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. . . AUTHORS see: "BOOKS" see: "JOURNALISTS" see: "POETS" see: "SHAKESPEARE" see: "WRITING" There is probably no hell for authors in the next world-- they suffer so much from critics and publishers in this. --Christian Nestell Bovee (1820-1904) American writer Writers, especially when they act in a body and with one direction, have great influence on the public mind. --Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Irish-born Whig politician and man of letters, _Reflections on the Revolution in France_ [1790] The success of many works is found in the relation between the mediocrity of the authors' ideas and that of the ideas of the public. --Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort (1741-1794) French playwright and conversationalist If you liked a book, don't meet the author. --Raymond Chandler (1888-1959) American writer of detective fiction There are three difficulties in authorship--to write anything worth the publishing, to find honest men to publish it, and to get sensible men to read it. --C.C. Colton (1780-1832) English clergyman and writer Those authors into whose hands nature has placed a magic wand, with which they no sooner touch us than we forget the unhappiness in life, than the darkness leaves our soul, and we are reconciled to existence, should be placed among the benefactors of the human race. --Denis Diderot (1713-1784) French writer and philosopher Of all unfortunate men one of the unhappiest is a middling author endowed with too lively a sensibility for criticism. --Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881) British Tory statesman, novelist, and Prime Minister [1868, 1874-1880] The most original modern authors are not so because they advance what is new, but simply because they know how to put what they have to say, as if it had never been said before. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832) German poet, novelist, and playwright Graham Greene famously remarked that there was a splinter of ice in the heart of every writer, and the comment is borne out by Arnold Bennett. A realist writer, Bennett took trouble to get the details right. He claimed that the description of the death of an old character in one of his novels could not be improved on. 'I took infinite pains over it ,' he said. 'All the time my father was dying I was at the bedside making copious notes.' --in _The Mammoth Book of Literary Anecdotes_ ed. Philip Gooden [2002] ^ Hawthorne, Nathaniel (1804-1864) American novelist. By mutual agreement, Hawthorne's wife never disturbed him during the course of his writing. On the night he finished "The Scarlet Letter," he read the last chapter to her. 'It broke her heart,' he said later, 'and sent her up to bed with a grievous headache, which I look upon as a triumphant success.' --_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_ edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.] ^ ^ Hugo, Victor (1802-1885) French poet, novelist, and dramatist. When Victor Hugo wanted to know what his publishers thought of the manuscript of _Les Misérables_, he sent them a note reading simply: '?' They replied: '!' --_Bartlett's Book of Anecdotes_ edited by Clifton Fadiman and André Bernard [2000 ed.] ^ The only happy author in this world is he who is below the care of reputation. --Washington Irving (1783-1859) American writer - Why don’t you write books people can read? --Nora Joyce (1884–1951), to her husband, James Mostly he read himself. --Nora Joyce (1884–1951), when asked in her widowhood which authors James Joyce had liked to read; in Brenda Maddox _Nora: The Biography of Nora Joyce_ - People take England on trust, and repeat that Shakespeare is the greatest of all authors. I have read him: there is nothing that compares Racine or Corneille: his plays are unreadable, pitiful. --Napoleon I (1769-1821) Emperor of France [1804-1815] When he had his first acceptance the stack of rejection slips was even with the top of his desk. --Lee Pennington, Writer's Digest, speaking of William Saroyan (1908-1981) ... and so there ain't nothing more to write about, and I am rotten glad of it, because if I'd 'a' knowed what a trouble it was to make a book I wouldn't 'a' tackled it, and ain't a-going to no more. --Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910) American humorist, novelist, journalist, and river pilot To Herbert Westbrook, without whose never-failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been finished in half the time. --P.G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse (1881-1975) English writer and American citizen from 1955. Dedication in _A Gentleman of Leisure_ [1910] ![]() . . . see "AUTHORS" (above) see "MEMORY" see: "TRUTH" I used to think I was an interesting person, but I must tell you how sobering a thought it is to realize your life's story fills about thirty-five pages and you have, actually, not much to say. --Roseanne Barr (1953- ) American comedian An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. --Quentin Crisp [Denis Pratt] (1908-1999) English writer, _The Naked Civil Servant_ [1968], ch. 29 He made the books and he died. --William Faulkner (1897-1962) American novelist, letter to Malcolm Cowley [11 February 1949], (his own "sum and history of my life") I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. --Samuel Goldwyn (1882-1974) American film producer Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible. --John Grigg (1924- ) British writer and journalist, in "Sunday Times" [28 February 1962] I should be trading on the blood of my men. --Robert E. Lee (1807-1870) American Confederate general, (refusing an offer to write his memoirs; attributed, perhaps apocryphal) The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but *you* are just a dirty liar. --Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1895-1977) American film comedian, _Groucho and Me_ [1959] Autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats. --George Orwell [Eric Blair] (1903-1950) English novelist If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. --J.D. 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