frauds. The only difference between
them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
--H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (1880—1956)
American journalist and literary critic.

He without benefit of scruples
His fun and money soon quadruples.
--Ogden Nash (1902—1971)
American writer of humorous poetry.

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fob (noun) ['fahb]
A cheat, imposter, rogue.

mountebank (noun) [MOUN-tuh-bank]
1. A peddler of quack medicine, who stands
on a platform to appeal to the audience.
2. A charlatan; a boastful pretender to
knowledge or a skill.

picaresque (adj.) [pi-kê-'resk]
Pertaining to the life of an adventurous rogue, usually of low
origin, who uses his wits to overcome obstacles.




CHARM

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see: "GRACE"
see: "PLEASING OTHERS"


Charm: the quality in others that makes us
more satisfied with ourselves.
--Henri Frédérick Amiel (1821-1881)
Swiss critic,
_Journal Intime_ [1883]

Charm . . . it's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it,
you don't need to have anything else; and if you don't have
it, it doesn't much matter what else you have.
--Sir James Matthew Barrie (1860-1937)
Scottish writer and dramatist.
"What Every Woman Knows" [1918]

Charm is... a way of getting the answer yes
without having asked any clear question.
--Albert Camus (1913-1960)
French novelist, dramatist, and essayist who won
the 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature.

"Charm" - which means the power to effect work
without employing brute force - is indispensable to
women. Charm is a woman's strength just as
strength is a man's charm.
--Havelock Ellis (1859-1939)
English essayist and psychologist.
_The Task of Social Hygiene_, p. 81 [1912].

Oozing charm from every pore,
He oiled his way around the floor.
--Alan Jay Lerner (1918-1986)
American playwright and lyricist.
"You Did It" [1956 song] _My Fair Lady_

After sitting next to Mr. Gladstone I thought he was the
cleverest man in England. But after sitting next to Mr.
Disraeli I thought I was the cleverest woman in England.
--Princess Marie Louise, Queen Victoria's granddaughter

Charms which, like flowers, lie on the surface and always glitter,
easily produce vanity; hence women, wits, players, soldiers,
are vain, owing to their presence, figure and dress. On the
contrary, other excellences, which lie down like gold and are
discovered with difficulty, leave their possessors modest and
proud.
--Jean Paul Richter (1763-1825)
German novelist

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
--Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965)
American Democratic politician.




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CHEAP

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see "MONEY" for related links


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Peter Altenberg (1862?—1919)
Austrian poet.

Though in fact he maintained a very solid
bank balance, Altenberg had a mania for
begging. The poet and critic Karl Kraus
tells how Altenberg besought him again
and again to give him a hundred kronen,
and on every occasion Kraus refused him.
Finally, his patience at an end, Kraus
burst out, "Look Peter, I'd gladly give it
to you, but I *really, really* don't have
the money."
"Very well, I'll lend it to you," said
Altenberg.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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He who is frugal is the richest of men,
and the miser is the poorest.
--Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort (1741—1794)
French playwright and conversationalist.
_Maxims and Thoughts_ [1796], tr. W.S. Merwin [1984]

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Oscar Levant (1906—1972)
American pianist, writer, and wit.

As a houseguest in the Kaufman household,
Levant rather overstayed his welcome. At
the end of one of his prolonged visits, Mrs.
Kaufman hinted, 'The servants always expect
a little something, and I know you haven't
any money, so I tipped them each three
dollars and told them it was from you.'
Levant was outraged. 'You should have
given them five!' he exclaimed. 'Now
they'll think I'm stingy.'

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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gimcrack [JIM-krak], noun:
A showy but useless or worthless object; a gewgaw.
adjective: Tastelessly showy; cheap; gaudy.

parsimonious (adj.)
Frugal: very frugal or ungenerous.




CHEATS

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see "DECEPTION" for related links
see "CRIME & PUNISHMENT" for related links


If you attempt to beat a man down and to get his goods
for less than a fair price, you are attempting to commit
burglary, as much as though you broke into his shop
to take the things without paying for them. There is
cheating on both sides of the counter and generally
less behind it than before it.
--Henry Ward Beecher (1813—1887)
American Congregational minister;
[brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher].

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Seeking to psych out challengers in the days leading
up to big fights, Hall of Fame boxer Charles "Kid"
McCoy frequently feigned illness or spread rumors of
an injury. Then, when the bout came around, McCoy
would show up in perfect form. (This supposedly
prompted reporters to wonder whether they'd be
seeing "the real McCoy" in the ring.)

But McCoy's lowest blow? In 1893, when he fought
a deaf mute. Toward the end of the fourth round,
McCoy simply dropped his gloves and walked back to
his corner as though the bell had sounded. When
the deaf fighter turned to do the same, McCoy ran
over and knocked him out.

--Chris Connolly
_Mental Floss Magazine_ [Sep/Oct 2006],
"10 Gloriously Underhanded Sports Tactics: Kid
McCoy--Taking Advantage of The Bell Curve"

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My wife met me at the door wearing a see-through
negligee. Unfortunately she was just coming home.
--Rodney Dangerfield [Jacob Cohen]
(1921—2004) American comedian.

No sin to cheat the devil.
--Daniel Defoe (1660—1731)
English novelist and journalist.
_History of the Devil_, pt. II, ch. 10.

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Alexandre Dumas (1802—1870)
French novelist and playwright.

Dumas's quarrel with a rising young politician
became so intense that a duel was inevitable.
As both were superb shots, they decided to
draw lots, the loser agreeing to shoot himself.
Dumas lost. Pistol in hand, he withdrew in
silent dignity to another room, closing the
door behind him. The rest of the company
waited in gloomy suspense for the sound of
the shot that would end Dumas's career.
It rang out at last. They ran to the door,
opened it, and there was Dumas, smoking
revolver in hand. 'Gentlemen, a most
regrettable thing has happened. I missed.'

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.
--Benjamin Franklin (1706—1790)
American politician, inventor, and scientist.

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John Warne Gates (1855—1911), US
industrialist, speculator, and gambler.

He once bet the wealthy John Drake, whose
family founded Drake University, $11,000.
The wager turned on whose bread, dunked
in coffee, would attract the most flies. Gates
won. He had not bothered to let young Drake
know that he had put six spoonfuls of sugar
in his own cup.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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Benjamin Jowett (1817—1893)
English classical scholar

Jowett once submitted a matter to the vote of
the dons of Balliol College. The result did not
please him, he announced. 'The vote is twenty-
two to two. I see we are deadlocked.'

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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There are no circumstances, however unfortunate,
that clever people don't extract some advantage
from.
--François de La Rochefoucauld (1613—1680)
French classical author.

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Baseball's Dirty Open Secret
By Joshua Prager
_The Wall Street Journal_
October 26, 2006

Kenny Rogers's 2006 regular season ended miserably -- two losses in four days, seven earned runs yielded in 5.2 innings. Headed with his Detroit Tigers to the playoffs, the pitcher had no reason to expect improvement. His career post-season ERA was 8.85 -- 20 runs allowed in 20.1 innings -- the worst of any pitcher in baseball history who had thrown at least as many innings.

But Mr. Rogers threw 7.2 shutout innings vs. the Yankees, 7.1 more vs. the A's and a scoreless first inning against the Cardinals in game three of the World Series. One month shy of 42, he was the fist-pumping belle of the ball; a post-season goat wondrously resurrected in his 17th season.

It was after Mr. Rogers retired his third Cardinal that St. Louis manager Tony La Russa mentioned to umpire Alfonso Marquez that Mr. Rogers's left palm was discolored, the skin below his thumb shellacked ochre. The ump told the lefty to clean himself up.

Has Kenny Rogers owed his post-season resurgence to goo? The baseball brass would rather not know.

Pitchers have long nicked or slicked baseballs with everything from emery boards to mustache wax. A doctored ball can be harder to hit or easier to grip. Major League Baseball does not approve. Rule 8.02 is clear: "The pitcher shall not apply a foreign substance of any kind to the ball." If he does, he is ejected from the game and suspended for 10 more.

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One Cardinal, however, had a message for the pitcher who had already been pardoned. "Whoever does those types of things," said Cardinal outfielder Preston Wilson, "they have to live with it. They have to sleep with that at night, they have to sit back at the end of their career and say whether they did it on their own merit. To me, I think that's a bigger burden."

Over the past six years, I wrote an article and then a book about a glorious baseball team that cheated and, likely as a result, found itself in the World Series. And I think Mr. Wilson is right.

On July 20, 1951, the New York Giants stationed a coach with a telescope in their centerfield clubhouse. He spied the signals of opposing catchers, decoded whether an imminent pitch was a fastball or off-speed, and pressed a button that sounded a buzzer in the bullpen -- where a player relayed the stolen sign to the batter. The home-field scheme was in place through the end of the season, helping the Giants to overcome a 13.5-game deficit to tie the Brooklyn Dodgers. The teams met in a playoff that ended in astounding fashion when Giants third baseman Bobby Thomson hit the most famous home run in baseball history: "the Shot Heard Round the World."

Rumors that the miracle Giants had cheated first surfaced in 1962. "No, no, no," manager Leo Durocher told the Associated Press. "There was no buzzer." Players Alvin Dark, Larry Jansen, Whitey Lockman, Willie Mays, Bobby Thomson and Wes Westrum all lied too. "I said," Mr. Thomson recalled to me, "you mean Leo Durocher would steal signs? I didn't admit it. I didn't admit it to anyone."

No one wanted him to. The desire to keep pure our idylls is deep-seated. Looking the other way every now and then is a small price to pay for their perpetuation. Rule 8.02 aside, did we really want a starting pitcher ejected this week from the World Series? Did we want another cloud? No matter that the mustard-colored splotch on the left palm of pitcher Rogers was shiny and glutinous. It was, explained umpire supervisor Steve Palermo, "observed as dirt."

But if looking the other way helps the game, it harms the player. In 1998, baseball turned a blind eye to rampant steroid rumors while Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa thrilled fans with titanic home runs. Today both men are figures of shame. Likewise, in 1962, when scoreboard spyglasses were in abundance, baseball commissioner Ford Frick failed to act on rumors that the Giants had cheated in their 1951 playoff. "If such a charge were substantiated," he said, "I would forfeit the game." Perhaps he knew that even a forfeited pennant is a mild sentence compared to the lifelong burden of a sin never confessed.

It is possible that Mr. Rogers (who last season shoved a cameraman) does not possess the conscience of Mr. Thomson, a wonderful man whose greatest fault is an inability to self-congratulate. But should the pitcher take the ball in a possible sixth World Series game this Saturday night and then throw four more consecutive shutout innings to tie the single post-season record of 27 held by Christy Mathewson, will he regret years hence smearing on his hand what he said was dirt?

In late 2000, 38 years after a team of Giants denied they had cheated, several spoke to me at length of the scheme their manager had set in motion. And when my article then ran in this newspaper, playoff hero Thomson spoke at once of his coming clean. "Getting it all out is the best thing," he said on air. "I feel almost like I just got out of prison."

Mr. Prager, a senior special writer at the Journal, is the author of "The Echoing Green: The Untold Story of Bobby Thomson, Ralph Branca and the Shot Heard Round the World."

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I would rather be the man who bought the
Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
--Will Rogers [William Penn Adair Rogers] (1879—1935)
American humorist and actor.

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When I die I want to be buried in Chicago
so I can still be active in politics.
--anon.
(Referring to the voter registration of the dead.)

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cozen [KUZ-un], transitive verb:
1. To cheat; to defraud; to deceive,
usually by petty tricks.
2. To obtain by deceit.
intransitive verb:
To act deceitfully.

hornswoggle (verb) ['horn-swah-gêl]
(Slang) To cheat, swindle, hoodwink,
or bamboozle. Etymology: We do not know the origin
of hornswoggle. It belongs to a group of “fancified”
words that were particularly popular in the American
West in the 19th century, words exhibiting the frontier
skepticism toward educated speech. "Hornswoggle" first
appeared in print in Kentucky in 1929. Other words of
this ilk are "stick-to-it-iveness," first appearing in
1867, "skedaddle," which appeared in 1861 somewhere in
Missouri, and "discombobulate," in 1916. "Bamboozle"
first appeared in England around 1700, indicating an
earlier tradition of such concocted words.

mulct [MULKT], noun:
A fine or penalty.
transitive verb:
1. To punish for an offense or misdemeanor by imposing
a fine or demanding a forfeiture.
2. To obtain by fraud or deception.
3. To defraud; to swindle.
Ex.: Officials repaid such loans by mulcting the public in
a variety of legal and extra-legal ways.
--William H. McNeill,
_A World History_

nobble (verb) [nahb-êl]
To disable (especially a racehorse) by drugging
or laming; to win someone over; to steal; to kidnap;
most broadly, to outdo or win someone to one's side
by devious means.




CHEERFULNESS

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see: "CIVILITY"
see: "ENTHUSIASM"
see: "NICE"
see: "OPTIMISM"
see "HAPPINESS" for other related links

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Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health
and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.
--Joseph Addison (1672-1719)
English essayist, poet, and dramatist.
In Joseph Collins _The Way with the Nerves:
Letters to a Neurologist..._, p. 30 [1911].


I have always preferred cheerfulness to mirth. The
latter I consider as an act, the former as an habit of
mind. Mirth is short and transient, cheerfulness fixed
and permanent.
--Joseph Addison (1672-1719)
English essayist, poet, and dramatist.
_The Spectator_, #381 [17 May 1712]


A cheerful temper, joined with innocence will
make beauty attractive, knowledge delightful,
and wit good-natured.
--Joseph Addison (1672-1719)
English essayist, poet, and dramatist.
_The Tatler_ #192

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A cheerful spirit is one of the most valuable gifts ever bestowed
upon humanity by a kind Creator. It is the sweetest and most
fragrant flower of the Spirit, that constantly sends out its beauty
and fragrance, and blesses everything within its reach. It will
sustain the soul in the darkest and most dreary places of this
world. It will hold in check the demons of despair, and stifle
the power of discouragement and hopelessness. It is the
brightest star that ever cast its radiance over the darkened
soul, and one that seldom sets in the gloom of morbid
fancies and forboding imaginations.
--James H. Aughey (1828-1911)
American clergyman

A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine.
--Bible
"Proverbs" 17:22

The cheerful live longest in life, and after it, in our regards.
Cheerfulness is the offshot of goodness.
--Christian Nestell Bovee (1820-1904)
American writer.

A cheerful, easy, open countenance will make fools think you
a good-natured man, and make designing men think you an
undesigning one.
--Lord Chesterfield [Philip Dormer Stanhope] (1694-1773)
British writer and politician.

You find yourself refreshed, by the presence of cheerful
people. Why not make earnest effort to confer that pleasure
on others? You will find half the battle is gained if you never
allow yourself to say anything gloomy.
--Lydia Marie Child (1802-1880)
Amercan abolitionist and suffragist.

Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers
and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
--Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
English novelist.
In Willard Scott _The Older the Fiddle, the Better the Tune:
The Joys of Reaching a Certain Age_, p. 194 [2002].

So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more
it is spent, the more it remains.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
American philosopher and poet.

Cheerfulness is health; the opposite, melancholy, is disease.
--Thomas C. Haliburton (1796-1865)
Canadian politician, judge, and writer who was best known as the
creator of the literary character, Sam Slick.

Amiability shines by its own light.
--Horace [Quintus Horatius Flaccus] (65-8 BC)
Roman poet.

To be happy, the passions must be cheerful and gay, not gloomy
and melancholy. A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one
to fear and sorrow, real poverty.
--David Hume (1711-1776)
Scottish philosopher.

I have observed that in comedies the best actor plays the droll, while
some scrub rogue is made the fine gentleman or hero. Thus it is in
the farce of life. Wise men spend their time in mirth; it is only fools
who are serious.
--Henry Saint John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke (1678-1751)
English politician and philosopher.

Cheerfulness is full of significance; it suggests good health, a
clear conscience, and a soul at peace with all human nature.
--Charles Kingsley (1819-1875)
English writer and clergyman.

He who walks through a great city to find
subjects for weeping, may, God knows,
find plenty at every corner to wring his
heart; but let such a man walk on his
course, and enjoy his grief alone — we
are not of those who would accompany
him. The miseries of us poor earthdwellers
gain no alleviation from the sympathy of
those who merely hunt them out to be
pathetic over them. The weeping
philosopher too often impairs his eyesight
by his woe, and becomes unable from
his tears to see the remedies for the evils
which he deplores. Thus it will often be
found that the man of no tears is the
truest philanthropist, as he is the best
physician who wears a cheerful face,
even in the worst of cases.
--Charles Mackay (1814—1889)
Scottish poet and newspaperman.
_Extraordinary Popular Delusions And The Madness Of Crowds_

I woke up this morning and I was still
alive, so I am pretty cheerful.
{on being 79}
--Spike [Terence Alan] Milligan (1918-2002)
Novelist, poet, and comedian.
In "Irish Times" [8 November 1997].

Amiability is very often a weakness, but the
most unobjectionable one as a rule.
--Lady Sydney Morgan [Sydney Owenson] (1783-1859)
Irish novelist.

Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health.
--Arthur Murphy [pseudonym: Charles Ranger] (1727-1805)
Irish actor and playright.

I have often noticed that a kindly, placid good-
humor is the companion of longevity, and, I
suspect, frequently the leading cause of it.
--Sir Walter Scott (1771-1832)
Scottish novelist and poet.
In John Gibson Lockhart
_Memoirs of the Life of Sir Walter Scott_ , p. 593 [1901].

A light heart lives long.
--William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
English dramatist.

How easy it is to be amiable in the
midst of happiness and success!
--Madame Swetchine [Sophie Soymanof] (1782-1857)
Russian-born French writer and salon hostess.

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
--William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
American college administrator and author.

As long as there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles,
I hold that a reasonable man must behave as though he were sure of
it. If at the end your cheerfulness was not justified, at any rate you will
have been cheerful.
--H.G. Wells (1866-1946)
English novelist.
In Larry Chang
_Wisdom for the Soul: Five Millennia of Prescriptions_, p. 70 [2006].

There are two ways of spreading light: to be
The candle or the mirror that reflects it.
--Edith Wharton [nèe Jones] (1862-1937)
American novelist.
_Vesalius in Zante_

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alacrity uh-LACK-ruh-tee, noun:
A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness, often manifested
by brisk, lively action or promptness in response.

coruscate KOR-uh-skayt, intransitive verb:
1. To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle.
2. To exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style.

refulgent
ih-FUL-juhnt, adjective:
Shining brightly; radiant; brilliant; resplendent.

winsome WIN-suhm, adjective:
1. Cheerful; merry; gay; light-hearted.
2. Causing joy or pleasure; agreeable; pleasant.
Ex.: The first time I met Diana, she was a winsome little
girl full of energy and mischief.
--Annabel Goldsmith, "I will miss her smile,"
_Daily Telegraph_ [3 September 1997]


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