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;void(0)) . . . BLONDES see: "HAIR" see: "THE BODY" (below) for other related links It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. --Raymond Chandler (18881959) American writer of detective fiction. _Farewell, My Lovely_, ch. 13 [1940] I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. 'Tis the one thing I'm indebted to her for. --W. C. Fields [William Claude Dukenfield] (18801946) American vaudeville star and film actor. Lines spoken by The Great Man (Fields) in the 1941 film, "Never Give A Sucker An Even Break." [1941], screenplay by Prescott Chaplin and John T. Neville, from a story by W. C. Fields. Gentlemen prefer blondes. --Anita Loos (18931981) American novelist and Hollywood screenwriter. Title of comic novel [1925]. - If I were a woman I should want to be a blonde, with golden, silky hair, pink cheeks and sky-blue eyes. It would not bother me to think that this color scheme was mistaken by the world for a flaunting badge of stupidity; I would have a better arm in my arsenal than mere intelligence; I would get a husband by easy surrender while the brunettes attempted it vainly by frontal assault. Men are not easily taken by frontal assault; it is only stratagem that can quickly knock them down. To be a blonde, pink, soft and delicate, is to be a stratagem. It is to be a ruse, a feint, an ambush. It is to fight under the Red Cross flag. A man sees nothing alert and designing in those pale, crystalline eyes; he sees only something helpless, childish, weak; something that calls to his compassion; somthing that appeals powerfully to his conceit in his own strength. And so he is taken before he knows that there is a war. He lifts his porticullis in Christian charity and the enemy is in his citadel. The brunette can make no such stealthy and sure attack. No matter how subtle her art, she can never hope to quite conceal her intent. Her eyes give her away. They flash and glitter. They have depths. They draw the male gaze into mysterious and sinister recesses. And so the male behind the gaze flies to arms. He may be taken in the end indeed, he usually is but he is not taken by surprise; he is not taken without a fight. A brunette has to battle for every inch of her advance. She is confronted by an endless succession of Dead Man's Hills, each equipped with telescopes, semaphores, alarm gongs, wireless. The male sees her clearly through her densest smoke- clouds...But the blonde captures him under a flag of truce. He regards her tenderly, kindly, almost pityingly, until the moment the gyves are upon his wrists. --H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (18801956) American journalist and literary critic. "A Footnote on the Duel of Sex", _Damn! A Book of Calumny_ [1918] - I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. --attributed to Dolly Parton (b. 1946) American country music singer. What good are vitamins? Eat four lobsters, eat a pound of caviar live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brain at all, don't be afraid, marry her live! --Arthur Rubinstein (18871982) Polish-born American pianist. Quoted in William Safire & Leonard Safire (eds.) _Words of Wisdom: More Good Advice_ [1989]. - My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl - athletic with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare. The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, "Well, no - we have it, like, just about every day." - A man is walking late at night and comes across a blonde who is standing under a street light, looking intently down at the street. He says to the blonde: "What are you looking for?" "My keys," says the blonde. "Where did you lose them?" "Over there." "Why are you looking here?" "The light is better." - A blonde goes out jogging and comes to a river where she sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde answers, "You ARE on the other side." - A blonde was weed-wacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart? Because Wal-Mart is the largest re-tailer in the world! - A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things': 1. 'The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.' 2. 'The bouncer is a blonde girl.' 3. 'I'm a 6 foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.' 4. 'The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.' 5. 'The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.' 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters... 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' - A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." "No, from skipping." - A blonde and a lawyer sat next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asked her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; and every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde paid the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asked him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thought about it, but finally gave up and paid the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars. - A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases the car over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Helllllooooo," she replied, "those are my emergency flashers!" ----- flibbertigibbet [FLIB-ur-tee-jib-it], noun: A silly, flighty, or scatterbrained person, especially a pert young woman with such qualities.  . . see: "ANCESTORS" see: "FAMILY" see: "GENEALOGY" see: "THE BODY" for other related links As is the mother, so is her daughter. --Bible "Ezekiel" 16:44 - I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.' --Winston Churchill (18741965) British Conservative statesman and Prime Minister [19401945, 19511955]. Speech in House of Commons [13 May 1940]. & note: Every man among us is more fit to meet the duties and responsibilities of citizenship because of the perils over which, in the past, the nation has triumphed; because of the blood and sweat and tears, the labor and the anguish, through which, in the days that have gone, our forefathers moved on to triumph. --Theodore Roosevelt (18581919) American Republican statesman and President [19011909]. Address as Assistant Secretary of the Navy before the Naval War College, Newport, R.I., [June 1897]. & note: Mollify it with thy tears, or sweat, or blood. --John Donne (15721631) English poet and dean of St. Paul's [16211631]. "An Anatomy of the World", l. 430 [1611] - I think it's liquid aggravation that circulates through his veins, and not regular blood. --Charles Dickens (18121870) English novelist. _Martin Chuzzlewit_, ch. XI [18431844] There's no getting blood out of a turnip. --Frederick Marryat (17921848) English novelist. _Japhet_ [1836] Blood alone moves the wheels of history. --Benito Mussolini (18831945) Italian Fascist dictator. Speech in Parma [1914], as quoted in Martin Gilbert _The First World War_ [1994]. - Blood's thicker than water. --Allan Ramsay (16861758) Scottish poet, playwright, and publisher. _A Collection of Scots Proverbs_ [1737] & Blood is thicker than water. --John Ray (16271705) English naturalist and botanist. _A Collection of English Proverbs_ [1678] - Childe Rowland to the dark tower came, His word was still "Fie, foh, and fum, I smell the blood of a British man." --William Shakespeare (15641616) English dramatist. _King Lear_, act 3, sc. 4, l. 178 [16051606] ----- ignoble [ig-NOH-bul], adjective: 1. Of low birth or family; not noble; not illustrious; plebeian; common; humble. 2. Not noble in quality, character, or purpose; characterized by baseness, lowness, or meanness. pedigree (noun) ['ped-κ-gree] A record of ancestral lineage or the line of ancestors itself of man or beast; a distinguished lineage. . . see: 'EMBARRASMENT" see: "INNOCENCE" see: "MODESTY" see: "SHAME" see: "VIRTUE" Thou need'st not answer thy confession speaks, Already reddening in thy guilty cheeks. --Lord Byron [George Gordon Byron] (17881824) English Romantic poet and satirist. "The Corsair, A Tale" [1814] The blush is beautiful, but it is sometimes convenient. --Carlo Goldoni (17071793) Italian dramatist. _La Pamela_ [1750] One day, a daughter of Aristotle, Pythias by name, was asked what color pleased her most. She replied, 'The color with which modesty suffuses the face of simple, inoffensive men.' --Joseph Joubert (17541824) French philosopher. _Recueil des pensιes de M. Joubert_ ("Collected Thoughts of Mr. Joubert") [1838] The modest fan was lifted up no more, and virgins smiled at what they blushed before. --Alexander Pope (16881744) English poet. _An Essay on Criticism_, pt. I [1711] What! canst thou say all this and never blush? --William Shakespeare (15641616) English dramatist. _Titus Andronicus_, act V, sc. I [early 1590s] As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense. --Jonathan Swift (16671745) Anglo-Irish poet and satirist. _Thoughts on Various Subjects_ [1711] The bold defiance of a woman is the certain sign of her shame when she has once ceased to blush, it is because she has too much to blush for. --Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Pιrigord (17541838) French statesman. Quoted in _Reminiscences of Prince Talleyrand; Edited from the Papers of the Late M. Colmache, Private Secretary to the Prince_, vol. 2 [2 vol. 1848]. He blushes: all is safe. --Terence [Publius Terentius Afer] (c. 190159 BC) Roman comic dramatist. _Adelphi_ IV, 5, 9 Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. --Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (18351910) American humorist, novelist, journalist, and river pilot. _Following the Equator_ [1897], ch. 27 epigraph: "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" The man that blushes is not quite a brute. --Edward Young (16831765) English poet. "Night Thoughts", VII, l. 496 [1742-1745] ;void(0)) BOATING . . see: "OCEANS" see: "THE SEA" see: "SHIPS" see: "ENTERTAINMENT, HOBBIES, & LEISURE ACTIVITIES" for other related links [Of boating on the Charles River:] I dare not publicly name the rare joys, the infinite delights, that intoxicate me on some sweet June morning when the river and bay are smooth as a sheet of beryl-green silk, and I run along ripping it up with my knife-edged shell of a boat, the rent closing after me, like those wounds of angels which Milton tells of, but the seam still shining for many a long rood behind me...To take shelter from the sunbeams under one of the thousand- footed bridges, and look down its interminable colonnades, crusted with green and oozy growths, studded with minute barnacles, and belted with rings of dark muscles, while overhead streams and thunders that other river whose every wave is a human soul flowing to eternity as the river below flows to the ocean, lying there, moored unseen, in loneliness so profound that the columns of Tadmor in the desert could not seem more remote from life, the cool breeze on one's forehead, ...why should I tell of these things. --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (18091894) American physician, poet, and essayist. _The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table_ [1858] I'd love to get you On a slow boat to China. All to myself alone. --Frank Loesser (19101969) American songwriter. "On a Slow Boat to China" [1948 song] ----- gybe, gibe, jibe (verb) ['jIb] 1. Spelled: "gybe": To swing a fore-and-aft sail or its boom from one side of the vessel to the other when the wind is behind you or (intransitive) the action itself. 2. Spelled "gibe": To taunt or jeer someone 3. Spelled "jibe" and used mostly in the U.S.: To agree, or fit; to correlate or be in alignment with. halyard (noun) a rope used for raising and lowering a sail, flag, or the like. keel (noun) A structural part extending lengthwise down the bottom center of the hull of a boat or ship, important for stability in water. Phrase: on an even keel. pinnace (noun) A light boat propelled by sails or oars, formerly used as a tender for merchant and war vessels. Synonyms: ship's boat, cutter, tender regatta (noun) A sports event consisting of a series of boat or yacht races. scuttle [SKUHT-l], verb: 1. To run with quick, hasty steps; scurry. noun: 1. A deep bucket for carrying coal. 2. A small hatch or port in the deck, side, or bottom of a vessel. 3. A small hatchlike opening in a roof or ceiling. verb: 1. To sink (a vessel) deliberately by opening seacocks or making openings in the bottom. 2. To abandon, withdraw from, or cause to be abandoned or destroyed. noun: 1. A short, hurried run.  BODY (THE) . . [QUOTES FOLLOW LINKS] see: APPEARANCE BALD BEARDS BEAUTY BLONDES (above) BLOOD (above) BREASTS CELIBACY CHILDBIRTH CLOTHES COSMETICS DIET DRESS EARS EXERCISE, EYES FACE FASHION, FAT GLASSES GLUTTONY GROOMING HAIR HATS, HEARING, HEARTS HEALTH MIRRORS NOISE NOSE NUDITY OBESITY PERFUME PULCHRITUDE RED HEADS SENSES (THE) SEEING SEX SHOES, SHORT PEOPLE SLEEP, SMELL SOUNDS SPIRIT STYLE TATTOOS TIRED UGLY VANITY VIRGINS The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. It is needful to have the instrument in good order. --Henry Ward Beecher (18131887) American Congregational minister; brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, son of Lyman Beecher. _Norwood; or, Village Life in New England_, v. I [1867] Entrails don't care for travel, Entrails don't care for stress, Entrails are better kept folded inside you For outside, they make a mess. --Connie Bensley (b. 1929) "Entrails" [1987] In every animal . . . a more frequent and continuous use of any organ gradually strengthens, develops and enlarges that organ . . . while the permanent disuse of any organ imperceptibly weakens and deteriorates it, and progressively diminishes its functional capacity, until it finally disappears. --Jean-Baptiste de Monet Lamarck (17441829) French biologist. _Philosophie zoologique_ (Zoological Philosophy), pt. II, ch. 7 [1809] Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. --Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (18951977) American film comedian. Attributed in Laurence J. Peter _Peter's Quotations_ [1977]. Body-piercing. A powerful, compelling visual statement that says 'Gee . . . in today's competitive job market, what can I do to make myself even *more* unemployable?' --Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American stand-up comedian & actor. _Ranting Again_ [1998] (Emphasis & ellipsis as written) ^^ John Pierpont Morgan, Sr. (18371913) American banker, financier, and benefactor of the arts. Morgan's nose was disfigured by a skin disease that made it swollen and fiery. People, while pretending politely not to notice anything extraordinary, were nonetheless mesmerized by it. There is the story of the nervous hostess at the tea table , who inquired, "Do you take nose in your tea, Mr. Morgan?" _Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_, Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard (eds.) [rev. ed. 2000] ^^ I love a hand that meets mine own With grasp that causes some sensation. --Frances Sargent Osgood (18111850) American poet. "What I Love" Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind. --Marcel Proust (18711922). French novelist. _Remembrance of Things Past_ [1913-1927] The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. ... Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything. --Neil Simon (b. 1927) American playwright. _The Gingerbread Lady_ [1970] This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind. --Stevie [Florence Margaret] Smith (19021971) English poet and novelist. "The Englishwoman", l. I [1937] ----- adipose (noun) Fat under the skin and surrounding major organs, providing stored energy, insulation, and protection. diaphanous (adj.) [dI-'ζ-fκ-nκs] Thin and fragile, translucent, filmy or flimsy. dorsal [DAWR-suhl], adjective: 1. Situated on the back 2. In anatomy: situated on or toward the upper side of the body, equivalent to the back, or posterior, in humans. ectomorph (noun) A person with a lean body build. ectomorphic adj. embonpoint [ahn-bohn-PWAN], noun: Plumpness of person; stoutness. gaunt (adj.) Thin and bony; angular. Synonyms: cadaverous, haggard, pinched, skeletal, wasted glabrous [GLAY-bruhs], adjective: Smooth; having a surface without hairs, projections, or any unevenness. homunculus (noun) [hκ-'mκn-kyκ-lκs ] A very small man. lithe (adj.) Flexible and supple: able to move or bend the body lightly and gracefully tittle (noun) ['tit-κl] 1. A small jot, the dot of an [i], cross on a [t], the beard on [η], or a diacritic such as the tilde on [ρ]; 2. Minute, incredibly tiny, smaller even than an iota-indeed, an iota (Greek short [i]) is capped by a tittle. Usage 1: This noun is unrelated to the verb "to tittle," which was clipped from the rhyme compound "tittle-tattle." It should not be confused with a titter, either, for that is a suppressed giggle. Think of a tittle as the smallest thing or amount visible without a microscope. zaftig [ZAHF-tik], adjective: Full-bodied; well-proportioned.  BOLDNESS . . see: "ARROGANCE" see: "BRAVERY" see: "CONFIDENCE" see: "COURAGE" see: "HEROES" see: "HUBRIS" see: "NERVE (THE)" ^ Lauren Bacall (b. 1924), American movie actress who married Humphrey Bogart. Lauren Bacall attended a New Year's Eve at which the Shah of Iran was one of the distinguished guests. He complimented her on her dancing: "You dance beautifully, Miss Bacall." "You bet your ass, Shah," she replied. --_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_ edited by Clifton Fadiman and Andrι Bernard [2000 ed.] ^ Nought venture, nought have. --John Heywood (14971580) English playwright. _A Dialogue Containing the Number of Effectual Proverbs in the English Tongue_, 1.11 [1562] Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise. --Horace [Quintus Horatius Flaccus] (658 BC) Roman poet. Lib. i. Ep. ii. 39 (Cowley trans.) Quoted in _Rambler_, no. 108 [30 March 1751]. Fortune favors the bold. --attributed to Greek lyric poet Simonides, by Claudian. ----- audacious (adj.) [a-'dey-shκs] Daring, surprisingly bold or even reckless; unrestrained by convention; brazenly original. brazen (adj.) ['brey-zuh n] Shameless, impudent, bold. effrontery [ih-FRUN-tuh-ree], noun: Insulting presumptuousness; shameless boldness; insolence. gumption (noun) ['gκmp-shκn] Colloquial. 1. Spunk, boldness, chutzpah, moxie; 2. Common sense, horse sense. Chutzpah is part of the Yiddish dialect of English and moxie is used elsewhere in the Northeast; gumption is the word for these terms in the South. ;void(0)) BOOK BURNING . . see: "KNOWLEDGE" for related links You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. --Ray Bradbury (b. 1920) American science fiction author. Quoted in "Reader's Digest" [1994]. There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them. --Joseph Brodsky [Iosif Aleksandrovich Brodsky] (19401996) Russian-born American poet and winner of the 1987 Nobel Prize for Literature. Quoted in "Independent on Sunday" [19 May 1991]. We should have a glorious conflagration if all who cannot put fire into their works would only consent to put their works into the fire. --C.C. Colton (17801832) English clergyman and writer. _Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words_ [1824 ed.] "Preface" Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed. --Dwight D. Eisenhower (18901969), American Army General, supreme Allied commander WWII, NATO commander, American President [19531961]. Speech at Dartmouth College [14 June 1953]. What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. --Sigmund Freud (18561939) Austrian psychiatrist. [May 1933] (After the Berlin book burning of 10 May.) Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. --Heinrich Heine (17971856) German poet. _Almansor, A Tragedy_ [1823] If these writings of the Greeks agree with the book of God, they are useless and need not be preserved; if they disagree, they are pernicious and ought to be destroyed. --Caliph Omar (581644) Muslim caliph. Attributed remark after burning the Alexandrian Library in 642. Books cannot be killed by fire. People die, but books never die. No man and no force can abolish memory. . . . In this war, we know, books are weapons. And it is part of your dedication always to make them weapons for man's freedom. --Franklin D. Roosevelt (18821945) American Democratic statesman and President [19331945]. _Message to American Booksellers Association_ [6 May 1942]. I am inordinately proud these days of the quill, for it has shown itself, historically, to be the hypodermic which inoculates men and keeps the germ of freedom always in circulation, so that there are individuals in every time in every land who are the carriers, the Typhoid Mary's, capable of infecting others by mere contact and example. These persons are feared by every tyrant who shows his fear by burning the books and destroying the individuals. --E.B. [Elwyn Brooks] White (18991985) American essayist and literary stylist. 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