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BLONDES
BLOOD --- BLUSHING --- BOATING
BODY (THE) --- BOLDNESS --- BOOK BURNING

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BLONDES

see: "THE BODY" (below)


I was in love with a beautiful blonde once,
dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one
thing I'm indebted to her for.
--W. C. Fields [William Claude Dukenfield]
(1880—1946) American vaudeville star and film actor.
"Never Give A Sucker An Even Break"
[1941], screenplay by Prescott Chaplin and John T. Neville,
from a story by W. C. Fields.

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If I were a woman I should want to be a blonde, with
golden, silky hair, pink cheeks and sky-blue eyes. It
would not bother me to think that this color scheme
was mistaken by the world for a flaunting badge of
stupidity; I would have a better arm in my arsenal than
mere intelligence; I would get a husband by easy
surrender while the brunettes attempted it vainly by
frontal assault. Men are not easily taken by frontal
assault; it is only stratagem that can quickly knock
them down. To be a blonde, pink, soft and delicate,
is to be a stratagem. It is to be a ruse, a feint, an
ambush. It is to fight under the Red Cross flag. A
man sees nothing alert and designing in those pale,
crystalline eyes; he sees only something helpless,
childish, weak; something that calls to his
compassion; somthing that appeals powerfully to his
conceit in his own strength. And so he is taken before
he knows that there is a war. He lifts his porticullis in
Christian charity--and the enemy is in his citadel.

The brunette can make no such stealthy and sure
attack. No matter how subtle her art, she can never
hope to quite conceal her intent. Her eyes give her
away. They flash and glitter. They have depths. They
draw the male gaze into mysterious and sinister
recesses. And so the male behind the gaze flies to
arms. He may be taken in the end--indeed, he usually
is--but he is not taken by surprise; he is not taken
without a fight. A brunette has to battle for every inch
of her advance. She is confronted by an endless
succession of Dead Man's Hills, each equipped with
telescopes, semaphores, alarm gongs, wireless. The
male sees her clearly through her densest smoke-
clouds...But the blonde captures him under a flag of
truce. He regards her tenderly, kindly, almost pityingly,
until the moment the gyves are upon his wrists.

--H.L. (Henry Louis) Mencken (1880—1956)
American journalist and literary critic.
"A Footnote on the Duel of Sex",
_Damn! A Book of Calumny_ [1918]

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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I
know I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
--Dolly Parton (1946— )
American country music singer.

What good are vitamins? Eat four lobsters, eat a
pound of caviar--live! If you are in love with a
beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brain
at all, don't be afraid, marry her--live!
--Artur Rubinstein (1887—1982)
Polish pianist.

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A man is walking late at night and comes across a
blonde who is standing under a street light, looking
intently down at the street.

He says to the blonde: "What are you looking for?"

"My keys," says the blonde.

"Where did you lose them?"

"Over there"

"Why are you looking here?"

"The light is better."

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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately
falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Sir,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things':

1. 'The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.'

2. 'The bouncer is a blonde girl.'

3. 'I'm a 6 foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in Karate.'

4. 'The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.'

5. 'The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.'

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters...

'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."

"No, from skipping."

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A blonde and a lawyer sat next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asked her to
play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she
would have to pay him five dollars; and every time the blonde asked the lawyer a
question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50
dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the
distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde
paid the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asked him, "What goes up a hill
with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thought about it, but
finally gave up and paid the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what
the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases the car over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk,
takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at
the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo," she replied, "those are my emergency flashers!"




BLOOD

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see: "ANCESTORS"
see: "FAMILY"
see "THE BODY" for other related links


Blood follows blood.
--Daniel Defoe (1660-1731)
English novelist and journalist

I think it's liquid aggravation that circulates through
his veins, and not regular blood.
--Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
English novelist

Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
--Benito Mussolini (1883-1945)
Italian Fascist dictator

Blude's thicker than water.
--Sir Walter Scott (1771-1832)
Scottish novelist and poet,
_Guy Mannering_ [1815] ch. 38

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ignoble ig-NOH-bul, adjective:
1. Of low birth or family; not noble; not illustrious;
plebeian; common; humble.
2. Not noble in quality, character, or purpose;
characterized by baseness, lowness, or meanness.




BLUSHING

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see also: 'EMBARRASMENT"
see also: "INNOCENCE"
see also: "MODESTY"
see also: "SHAME"


The blush is beautiful, but it is sometimes convenient.
--Carlo Goldoni (1707-1793)
Italian dramatist, _La Pamela_ [1750]

One day, a daughter of Aristotle, Pythias by name, was asked
what color pleased her most. She replied, 'The color with which
modesty suffuses the face of simple, inoffensive men.'
--Joseph Joubert (1754-1824)
French philosopher

The modest fan was lifted up no more, and virgins
smiled at what they blushed before.
--Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
English poet

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous
woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
--Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
Anglo-Irish poet and satirist

The bold defiance of a woman is the certain sign of her shame,
when she has once ceased to blush, it is because she has too
much to blush for.
--Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord (1754-1838)
French statesman

He blushes: all is safe.
--Terence [Publius Terentius Afer]
(c. 190-159 BC), Roman comic dramatist
_Adelphi_ IV, 5, 9

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
--Edward Young (1683-1765)
English poet,
"Night Thoughts" [1742-1745] VII, l. 496




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BOATING

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see also: "OCEAN"
see also: "THE SEA"
see also: "SHIPS"
see "ENTERTAINMENT, HOBBIES, & LEISURE ACTIVITIES" for other related links


I dare not publicly name the rare joys, the infinite
delights, that intoxicate me on some sweet June
morning when the river and bay are smooth as a
sheet of beryl-green silk, and I run along ripping
it up with my knife-edged shell of a boat, the rent
closing after me, like those wounds of angels
which Milton tells of, but the seam still shining
for many a long rood behind me...To take shelter
from the sunbeams under one of the thousand-
footed bridges, and look down its interminable
colonnades, crusted with green and oozy growths,
studded with minute barnacles, and belted with
rings of dark muscles, while overhead streams
and thunders that other river whose every wave
is a human soul flowing to eternity as the river
below flows to the ocean, lying there, moored
unseen, in loneliness so profound that the
columns of Tadmor in the desert could not seem
more remote from life,--the cool breeze on one's
forehead,--...why should I tell of these things.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809-1894)
American physician, poet, and essayist,
_The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table_ [1858];
boating on the Charles River

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halyard (noun)
a rope used for raising and lowering
a sail, flag, or the like.

keel (noun)
A structural part extending lengthwise down the bottom
center of the hull of a boat or ship, important for
stability in water.
Phrase: on an even keel.

pinnace (noun)
A light boat propelled by sails or oars, formerly
used as a tender for merchant and war vessels.
Synonyms: ship's boat, cutter, tender

regatta (noun)
A sports event consisting of a series of boat or yacht races




BODY (THE)

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[QUOTES FOLLOW LINKS]

see:

APPEARANCE

ATTIRE

BALD

BEARDS

BEAUTY

BLONDES (above)

BLOOD

BREASTS

CELIBACY

CHILDBIRTH

CLOTHES

COSMETICS

DIET

DRESS

EARS

EXERCISE, EYES

FACE

FASHION, FAT

GLASSES

GLUTTONY

GROOMING

HAIR

HATS, HEARING, HEARTS

HEALTH

ITCHING

MIRRORS

NEATNESS

NOISE

NOSE

NUDITY

OBESITY

PERFUME

PULCHRITUDE

RED HEADS

SENSES (THE)

SEEING

SEX

SHOES, SHORT PEOPLE

SLEEP, SMELL

SOUNDS

SPIRIT

STYLE

TATTOOS

TIRED

UGLY

VANITY

VIRGINS

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Entrails don't care for travel,
Entrails don't care for stress,
Entrails are better kept folded inside you
For outside, they make a mess.
--Connie Bensley (1929- )
"Entrails" [1987]

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Kangal, Turkey--Tucked between brown hills in
central Turkey is a natural hot spring where,
for a fee, you can become fish food.

Dip in a hand or foot, and within seconds small
fish will swarm, bump and nibble it. Stand above
the pools, and the fish will gather below, waiting.

The scaly swimmers--the "Doctor Fish of Kangal"--
supposedly have curative powers. But in this
unusual case of adaptive ecology, the human
visitors may be helping the fish more than
themselves.

These fish have acquired a taste for humans largely
because they have little choice. The spring is too
hot to sustain enough algae and plankton to feed
them all.

In the past, the fish were able to move between
the spring and a creek that runs nearby. But
after learning of a story about a local shepherd
whose wounded leg healed after being dipped into
the spring in 1917, builders walled off the spring
from the creek in the 1950s to preserve a
captive school.

A Turkish family has now constructed a hotel, villas
and a playground and markets the resort to psoriasis
patients. Some 3,000 people every year pay for the
privilege of sitting in the spring and allowing
these omnivores to eat their dead skin, a process
that may stimulate new skin growth or relax patients
and thereby ease stress-triggered psoriasis.

--Matt Mossman
_Scientific American Magazine_ [June 2007],
"Fish That Go Skin-Deep"

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John Pierpont Morgan, Sr. (1837-1913)
American banker, financier, and benefactor of the arts.

Morgan's nose was disfigured by a skin disease that made
it swollen and fiery. People, while pretending politely not
to notice anything extraordinary, were nonetheless
mesmerized by it. There is the story of the nervous
hostess at the tea table , who inquired, "Do you take
nose in your tea, Mr. Morgan?"

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The body of a young woman is God's greatest
achievement. . .Of course, He could have
built it to last longer but you can't have
everything.
--Neil Simon (1927- )
American playwright.
_The Gingerbread Lady_ [1970]

This Englishwoman is so refined
She has no bosom and no behind.
--Stevie [Florence Margaret] Smith (1902-1971)
English poet and novelist.

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adipose (noun)
Fat under the skin and surrounding major organs,
providing stored energy, insulation, and protection.

diaphanous (adj.) [dI-'æ-fê-nês]
Thin and fragile, translucent, filmy or flimsy.

ectomorph (noun)
A person with a lean body build.
ectomorphic adj.

embonpoint ahn-bohn-PWAN, noun:
Plumpness of person; stoutness.

gaunt (adj.)
Thin and bony; angular.
Synonyms: cadaverous, haggard, pinched, skeletal, wasted

homunculus (noun) [hê-'mên-kyê-lês ]
A very small man.

lithe (adj.)
Flexible and supple: able to move or bend the body lightly and gracefully

tittle (noun) ['tit-êl]
1. A small jot, the dot of an [i], cross on a [t], the beard on [ç],
or a diacritic such as the tilde on [ñ];
2. Minute, incredibly tiny, smaller even than an iota-indeed, an
iota (Greek short [i]) is capped by a tittle.
Usage 1: This noun is unrelated to the verb "to tittle," which was
clipped from the rhyme compound "tittle-tattle." It should not be
confused with a titter, either, for that is a suppressed giggle.
Think of a tittle as the smallest thing or amount visible without
a microscope.




BOLDNESS

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see: "ARROGANCE"
see: "BRAVERY"
see: "CONFIDENCE"
see: "COURAGE"
see: "HEROES"
see: "HUBRIS"
see: "NERVE (THE)"


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Bacall, Lauren (1924-), US movie actress
who married Humphrey Bogart.

Lauren Bacall attended a New Year's Eve at which
the Shah of Iran was one of the distinguished
guests. He complimented her on her dancing:
"You dance beautifully, Miss Bacall."

"You bet your ass, Shah," she replied.

--_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_
edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.]

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Nought venture, nought have.
--John Heywood (1497-1580)
English playwright,
_A Dialogue Containing the Number of Effectual
Proverbs in the English Tongue, 1.11 [1562]

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effrontery ih-FRUN-tuh-ree, noun:
Insulting presumptuousness; shameless boldness; insolence.

gumption (noun) ['gêmp-shên]
Colloquial. 1. Spunk, boldness, chutzpah, moxie;
2. Common sense, horse sense.
Chutzpah is part of the Yiddish dialect of English
and moxie is used elsewhere in the Northeast;
gumption is the word for these terms in the South.




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BOOK BURNING

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see "KNOWLEDGE" for related links


Détruire une bibliothèque, c'est tenter de réduire
l'histoire au silence.
To destroy a library is to try to convert history
into silence.
--Serge Bouchard (1947- )
Anthropologist and essayist,
"Les bibliothécaires"

You don't have to burn books
to destroy a culture.
Just get people to stop reading them.
--Ray Bradbury (1920- )
American science fiction author

There are worse crimes than burning books.
One of them is not reading them.
--Joseph Brodsky [Iosif Aleksandrovich Brodsky] (1940-1996)
Russian-born American poet and winner of the 1987
Nobel Prize for Literature,
in Tunku Vararadajan "Hardback Mountain: The Kiss-Off"
_Wall Street Journal_ [16 February 2007]

Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going
to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they
ever existed.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969),
American Army General, supreme Allied commander WWII,
NATO commander, US President [1953-1961]

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would
have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
--Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)
Austrian psychiatrist [May 1933]
(after the Berlin book burning of 10 May)

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the
end, burn human beings.
--Heinrich Heine (1797-1856)
German poet,
_Almansor, A Tragedy_ [1823]

Books cannot be killed by fire. People die,
but books never die. No man and no force can
abolish memory. . . . In this war, we know,
books are weapons. And it is part of your
dedication always to make them weapons for
man's freedom.
--Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945)
American Democratic statesman and
President [1933-1945],
_Message to American Booksellers Association_ [6 May 1942]


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